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USBcraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1268	Falling into the Void:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Potions Brewed:	114
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the real questions like “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and mind-boggling mysteries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Disco Sheep, who throws the most lit parties this side of the blocky universe. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch as the Disco Sheep busts out some killer moves that will leave you in awe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the answer to the age-old question: “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?”

Blocky McBlockface Land of LOLZ

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and gold ore, guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for cookies.

2. We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but enchanted fishing rods. The winner gets a pet dragon that will follow them around and roast any enemies that come too close.

3. Our server has a hidden jungle temple that is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a former player who got lost in the maze of traps and puzzles. Will you be brave enough to explore it and claim the treasure hidden within?

4. We have a custom plugin that turns all the cows on the server into disco-dancing party animals. They will follow you around and provide you with endless milk and steak, all while busting out their best dance moves.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

FMA > FMAB: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience for all you Minecraft fanatics out there!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the zombies into Justin Bieber look-alikes (trust us, it’s hilarious).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Remember, fma > fmab, and our server is fma > all the rest!

Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet

Animals, Bitch, buffet, Castrated, chicken, Chompers, Cows, Crafty, cuck, degradation, DOMINANCE, Eating, emasculation, Gender Roles, Humiliation, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, power dynamics, pussy, slave food, stiff dick, Submission, toxic masculinity, Ultimate, wimps

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!

ChillZone SMP VS Hypixel

Application Process, chill atmosphere, Community, community-driven server, Diamond Economy, Discord integration, Dynmap, Economy, exciting gameplay, Experienced Staff, Fair Play, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Land claiming, Player Shops, player-centered decisions, player-controlled economy, PvE, relaxed rules, server longevity, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Hypixel	ChillZone SMP
– Massive player base – Wide variety of minigames – Constant updates and new content – Active community events – Custom plugins and features – Competitive gameplay – Active support team – Public server with no whitelist	– Small and close-knit community – Player-controlled economy – Whitelisted server – User-friendly land-claiming plugin – Discord integration – Vanilla gameplay with tweaks – Player shops – Experienced and friendly staff – Relaxed server rules

**Hypixel FAQ:**

1. How many players are usually online on Hypixel? – Hypixel typically has tens of thousands of players online at any given time.

2. Can I join Hypixel without a whitelist? – Yes, Hypixel is a public server and does not require a whitelist to join.

3. Are there any custom plugins on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel has a range of custom plugins and features to enhance gameplay.

4. What kind of events does Hypixel host? – Hypixel hosts a variety of community events, tournaments, and giveaways.

**ChillZone FAQ:**

1. How do I join ChillZone SMP? – You can join ChillZone SMP by filling out an application form on their Discord server.

2. Is ChillZone SMP a whitelisted server? – Yes, ChillZone SMP is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server.

3. What kind of economy system does ChillZone SMP have? – ChillZone SMP features a diamond-based player-controlled economy system.

4. Are there any server rules on ChillZone SMP? – Yes, ChillZone SMP has relaxed server rules that prohibit things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse.

Crafty IQs: Are you smarter than a creeper?

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	2852	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Potions Brewed:	119	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of being the smartest person in your country? Do you yearn for a challenge that will make your brain cells do the cha-cha slide? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with players who have PhDs in block placing and redstone engineering!

Join us and witness the average level of education skyrocket as players learn advanced mathematics just to build a functioning roller coaster in-game. We’ve had players go from barely knowing how to spell “Minecraft” to writing their doctoral thesis on the economic impact of diamond mining in just a few weeks!

So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your IQ boosted to infinity and beyond, hop on our server and prepare to be schooled in the ways of Minecraft mastery! Who needs a college degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream, am I right?

Blockwatch – Where Minecraft meets Overwatch in a hilarious mashup! Join the fun at ‘/owg/’ server today!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Villages Defended:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures with our hero, Venture, who will lead you on quests like no other.

But wait, there’s more! We have competitive reworks that will blow your mind, defense matrix that will make you unstoppable, and a new tank that will crush your enemies.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a collab with Porsche coming soon, because who doesn’t want to drive a luxury car in Minecraft?

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had, with map reworks, new skins, and even a Space Ranger theme in Season 12. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of the madness!

ScuffleMC | SkyGens | New Season | 1.8 PvP | SkyMining | PvE | SkyKilling | Custom Plugins | Custom Enchants | Crates | GUI Games | Economy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Dive into the vast world of ScuffleMC – where the sky is not the limit! Catering to the most unique Skygen experiences, we pride ourselves on delivering a blend of traditional and inventive Minecraft gameplay.

Features:

terrains, unearth valuable resources

Become part of our growing community and carve your legacy. Every vote brings us closer to being the top Skygen server and supports our continual growth and innovation.

Join ScuffleMC today! 🌌🛡️🪓

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HoloCraft: Where Creepers Watch You Stream!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2944	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because holojp is here to save the day! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while wearing top hats and monocles. And did we mention that our server is located on a floating island made entirely out of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE!

So what are you waiting for? Join holojp today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to cheese, in which case, maybe sit this one out). Let’s get this party started, holojp style!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Can’t Access the Web

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of pesky licensing services ruining your software experience? Look no further! Our Minecraft server offers the ultimate solution – block internet access to any software with ease! Say goodbye to FlexNet and hello to freedom!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and insane stories. We once had a player who tried to use a firewall to block a licensing service, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of creepers instead! And don’t even get us started on the player who tried to use a VM and ended up crashing the entire server – talk about a performance fail!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Who knew blocking internet access could be so much fun?

AethraCraft VS Hypixel

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overcrowded
Wide variety of game modes	Pay-to-win elements
Frequent updates and events	Can experience lag

AethraCraft

Pros	Cons
Excellent quality gameplay	Smaller player base
Active staff	Limited game modes
No lag gameplay	Less frequent updates

FAQ:

1. What is the player base like on Hypixel compared to AethraCraft?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a larger player base compared to AethraCraft, which can lead to overcrowding on the server.

AethraCraft: AethraCraft has a smaller player base, providing a more intimate gameplay experience.

2. Are there pay-to-win elements on Hypixel and AethraCraft?

Hypixel: Hypixel has pay-to-win elements in some game modes, which can give players with more resources an advantage.

AethraCraft: AethraCraft focuses on providing an equal playing field for all players, without pay-to-win elements.

3. How often are updates and events on Hypixel and AethraCraft?

Hypixel: Hypixel has frequent updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

AethraCraft: AethraCraft has less frequent updates but strives to provide a high-quality gameplay experience.