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USBcraft Minecraft Server

American, American humor, American ingenuity, American technology, Computer, data storage, Great, humor, innovation, invention, Minecraft, sarcasm, Server, Technology, technology humor, Usa, usb, USB development, USB drive, USB history, USB invention, USBcraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the real questions like “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and mind-boggling mysteries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Disco Sheep, who throws the most lit parties this side of the blocky universe. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch as the Disco Sheep busts out some killer moves that will leave you in awe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the answer to the age-old question: “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?”

HateVeggies Minecraft Server

childhood dislikes, childhood food experiences, childhood food fears, childhood food memories, childhood food preferences, childhood food struggles, childhood food traumas, childhood meals, childhood memories, childhood taste preferences, disliked foods, food aversion, food dislikes, food memories, food phobias, food repulsion, HateVeggies, least favorite childhood foods, least favorite food, least liked foods, Minecraft, picky eater, Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Void Armor Forged:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno-flavored ice cream! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds in a sea of lava, and riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet of infinite diamonds, where you can flush away your troubles and watch as precious gems rain down upon you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to embark on the wildest, wackiest, and most bacon-filled Minecraft adventure of your life!

MineCraftyMindBoost

Coping skills, Exercise, Gratitude, growth mindset., healthy habits, Improvement, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyMindBoost, positivity, relaxation techniques, resilience, Routine, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self love, self-care, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Farms Harvested:	997	Endless Night Skies:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ores Mined:	3211
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you ROFLing in no time? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with creepers and diamonds. Join us and experience the healing power of building pixelated houses and slaying virtual dragons. Our players have reported feeling happier, more relaxed, and even developing a sudden love for square-shaped animals. So come on, join us and let the blocky madness begin!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, China, Condemnation, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Enabling, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Leaders, Minecraft, russia, sanctions, Server, stark warning, summit, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5441
Astral Projections Made:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

so, like, u know how the G7 leaders are all like “OMG China is totally helping Russia in the Ukraine war”? well, we got a minecraft server that is so lit, even the G7 leaders are talking about it! come join us and be part of the drama, build epic bases, and fight off mobs like a boss. plus, u might even spot a G7 leader trying to sneak onto the server to get some epic loot. join now for a wild ride that even Putin would be jealous of!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms trade, artillery shells, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, Geopolitics, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military capabilities, North Korea, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, SECURITY, seoul, Tensions, War, weapons

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1

hey u, yeah u, do u like explosions? do u like chaos? well then u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got more artillery shells than north korea sent to russia! imagine the epic battles u can have with all that firepower, it’s gonna be lit af!

we got crazy events like the great tnt war where u can blow up ur enemies to bits and claim victory! and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs, we got creepers on steroids and zombie pigmen riding giant spiders, it’s a total nightmare but in a fun way!

plus, our community is the best, we’re all a bunch of loony tunes who love to prank each other and have a good time. so come join us and let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure? shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s our little secret 😉

EgoCraft: Where You’re Always the Hero

acceptance, EgoCraft, Hero, Identity, Individuality, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-aware, self-confidence, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-view, Youre

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

so, like, u know how sometimes u look in the mirror and u see, like, a potato with legs staring back at u? well, on this amazeballs minecraft server, people will see u as the majestic unicorn that u truly are! like, seriously, they’ll be bowing down to u and showering u with diamonds and emeralds cuz u are just THAT fabulous.

and, like, if u join this server, u will be blessed with the power of flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. no joke. u can ride around on these epic creatures and rain destruction upon all who dare to challenge u. it’s like a bacon-fueled apocalypse, but, like, in a fun way.

also, did we mention that there are secret portals to magical lands filled with talking animals and dancing trees? yeah, it’s a thing. u can frolic through fields of rainbow-colored flowers and have tea parties with the Mad Hatter. it’s, like, a trippy wonderland that u never want to leave.

so, like, why are u still reading this? get ur butt on this server and start living the dream life of a sparkly unicorn riding, laser-shooting pig flying, tea party-having boss. u won’t regret it.

EternalVictimCraft Minecraft Server

cyberbullying, discrimination, ENTITLEMENT, EternalVictimCraft, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming culture, Gatekeeping, mental health, Minecraft, misogyny in gaming, online communities, online gaming, online harassment, Server, social exclusion, social identity, toxic behavior, toxic gaming culture, toxic masculinity, victim complex, video games

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6344
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Tired of being griefed and trolled on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, the only griefing allowed is when you accidentally punch a chicken! That’s right, no more crying over your precious builds being destroyed by some random troll. Join us and experience the ultimate safe haven for your pixelated creations.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor in the game. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself? Legend has it that he roams the land, pranking unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and put an end to his mischief once and for all?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally punch that chicken).

CraftyMix Minecraft Server – Where Asian Women Love White Men!

asian, asian women, attraction, CraftyMix, Cultural differences, cultural preferences, DATING, Diversity, gender dynamics, interracial dating, Interracial Relationships, love, Media influence, Men, Minecraft, mixed race couples, Race, relationships, romantic preferences, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, White, white men, Women

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Items Found:	3667
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us and you’ll find out why Asian women love white men – because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns every player into a handsome white prince charming!

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds that only those with the most epic dance moves can find.

So come on over and join the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even find true love (or at least a diamond sword)!

LoserCraft Minecraft Server

defeatist attitude, Failure, Insecurity, lack of ambition, lack of discipline, lack of drive, lack of goals, lack of motivation, lack of resilience, lack of success, Loser, LoserCraft, low confidence, low self-worth, Minecraft, negative mindset, negative self-image, self esteem, Server, underachiever, unmotivated, unproductive, unsuccessful

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Towns Built:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	5935	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of being called a loser in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a loser is actually a good thing! Our server is filled with the coolest losers you’ll ever meet, from players who can’t build a simple dirt house to those who constantly get blown up by creepers. Join us and embrace your inner loser!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground club where all the losers hang out. We have dance parties with skeletons, karaoke nights with zombies, and even a fashion show for all the players wearing mismatched armor. Who needs to be a winner when you can be a loser with style?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Loser Olympics. Compete in events like the Potato Sack Race, the Enderman Stare-Off, and the Creeper Dodgeball Tournament. Winners get bragging rights, but losers get a participation trophy made out of dirt blocks.

So why waste your time trying to be a winner when you can join our Minecraft server and be a proud, card-carrying loser? Come join us and let your loser flag fly high!

CreeperCarnage – Fear Factor Edition

anxiety, apprehension, aversion, biggest fear, concern, CreeperCarnage, Distress, DREAD, Edition, Factor, fear, fright, Horror, Insecurity, Nightmare, Panic, Phobia, Scared, Terror, trepidation, unease, Vulnerability, worry

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Are you afraid of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to conquer your fear of dull gameplay and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens and riding unicorns into battle. Don’t let your fear hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

CraftyComrades: NoTiesAllowed

Alliance, China, Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyComrades, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, foreign policy, G7, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military ties, North Korea, NoTiesAllowed, political pressure, russia, sanctions, strategic partnership, summit, world leaders

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where G7 leaders are too busy fighting over who’s the biggest boss to notice the real action happening in our pixelated world!

We got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Plus, our secret underground bunker is where all the cool kids hang out and plot world domination (or just build cool stuff, whatever floats your boat).

Forget about politics, come join us and let’s build a world where the only alliances that matter are the ones you make with your fellow gamers. So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig our way to victory, one block at a time!