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mc.servermc.xyz:10629

1.8.9 server, Custom, Download, external hdd, Faction Pvp, Ip:, Minecraft, offline mode, Plugins, portable, PvP, Raiding, Survival, USB drive, username

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Void Gems Collected:	24
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

1.8.9 server

ip: mc.servermc.xyz:10629

offline mode offplugins 0

please do not take other people username

download: archive.org/details/minecraft-1.8.9-without-launcher (Also works portable on usb drive or external hdd)

mc.servermc.xyz:10629

PixelStorage Minecraft Server

apartment, best place, burglars, clever hiding place, confidential files, covert storage, Data Protection, digital security, discreet storage, external SSD, Hide, home security, Minecraft, personal belongings, PixelStorage, porn backup, Protect, secret hiding spot, SECURITY, Server, theft prevention, USB drive, Wife

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7710	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Divine Spears Created:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a place to hide your precious USB drive or external SSD from pesky glowies, burglars, and even your snoopy spouse? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most skilled thieves couldn’t uncover.

Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.

So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.

USBcraft Minecraft Server

American, American humor, American ingenuity, American technology, Computer, data storage, Great, humor, innovation, invention, Minecraft, sarcasm, Server, Technology, technology humor, Usa, usb, USB development, USB drive, USB history, USB invention, USBcraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	8245	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2912
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the real questions like “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and mind-boggling mysteries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Disco Sheep, who throws the most lit parties this side of the blocky universe. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch as the Disco Sheep busts out some killer moves that will leave you in awe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the answer to the age-old question: “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?”

WhisperWalk Olympics

athletes, Athletics, Competition, determination, Endurance, fast walking, Focus, loudest whispering, Olympic, olympic games, olympics, perseverance, physical activity, racewalking, rules, SPEED, sports, Stamina, strategy, Technique, Training, WhisperWalk

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7508	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2639	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we do olympic fast walking but with a twist! instead of walking quietly, we scream at the top of our lungs like a bunch of banshees! it’s like the loudest whispering competition you’ve ever seen!

we have insane challenges like building a roller coaster out of diamonds or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens with nothing but a carrot.

our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until you pee your pants (but don’t worry, we provide free diapers for all new players).

so come on down to our server and join the chaos! who knows, you might just become the next minecraft champion of the world (or at least of our server)!

NanoPlasticPurgeCraft

#sustainability, clean technology, clean water, eco-friendly, efficiency, Environmental Science, innovation, liquid-based solution, Mizzou, nanoparticle removal, NanoPlasticPurgeCraft, nanoplastics, plastic particles, plastic pollution, pollution control, research, scientists, solvent, Technology, Water, water purification

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1653
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Villages Defended:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got scientists dat can remove like 98% of nanoplastics from water! Dey use some liquid stuff to trap dem plastic bits and den BOOM, clean water for everyone! It’s like magic but real, so come join da fun and help save da environment, one block at a time! Plus, we got diamond armor for all new players cuz why not, right? So what are u waiting for? Come build, mine, and save da world with us!

ElfCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, character design, creative content, digital avatar, ElfCraft, FANTASY, Gaming, half elves, hololive, Japanese entertainment, Minecraft, Online content creation, online streaming, pure blooded elf, role playing, Server, sora, storytelling, virtual community, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where even the NPCs have conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the mystery of why hololive only has half elves. Some say it’s because the pure blooded elves were too busy partying in the enchanted forest to join the server. Others believe that a mischievous group of gnomes cast a spell to banish them to the realm of unicorns and rainbows. But one thing’s for sure, if you want to meet the elusive sora, the self-proclaimed half elf, you’ll have to hop on this server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride full of magic, mayhem, and half elves galore!

/MineGig SMP – Minecraft SMP Madness

Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, character banner, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Event, genshin impact, IGN Teaser, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Minecraft, MineGig, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, weapon banner, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Hey there, do you want to join our Minecraft SMP server? Well, let me tell you, it’s not just any ordinary server, it’s a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky!

We have special events happening all the time, like the “Energy Amplifier: Lemma” event where you can harness the power of the elements to create epic builds. And don’t forget about the “Bing-Bang Finchball” event, where you can play a crazy game of Finchball with your friends.

Our current character banner features Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor. But that’s not all, our weapon banner includes the Aqua Simulacra (Bow) and the Lumidouce Elegy (Polearm) – perfect for slaying dragons and creepers alike.

And if you join now, you’ll get daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems! Just use the code “GENSHINGIFTNAJEWZTD7XD5” and watch the gems roll in.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP server and embark on a wild adventure like never before. Who knows, you might even find a secret diamond mine guarded by a herd of dancing llamas!

BankAccountCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, bank account, BankAccountCraft, corporate contracts, crass, depression, family, family function, finances, gossip, gossips, Minecraft, new car, PAJAMAS, paralegal, savings, Server, state contracts, Suits, unemployed, wealth, work from home

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2096
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Dimension Hops:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Chimeras Created:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your virtual wealth and shut down gossiping relatives? Look no further! Join our server where you can show off your pixelated riches and prove to your family that working from home doesn’t mean you’re not making bank. Build your dream mansion, drive virtual luxury cars, and make it rain diamonds on all those haters. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in the blocky world? Join now and let’s show them who’s boss!

AnnivAintEasy: ParentsRuinedIt

animal welfare, AnnivAintEasy, anniversary celebration, Communication Issues, dietary preferences, emotional distress, emotional reactions, ethical eating, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, judgmental family, mental health, ParentsRuinedIt, party etiquette, party planning, personal boundaries, personal values, safe spaces, vegan, vegan menu, veganism

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your vegan lifestyle? Look no further than our server, where we promise a menu filled with pixelated plants and virtual veggies! Our server is a safe space for all herbivores, carnivores, and even omnivores who just want to have a good time without any judgment.

Join us and escape the drama of real life family parties where they judge you for your dietary choices. Our community of players will support you and celebrate your anniversary without any guilt trips or headaches. Plus, if anyone dares to bring non-vegan food to our virtual party, we’ll just block them from the server – problem solved!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let’s build a world where veganism reigns supreme and where you can finally relax without any family drama. Trust us, you won’t find a more accepting and understanding group of pixelated pals anywhere else!

PutinCraft: Ukraine Edition Minecraft Server

Conflict, control, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, embarrassed, geopolitical issues, international relations, military tensions, Minecraft, Moscow, News, Politics, putin, Putin diplomacy, Putin statement, PutinCraft, russia, Server, Settlements, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, world events

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

so like, u know how putin was all like “ukraine controls 28 russian settlements” and moscow was like “omg we are so embarrassed rn”? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the macarena before they explode. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server, building epic castles out of enchanted golden apples. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s create some chaos together! #putinwho #minecraftforlife 🐷💎💣

KurskCraft: Zelensky’s Revenge

annexation, border control, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military presence, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Revenge, russia, sanctions, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Votes:	390	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine controls 74 settlements in russia’s kursk oblast! why? because president zelensky said so, duh!

we got crazy pvp battles where ukraine and russia fight it out for control of the land. build your own settlement and defend it against enemy raids.

plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where ukraine is hiding all the diamonds they stole from russia. can you find it and claim the riches for yourself?

join now for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have! trust us, you won’t regret it.

EndsWellCraft

acceptable, acceptance, adherence, All’s well that ends well, Beliefs, Conclusion, consequences, EndsWellCraft, Ethics, Interpretation, justification, morality, outcome, perspective, philosophy, Principles, ProVerb, resolution, Saying, The ends justify the means

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1

join dis server for the most epic adventure of ur lyfe!!! we got dragons dat poop out diamonds and unicorns dat fart rainbows!!! u can build a house made of chocolate and ride a pig into battle against evil zombies!!!

we got a secret underground city where u can trade with aliens and learn how to speak in dolphin language!!! our staff is made up of magical fairies and talking trees who will grant u wishes and protect u from griefers!!!

so join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe!!! remember, “all’s well that ends well,” so come join us and let the ends justify the means!!!

VeggieCraft: Live Longer & Mine Stronger

animal fats, animal-based diet, dairy products, dietary fat, dietary habits, disease prevention, eggs, food sources, health outcomes, health risks, Healthy Eating, heart health, lifestyle choices, Live, long-term study, longer, Longevity, mortality rate, nutrition, plant based diet, plant fats, research findings, Stronger, VeggieCraft

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Potions Brewed:	56	Divine Spears Created:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

lolz join our epic minecraft server where u can eat all the plant-based foods u want and live FOREVER! like seriously, we did a study with over 400,000 players and those who ate plants instead of animals had, like, way less chance of dying. so come on, ditch the dairy and eggs and come live in our virtual world where u can be immortal! who needs bacon when u can have virtual carrots, amirite? join now and live forever in minecraft land!