usb Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Adventures, Alternative, arch linux, Corrupted, Crafty, debian, elementary os, fedora, installation, lightweight, Linux distros, Linux Mint, Lubuntu, manjaro, Minecraft, Operating systems, Pop!_OS, Puppy Linux, small size, smp, SSD, Steves, ubuntu, usb, Xubuntu

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5523	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your computer betraying you every time you try to install a new operating system? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Our server is so stable, it won’t even corrupt your USB or SSD, no matter how many times you try to install Pop!_OS (seriously, who even uses that?).

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, your computer will be safe). Our community is full of friendly players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Linux distros, so you can find the perfect one for your needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave your USB corruption nightmares behind!

Laptop2Keyboard Minecraft SMP Master

Bluetooth, compatibility, Computer, configuration, connectivity, diy, Hardware, input devices, Keyboard, laptop, Laptop2Keyboard, Master, Minecraft, PC, peripherals, remote control, setup, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, tutorial, usb, wireless

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour races through lava-filled caves, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because on our server, anything is possible (even using your laptop as a keyboard for your PC)! Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

USB Bandits

advanced security measures, bandits, combination, Cracking, crime, cyber, data, Digital, ENCRYPTION, Future, HACKING, INFORMATION, Protection, random words, robbers, Safe, SECURITY, Technology, theft, thieves, usb

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	1499	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Towns Built:	7

yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!

USB Port Pile-Up Server

accessibility, Computer, connectivity, consumer router, convenience, data storage, file management, file server, file sharing, Hardware, home network, IT, network security, networking, pile, pileup, PORT, Server, Server Setup, software, Technical, Technology, usb, USB port

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4897
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2318	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, u know how ur router has that lil usb port that u never use? well, on our server, we turn that bad boy into a file server! it’s like magic, but with files.

imagine this: u log onto the server and suddenly ur router is like, “yo, i got u covered with all ur files, bro.” it’s like having a personal assistant, but it’s a router.

and get this, only the most tech-savvy peeps know about this, so u’ll be like a secret genius when u join our server. plus, who doesn’t want an excuse to dust off all those old computers lying around?

so come join us and let ur router do the heavy lifting. who needs a fancy computer when u have a router that can do it all? it’s like the future, but in minecraft form.

USBcraft Minecraft Server

American, American humor, American ingenuity, American technology, Computer, data storage, Great, humor, innovation, invention, Minecraft, sarcasm, Server, Technology, technology humor, Usa, usb, USB development, USB drive, USB history, USB invention, USBcraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the real questions like “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?” Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and mind-boggling mysteries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the one and only Disco Sheep, who throws the most lit parties this side of the blocky universe. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch as the Disco Sheep busts out some killer moves that will leave you in awe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the answer to the age-old question: “If USA is so great, why did they make a USB?”

MineCrafty Mics

100 euros, audio interface, better options, Calls, desk mics, microphones, Mics, minecrafty, pic related, usb, video creation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Farms Harvested:	967
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	54	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of sounding like a potato on your calls and videos? Join our Minecraft server and upgrade to our exclusive Diamond Desk Mic for only 100 euros! This mic will make you sound like a professional Minecraft streamer, even if you’re just yelling at creepers in your mom’s basement. Plus, it’s USB so you don’t have to worry about spending extra money on an audio interface. Trust us, once you start using our Diamond Desk Mic, you’ll never go back to sounding like a noob again!

KosherCraft – The Holy Land of Blocky Adventures!

Adventures, AIR TRAFFIC, blocky, comfy, Day, Dot Pondering, Europe, Frequency, GCP Dot, Global Mind, HOLY, Israeli Edition, KosherCraft, Land, Liveuamap, Maritime Traffic, Mode, Morse Code Decoder, night, Radiation World Map, SKG, skyking, SSTV Decoder, US, usb, Web Receiver

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Look no further than our server, where you can tune into wide-band web receivers from all over the globe! Want to listen in on European chatter without the pesky US military air traffic interrupting? We’ve got you covered. And don’t worry about missing out on the action in the US – our webSDR located there will keep you in the loop.

But that’s not all – set your frequency to 4724, 8992, or 11175 (or 15016 if you’re feeling adventurous), and get ready for some high-flying fun. Need to widen your bandwidth? Just tap the “Wider” button and get comfy as you listen in on the action.

And if you’re curious about SKYKING messages or want to track air and maritime traffic, we’ve got the resources for you. Plus, with real-time radiation maps, Morse code decoders, and even an SSTV decoder app, the possibilities are endless.

But beware – our GCP Dot is not to be pondered. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the dot. So join our Minecraft server today and experience a world of excitement and intrigue like never before!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, desire, family, FANTASY, Forbidden, giant tits, hate, Jealousy, Laios, little sister, Minecraft, passionate, Plain, Server, Sexy, sibling, Simple, Smart, STRONG, taboo, Universe, willing

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	195

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find a strong, smart, passionate, and sexy little sister with giant tits who is willing to do anything for you! Forget about building blocks and mining, come join us for some scandalous adventures with Laios and his jealous haters in the universe. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy and drama-filled? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there!

RopeCraft Minecraft Server

accessories, accessories lover, affordable, ahhhhhhhjhhhh, chic, Edgy, fashion, fashionista, handbags, Minecraft, must have, My Plebbit bags, online shopping, rope, RopeCraft, Server, statement pieces, street style, stylish, trendy, Unique, up 20xxx, Versatile

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Enchantments Applied:	130	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, our Plebbit bags are overflowing with goodies like enchanted golden apples and diamond pickaxes that never break.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server just to challenge players to dance-offs. And if you win, he’ll give you a secret treasure map that leads to a hidden disco party in the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for your Plebbit bags to explode with excitement!

MommaDramaCraft

brother-sister relationship, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional manipulation, emotional outburst, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, gossip, guilt tripping, Honesty, loyalty, MommaDramaCraft, mother-daughter relationship, parental disappointment, privacy violation, relationship problems, secret sharing, sibling conflict, trust betrayal

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Ores Mined:	7310	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Animals Bred:	123	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with secrets, betrayal, and unexpected twists just like this crazy family story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft? Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets and dealing with family feuds in a blocky world like never before! Trust us, you won’t find this level of excitement anywhere else.

ChildhoodTraumas Minecraft Server

childhood experiences, childhood innocence, childhood trauma, ChildhoodTraumas, confronting the past, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional scars, Healing Process, Inner child, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, personal growth, psychological impact, repressed memories, Self Discovery, Server, suppressed emotions, Therapy, therapy sessions, traumatic events, unresolved issues

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Remember that time you accidentally fell into a pit of lava while playing Minecraft as a kid? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But on our server, we promise you won’t just survive, you’ll thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing llamas, secret underground dungeons filled with enchanted golden apples, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

BlockyDisasters

Awful, BlockyDisasters, Horrible, Terrible, Worst Case Scenario, worst day, worst decision, worst event, worst ever, worst experience, worst feeling, worst memory, worst mistake., worst moment, worst nightmare, worst outcome, worst possible thing, worst situation, worst thing, worst thing imaginable, worst thing that could happen

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have a special event where players are thrown into a pit of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. The last one standing gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots. Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity – join now and see if you can survive the madness!

AcroHeatCraft: Greek Isles & Adriatic Fun

AcroHeatCraft, Acropolis, Adriatic, Adriatic Sea, athens, climate change, environmental news, Europe, extreme heat, Fun, global warming, greece, Greek, heat records, heatwave, heatwave impacts, historical sites, Isles, Mediterranean, record-high temperature, Summer, tourism, tourist attractions, travel, weather

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Volcanoes Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the acropolis is still open and the adriatic sea is boiling hot! we have the craziest builds and the most insane adventures waiting for you! dive into the fiery depths of the adriatic sea and battle sea monsters while exploring ancient greek ruins! build your own acropolis and rule over your own kingdom! join now before the heatwave melts everything away!

GeneEditCraft: seekRNA Quest

accurate gene editing, biotechnology, CRISPR, CRISPR technology, CRISPR/Cas9, DNA repair, gene editing, gene expression, gene knockout, gene regulation, Gene therapy, GeneEditCraft, genetic diseases, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genome editing, Molecular biology, Precision medicine, Quest, RNA interference, seekRNA

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we be editin genes like CRISPR on steroids, but wait there’s more! we got seekRNA, the ultimate pathway for gene editing accuracy.

imagine creating a mutant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a pig that can fly and shoot lasers from its eyes. the possibilities are endless on our server, where we push the boundaries of science and sanity.

join us now and be part of the craziest gene editing experiments in the minecraft universe. who needs reality when you can have seekRNA? let’s get genetic, baby!

Malvarus Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anarchy, base, building, Community, destroy, Donations, Economy, enemies, Grief, Hardcore, level up, Malvarus, Minecraft, multiplayer, Private, PvP, Pvpve, Raid, Revenge, Sandbox, Server, Survival, WIN

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

⭐ Tired of playing boring, monotonous Anarchies, where everything freezes and lags? We offer you a solution!

The Malvarus project is a place where you can get your revenge in full, level up and destroy your enemies. Your building was destroyed or your base was raided? Take revenge on your offenders! This is Anarchy, hardcore Anarchy!

Join and win! ?

188.127.229.17:25607

Mystic_Isles

1.10, 1.11, 1.12, 1.13, 1.14, 1.15, 1.16, 1.17, 1.18, 1.19, 1.20, 1.21, Faction, Factions, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mystic Isles, Prison, Server, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Animals Bred:	51
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to Mystic Isles! We are currently only a Factions server, we WILL be adding more game modes in the future.

ACTIVE: Factions

Coming Soon: Skyblock

Coming Soon: Survival

Coming Soon: Prison

Versions: 1.10-1.21

play.mysticisles-network.net

The Spark: Where Minecraft meets middle-aged drama, but with a PG twist

CCTVCraft, Drama, Figura, HANDCRAFTED, LetsDoSeries, meets, MiddleAged, Minecraft, Parcool, PrimalWinter, Roleplay, Simplevoicechat, SimpleVoiceRadio, Spark, TACZPlus, Twist

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1969
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Farms Harvested:	393	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Purgatory RP
Server Type	Roleplay
Version	1.20.1 Modded Java
Mods	Various mods including Primal Winter, Simple Voice Chat, Figura, etc.
Content Warning	Dark and mature themes, 18+

FAQ

Why is the server 18+?

Due to potentially heavy topics and content, including dark and mature themes.

What version of Minecraft is the server running?

1.20.1 Modded Java with the Forge loader and a custom mod pack.

What is the roleplay setting of the server?

Players find themselves in the frozen wasteland of Purgatory, a desolate realm where damned souls converge. They must prove their worth for redemption.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for roleplaying on the server?

Players must be prepared for intense and potentially disturbing scenarios. Underage characters are not permitted, and spoiler tags are not used.

What mods are available on the server?

Some mods include Primal Winter, Simple Voice Chat, Figura for player customization, and TACZ: Plus for guns.

How can I apply to join the server?

Join the server’s Discord for more information and the application process: Discord Invite