Usage MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Noon is Midday, Midnight is Opposite

convention, society, midnight, Words, culture

come join our wacky minecraft server where the cows wear sunglasses and the zombies do the cha-cha slide! we have flying pigs and dancing creepers, it’s a party 24/7!

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! that’s right, mine them and eat them for a sweet treat.

we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders spin sick beats. trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun at our crazy minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

IP: nooninsteadofmidday.About.midnight

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AnxietyCraft: Antidepressant Adventures

Therapy, Adventures, reduce anxiety, antidepressants, generalized anxiety disorder

come join our wacky minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be anxious about is how much fun you’re having! we’ve got 12,000 players who can confirm that playing on our server effectively reduces symptoms of boredom and sadness.

we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!

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Crafty Block Crew

Typing, SPEED, digital devices, Behavior, Usage

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance to dubstep music. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. only the bravest players can defeat them and claim their loot. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a unicorn riding a rainbow in our enchanted forest. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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Night Owl Misinfo Craft

ONLINE, hour, social media, Misinfo, INCREASE

are you tired of boring minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the night owls rule the roost! we have a special potion that makes you post more mis and disinformation, so you can confuse all your friends and enemies alike.

imagine the chaos you can cause with your misinformation-spreading powers! you’ll be the talk of the server, the master of confusion. join us now and let the madness begin. who needs sleep when you can be spreading lies and deceit in the virtual world? come join us, night owls, and let’s make minecraft great again!

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DreamPhoneCraft

Daily Life, screen time, Behavior, digital age, DreamPhoneCraft

u ever dream of minecraft? well now u can play it on ur phone!! join our server for the most epic adventures and battles u will ever experience. we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

our server is so lit that even ur dreams will be jealous. imagine building a castle made entirely of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. that’s just a typical tuesday on our server.

if u join now, u will also get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every time u mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas will serenade u.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and make all ur wildest dreams come true. who needs reality when u have minecraft?

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Ink Outta Stars MC

star, long tail tags, running out, average person, stationary

join this server if u want to experience the epicness of mining blocks with ur bare hands while riding a llama named Larry who spits diamonds instead of saliva. our server is so lit that even the creepers dance to disco music instead of exploding. plus, u can build a house made entirely out of cake and eat ur way out if u get stuck. also, rumor has it that if u find the secret hidden treasure, u will be granted the power to turn into a flying pig and rule the skies. so what u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

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TheaterThiefMC

Frustration, Home Theater, TheaterThiefMC, personal space, Boundaries

Are you tired of not being able to use your own birthday gift because your family hogs it all the time? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the drama of real life as you build your own virtual home theater where no one can steal your spotlight.

On our server, you can watch YouTube videos all day long without anyone interrupting you. You can even host movie nights with your virtual friends and be the star of the show. Say goodbye to sharing your precious gift with others and hello to endless entertainment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and reclaim your rightful place as the ruler of your home theater kingdom! Let the virtual fun begin!

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PoopCraft: The Mystery Toilet

most poops, Mystery, hygiene, TOILET, unsolved

So, like, have you ever wanted to be part of something EPIC? Well, our Minecraft server is like that toilet, but in a good way! We have the most EPIC builds and the craziest adventures waiting for you to join in on the fun.

Imagine riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a giant toilet-shaped castle with your friends. On our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, just waiting for you to find it. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake. YUM!

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the most pooped-upon toilet in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Xcraft: Math vs English

Math, vocabulary, comparison, Frequency, XCraft

haha join dis epic minecraft server where the letter ‘x’ is like da king or sumthin. we got x-treme builds and x-citing adventures waiting for u.

rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will become besties with da letter ‘x’ and it will teach u all its x-tra special powers. u will be able to x-plore new worlds and x-terminate all da creepers with just one x-ceptional blow.

come join us and be part of da x-treme fun. who needs english when u got math and minecraft, amirite? xoxo lolz.

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LolCraft: LakhLoving Indians

Misconception, vocabulary, Casual, colloquial, Slang

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of Indian English! Join us and witness players casually throwing around terms like “lakh” and “crore” as if they’re the most universal words in the world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious moments where players try to explain these terms to confused foreigners, leading to some epic misunderstandings. Imagine a player asking for “1 crore diamonds” and everyone thinking they’re a literal millionaire in the game!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughter and cultural enlightenment, join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew learning about Indian numerals could be so entertaining in a virtual world?

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