CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.
Season 1: Started on April 4, 2019
Season 2: Started in December 2021
Current Version: 1.21.4
World Border: 16k in every direction
Server Location: Ashburn, VA, USA
| Server Type | Features |
|---|---|
| Survival | Custom PVE group boss and single player dungeons, AFK Detection, Fast Leaf Decay |
| Creative | World edit, Custom Trapdoor, bark block, stair, and carpet recipes |
| Events | Monthly UHC, community planned events, occasional ModPack |
we’ve got crazy stories like building a giant weed leaf out of diamond blocks or creating a dispensary in the middle of a jungle biome. our community is lit, with players from all over the world coming together to chill and craft.
so if you’re looking for a high time and some dank builds, come join us on the most mind-blowing minecraft server out there. trust us, you won’t regret it.
Welcome, brave Pixels! Prepare to descend into the pixelated depths of chaos! Join a Minecraft server birthed from the ashes of geopolitical madness, where every block shattered signifies the fragility of reality itself. Are you ready to forge friendships and enmities in a world shadowed by disconnected HIMARS and lost intelligence?
Intelligence Datastreams: Traverse unending mazes of miscommunication! Have you ever mined a diamond only to find it wasn’t there? Our server replicates the disconnection of intelligence data perfectly—nothing is ever what it seems! Your pickaxe could crumble at any moment!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| The Blockade of Truth | Enjoy the randomized nonsense of projects that never get completed! Find dirt huts next to palace ruins! Is that chaos raw or cooked? You decide! |
| Conspiratorial Caves | Discover the Cave of Perpetual Discord where whispers of ancient secrets echo! Will your diamond sword befriend the ghosts, or will you be left lamely mining stone? |
| HIMARS Mod Pack | Random explosions that might be related to the remote warfare style of HIMARS! (No guarantees—results may vary!) |
| Reality-Shattering Mechanics | Every five minutes, reality shifts! Blue sheep become red, water turns to lava—chaos is the only constant here. Welcome to your new home, Dreamscape Warrior! |
“I logged in expecting a cozy village, but I found a fortress of confusion! I’ve never felt so… disconnected.” – ParanoidPixel
“I thought this was an educational server about the military! Turned out I’ve been building with sentient blocks instead!” – LostInBlocks
“Why are all my friends speaking in code? It’s like they’re living in a constant state of debriefing!” – AgentSock
Q: What’s with the constant confusion? A: Isn’t confusion the spice of existence? Are you living or just existing in blocks?
Q: Can I trust others while playing? A: Trust is overrated! Get ready to betray your closest friends!
This server isn’t just a place; it’s a phenomenon! A living example of what happens when minds are disarmed and blocks become voices! Are you ready to plunge into this pixelated echo chamber?
Join The HIMARS Catastrophe Server Today—before the connection severances become eternal! We’re not saying it’s for the faint of heart, but wouldn’t it be more disturbing if you don’t? **Bask in the lunacy or become the lunacy; the choice is yours!
Hold onto your diamond pickaxes, fellow miners of destiny! In a realm where chaos reigns supreme, the whispers of trade war echo over pixelated plains. Prepare to be enveloped in the shrouded mirrors of us$tariffCrafters, where mysterious international complaints manifest as blocky structures and omnipotent beings weave the fabric of virtual reality!
Q: Can I sell my items as tariffs? A: Only if you can create them out of thin air. Don’t ask how, just believe!
Caution: Entering the boundaries of us$tariffCrafters may lead to involuntary trade evictions of your digital soul! You might even find yourself caught in a net of bureaucratic nightmares and pixel beasts arising from your irrefutable trades!
The clock strikes midnight, and at every tick-tock, entrenched interests seep into your gameplay! Will you brave the tangled web of tariffs and explore the unfathomable depths of virtual breach? Click the link to delve deeper—but be wary, all outcomes are yours to bear!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja llamas trained in the art of combat. Can you find the bunker and claim its treasures for yourself?
And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking in the shadows, ready to challenge any player who dares to enter his domain. Will you be brave enough to face this legendary foe and emerge victorious?
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Who knew geopolitics could be this much fun?
