CraftyPatriots Minecraft Server
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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our cray-cray server where the USA is lifting the pause in intelligence sharing and resuming security assistance to Ukraine! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even world governments wanna get in on the action!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Ukrainian soldier appears to help you fend off creepers and zombies. With their top-notch security skills, your base will be impenetrable! Plus, you’ll have access to top-secret intel to help you dominate the competition.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knew geopolitics could be so fun in block form? Let’s get this party started, baby!

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Elon’s Craft Minecraft Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk and marco rubio have epic battles with polish foreign minister! witness the chaos as they fight over who gets the last diamond block! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe! who needs politics when you have minecraft drama like this?! come join the fun and see who will come out on top in this epic showdown! it’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss! join now and be part of the madness!

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Anarchy Network

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Welcome to Anarchy Network!

Server Information
Anarchy Network launched on October 11th, 2024
Hosted in New York City, NY, USA
Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server
Online 24/7
World border set to 2 Million blocks (4Mx4M)

The server is a Semi-Anarchy Minecraft Server designed to offer a pure, unmodified survival experience, with minimal rules and modifications to preserve the essence of Vanilla Minecraft.

You can join on any Java Minecraft version between 1.7.2 and 1.21.4, but it’s recommended to be on version 1.21.4 to avoid issues!

No map resets, no teleporting, no P2W. Griefing/PvP allowed. Only /spawn command allowed. Nether roof access, phantoms removed, and reduced night skip

Server restrictions: no exploits, seed cracking/sharing, lag machines, duping, spamming, racial slurs in chat.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why do you have rules unlike 2b2t?	While a server with no rules might be suitable for some, not everyone enjoys an environment filled with spam, lag, and cheaters. This is why we have our four rules: Keep the chat civil, No exploits, No lagging, and No duping items.
If Anarchy Network is true anarchy, why can’t I use cheats?	This is a “Semi-Anarchy” server which means the server differs from pure Anarchy and we have some limitations in place. Cheats are third-party modifications to the game which ruin other players’ experience; therefore, cheats are not allowed.

If the server sounds interesting to you, here is our IP and discord server!

Server IP: AnarchyNetwork.net

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

CanuckBlock Minecraft Server
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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, you can join and be part of the epic quest to, like, save Canada from the evil USA army. rep. seth magaziner is, like, leading the charge to stop the invasion and you can, like, be a hero and stuff. join now and help us save our northern neighbors from the craziness of the USA army. plus, we have, like, free diamonds for all new players. come join the fun and be a part of the epic battle for Canada!

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CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
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so like, u know how canadians r all polite and stuff, eh? well, turns out 85% of them don’t wanna join the usa, like who would wanna leave their maple syrup and hockey behind, right? so instead, they all decided to join this EPIC minecraft server where they can build igloos and ride polar bears all day long. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to tim horton’s for all the double double lovers out there. come join us, eh? it’s gonna be a real poutine party!

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CatCraft

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Welcome to CatCraft!

CatCraft is a smaller, LGBT+ friendly, adult only community focused Minecraft server.

Season 1: Started on April 4, 2019

Season 2: Started in December 2021

Current Version: 1.21.4

World Border: 16k in every direction

Server Location: Ashburn, VA, USA

Server Type	Features
Survival	Custom PVE group boss and single player dungeons, AFK Detection, Fast Leaf Decay
Creative	World edit, Custom Trapdoor, bark block, stair, and carpet recipes
Events	Monthly UHC, community planned events, occasional ModPack

Server Rules

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
21+ server, no hacking, PVP etiquette
Pranking allowed, be considerate
Patch creeper holes, sign your stuff
No killing withers in the over-world

Other Important Details

No Enderman Griefing
Custom recipes, AFK Detection
Renewable Coral, Craftable Light Blocks
And more features to enhance gameplay

For more info or to apply, visit our Discord.

Plastic Epoch Bird Nest Server
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Yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got bird nests filled with ancient plastics from a whole other geological epoch! Like, we found a nest that goes back 30 freakin’ years, man! And get this, there’s a piece of Mars packaging with a shoutout to the 1994 FIFA World Cup in the USA! How insane is that?! So if you wanna explore some wild and wacky stuff like this, then you gotta join our server ASAP! Who knows what other bonkers discoveries you’ll stumble upon! Let’s get diggin’, gamers!

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MediCraft: Blaze it Up in the USA
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yo dude, come join our minecraft server where we blaze it up with medical cannabis while building epic structures! our server is like a trip to the future, comparing 2017 and 2024 state qualifying conditions to the 2017 National Academies of Sciences report. we’re all about evidence-based medicine, man.
we’ve got crazy stories like building a giant weed leaf out of diamond blocks or creating a dispensary in the middle of a jungle biome. our community is lit, with players from all over the world coming together to chill and craft.
so if you’re looking for a high time and some dank builds, come join us on the most mind-blowing minecraft server out there. trust us, you won’t regret it.

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HIMARSUnplugged: Blocked & Loaded!

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Demolishing Boundaries: The HIMARS Catastrophe Server

Welcome, brave Pixels! Prepare to descend into the pixelated depths of chaos! Join a Minecraft server birthed from the ashes of geopolitical madness, where every block shattered signifies the fragility of reality itself. Are you ready to forge friendships and enmities in a world shadowed by disconnected HIMARS and lost intelligence?

Why You’d Rather Mine in This Madness:

Intelligence Datastreams: Traverse unending mazes of miscommunication! Have you ever mined a diamond only to find it wasn’t there? Our server replicates the disconnection of intelligence data perfectly—nothing is ever what it seems! Your pickaxe could crumble at any moment!
Mysterious Deep States: Experience the thrill of building your own underground bunkers to defend against imaginary threats! Here, every player is a potential spy, and every villager could be leaking state secrets! Trust? You’re better off with a creeper!

Table of Chaotic Features

Feature	Description
The Blockade of Truth	Enjoy the randomized nonsense of projects that never get completed! Find dirt huts next to palace ruins! Is that chaos raw or cooked? You decide!
Conspiratorial Caves	Discover the Cave of Perpetual Discord where whispers of ancient secrets echo! Will your diamond sword befriend the ghosts, or will you be left lamely mining stone?
HIMARS Mod Pack	Random explosions that might be related to the remote warfare style of HIMARS! (No guarantees—results may vary!)
Reality-Shattering Mechanics	Every five minutes, reality shifts! Blue sheep become red, water turns to lava—chaos is the only constant here. Welcome to your new home, Dreamscape Warrior!

Testimonies from Dimension-Hopping Players:

“I logged in expecting a cozy village, but I found a fortress of confusion! I’ve never felt so… disconnected.” – ParanoidPixel
“I thought this was an educational server about the military! Turned out I’ve been building with sentient blocks instead!” – LostInBlocks
“Why are all my friends speaking in code? It’s like they’re living in a constant state of debriefing!” – AgentSock

Legends from the Void: Forgotten Warnings

Beware the Lurking Lag! Many have ventured into the Purgatory of Disconnect, trying to escape the haunting echoes of their past. Few have returned sane.
They say AIM detects not only foes but echoes of lost connections—who can say which version of yourself makes it back to spawn?

FAQs from the Cataclysmic Abyss

Q: What’s with the constant confusion?
A: Isn’t confusion the spice of existence? Are you living or just existing in blocks?
Q: Can I trust others while playing?
A: Trust is overrated! Get ready to betray your closest friends!
Q: Is there a way to enact real-world armories here?
A: Only if you use creative mode… but be prepared—reality might fight back.

Call to Arms: Join Now… Or Else!

This server isn’t just a place; it’s a phenomenon! A living example of what happens when minds are disarmed and blocks become voices! Are you ready to plunge into this pixelated echo chamber?

Join The HIMARS Catastrophe Server Today—before the connection severances become eternal! We’re not saying it’s for the faint of heart, but wouldn’t it be more disturbing if you don’t? **Bask in the lunacy or become the lunacy; the choice is yours!

TradeCraft Minecraft Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where trudeau and trump are besties and build giant statues of each other out of diamond blocks. trudeau is all like “eh, let’s trade some maple syrup for some burgers, eh?” and trump is like “i’ll build a wall made of gold blocks around your igloo, eh?” it’s a wild ride of international diplomacy and blocky shenanigans. join now for a chance to witness the most epic trade war in minecraft history! eh?

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