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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9540 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.
So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?