Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

/vt/ KWAB of the Year 2024., Android, chuuba, converse, CorpoCar, creeper, Daily, Divegrass Before Christmas, Events, Froot-themed tea, geega, Grimoire, Holo Gamers, Holo New Year Game Festival, holoHoliday live, hololive, hololive English Myth, hololive friends with U, holopro, Hoshimachi Suisei, Ironmouse, Kaneko Lumi, laughs, maeve kagekiri, Magical Girl holoWitches, Manzai voice collection pack, Minecraft, mori calliope, News, niche gamer, nijisanji en, Ninomae Ina’nis, odyssey, Omaru Polka, Otonose Kanade, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Invader, phase invaders, Quinted Spectrum, Season of Frost, Shirakami Fubuki, Shishiro Botan, smp, source, suri solari, TCG, Tenma Maemi, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Mew Mew, USA expansion, V-Jump, Vantacrow Bringer, vshojo, Vtuber, whispering voice pack, Yagoo, Yamato God Kaiiitan, yurikago kokone, zentreya

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Towns Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKidMyths

changing perspectives, childhood beliefs, childhood enlightenment, childhood fantasies, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood revelations, cognitive development., CraftyKidMyths, debunked myths, evolving beliefs, false beliefs, growing up, learning, misconceptions, mistaken beliefs, naive beliefs, reality check, shattered illusions, unlearning

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	163
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Remember when you used to believe that eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, just like that childhood myth, our Minecraft server is full of wild and wacky adventures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming!

Join our server and discover a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Tuesday at 3pm)! Build your dream castle on a cloud, ride a llama into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off – the possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who believe that riding a chicken into battle is a legitimate strategy, or that building a house out of TNT is the height of architectural genius? Come join us and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those pesky watermelon seeds!

BlueberryBandit Minecraft Server

Black Market, blueberry bandit, BlueberryBandit, crimes, criminal behavior, Desperation, food scarcity, forage, foraging for food, fruit theft, Hunger, illegal activity, law enforcement, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean society, POVERTY, Server, societal issues, spike, Survival Tactics, SURVIVE, theft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7065	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the blueberry bandits run wild like they in North Korea? Well, do I have the place for you! Our server is like a jungle, but instead of trees, it’s filled with blueberries. And let me tell ya, those bandits will stop at nothing to get their hands on those juicy blue orbs. Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the blueberry bandits and become the ultimate blueberry kingpin. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

RocketRaveCraft

18th century, archaeology, Bomb squad, colonial era, danger, discovery, Excavation, Explosives, hazardous, heritage, historical, India, Military, munitions, ordnance, preservation, RocketRaveCraft, Rockets, Safety, unexploded, WEAPONRY

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got more than 1,000 unexploded 18th-century rockets just chillin in india, like wtf? imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause with those bad boys.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted creepers and lava-spewing pigs. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

oh, and did i mention the giant mutant chickens roaming around the server? yeah, they’re like regular chickens, but on steroids. good luck trying to survive their peck of death.

so, what are u waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. just make sure to bring some extra underwear, cuz things are about to get wild.

Balkan-Craft

admin abuse, Balkan-Craft, bug fixes, developer, Factions, Minecraft, Mini Games, News, Parkour, PvP, Servers, Skypvp, Skywars, Staff Team

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

On our server you can currently play: Factions. SkyPvP, Parkour. You can expect many more mini games soon

Our developer has maintained various servers for many years, so every day you can expect news and bug fixes if there are any. The staff team is serious and there will be no admin abuse on our server.

51.38.218.134:25511

Elysia: The Server Where We’re All Lost Like a Herd of Cats

apply, Cats, Community, Community vote, Discord, Dragon.., Dynmap, elysia, Events, Grief Prevention, HERD, Lost, Minecraft, player heads, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Server, server chat, sleep skip, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Voicechat, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Minecraft Server: Elysia

Overview

Season	1.21
Reset	New reset a few weeks ago
Dragon Fight	Dragon fight scheduled for later today

About Us

Elysia is a whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server with a focus on community and inclusivity. The server provides a vanilla experience with some added features to enhance gameplay.

Features

(opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod
Armor Stand Tools
Discord > server chat integration
Web based world map
Gradual world border expansion
Grief prevention systems
Adult staff team
Opt-in only PVP
Decorative player heads
Decisions made by community vote
Sleep skip

Non-Features

Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, plugin/money based economy, donator perks with advantages

Ready to Join?

If Elysia sounds right for you, apply for our whitelist here! Takes just a few minutes, and there’s really no wrong way to do it.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join Elysia, you need to apply for the whitelist using the form provided on our website.

Q: What is the age requirement for joining the server?

A: The server is open to players aged 16 and above.

Q: Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

A: Yes, inclusivity and being LGBTQ+ friendly are core beliefs of the server.

Q: Are there any perks for donating to the server?

A: The server does not offer any donator perks with advantages. We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players.

Woke Up Minecraft Server

alarmed, anxiety, concern, Confused, disbelief, Distress, fear, Minecraft, morning, Panic, puzzled, question.., Scared, Server, Shocked, startled, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, Woke, woke up, WTF

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4917	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

WWE on SP Minecraft SMP

ASP, Canceled, community drama, Entertainment, Failures, internet culture, internet subcultures, message boards, Minecraft, Network, online communities, online exile, online forums, pw, smp, social media, sp, sports, truTV, wrestling, wrestling fanatics, wwe

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Secret Passages Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server started off as a WWE fan club on a sports board, got kicked out onto a wrestling board, and then got booted onto a network that’s basically the TruTV of Minecraft servers. We’re like the bad boys of the Minecraft world, constantly getting into trouble and causing mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughter. Just remember, we may be failures, but we sure know how to have a good time!

Gas Guzzler Minecraft Server

aita, APPOINTMENTS, car expenses, chauffeur, Communication, Driving, financial responsibility, gas, Girlfriend, grocery shopping, guzzler, horse care, medical leave, Medications, Minecraft, personal boundaries, refuel, relationship, Server, Support, Time management, Transportation, Understanding, Venmo

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of being a private chauffeur for your significant other? Do you feel like your car is constantly running on fumes because of all the driving you have to do? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities!

On our server, you can build a virtual car that never needs refueling and never runs out of gas. You can drive around to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about running out of fuel or being asked to Venmo for gas money.

So say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to a world where you can drive endlessly without a care in the world. Join our server now and let the virtual road trip begin!

SkinnyVsChonkCraft

body image, childhood obesity, dietary choices, Exercise, family dynamics, family health, growth spurt, Healthy Eating, individual needs, meal planning, Medical advice, nutrition, obese child, parental guilt, physical activity, portion control, school lunches, sibling jealousy, skinny child, SkinnyVsChonkCraft, weight loss

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you must navigate through a land filled with giant ham and crackers, baby carrots that come to life, and cucumber slices that can talk! But beware, there’s a hard boiled egg that’s out to get you – watch out!

But that’s not all! We have special challenges for players to help them lose weight in-game. Fight off mobs while doing jumping jacks, mine for diamonds while doing squats, and build your dream house while doing lunges – it’s the ultimate workout experience!

And don’t worry about feeling left out like poor Amy, because on our server, everyone gets the same amount of virtual food in their inventory. No more jealousy, just pure gaming fun!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your calorie intake)! Let’s get gaming and get fit together – are you in?

BlockySacrificeCraft

appreciation, BlockySacrificeCraft, Empathy, Experience, giving up, Gratitude, hindsight, IMPORTANCE, lessons learned, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, sacrifice, Selflessness, Understanding, Value, WORTH..

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only sacrifice you make is losing your diamonds in a lava pit? Well, on our server, sacrifices are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of sacrificing your rarest items to summon powerful mobs to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground cult that worships the legendary Chicken Overlord. Legend has it that those who make the ultimate sacrifice of a golden egg will be granted unimaginable riches and power. Are you brave enough to join the cult and face the wrath of the Chicken Overlord?

So come on down to our server and discover the true value of sacrifice. Who knows, you might just become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!

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