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Biden’s Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

arms deal, Battles, biden, Bidens, blocky, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense cooperation, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, JSOW, military aid, military alliance, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Patriot munitions, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, US$8 billion aid, weapons

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Towns Built:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

u know what’s better than weapons? MINECRAFT! come join our server and escape the chaos of the real world with some good ol’ block building fun! forget about Biden and his billions, come chill with us and build a house made entirely of diamonds! who needs JSOW and Patriot munitions when u have a diamond sword and a pet creeper, amirite? join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory! #minecraftforlife #diamondsareforever #forgetaboutbiden

BlockButtAdventures

adventurous sex, anal health, anal hygiene, anal play, anal play safety, anal pleasure, anal sex, anal toys, BlockButtAdventures, butt stuff, Curiosity, discomfort, embarrassing moments, experimentation, fetish, Intimate Experiences, kink, personal boundaries, pleasure seeking, sexual exploration, taboo

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us and discover a world where the best and worst things you’ve put up your ass are just the beginning of the crazy adventures that await you. From diamond pickaxes to enchanted golden apples, there’s no limit to the insanity you’ll encounter on our server. So come on, join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers!

CraftyPutin’sKremlin

Allies, Arming, bbc news, Conflict, CraftyPutinsKremlin, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Animals Bred:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Divine Spears Created:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	75
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Runes Activated:	5

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5105

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Dimension Hops:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Votes:	4320	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, EpicFailCraft, Failure, lessons learned, Minecraft, MISTAKES, reasons for failure, Server, unsuccessful, unsuccessful attempt, unsuccessful business, unsuccessful decision, unsuccessful execution, unsuccessful launch, unsuccessful management, unsuccessful marketing., unsuccessful outcome, unsuccessful planning, unsuccessful product, unsuccessful project, unsuccessful result, unsuccessful strategy, unsuccessful venture

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Votes:	5161	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Star Shards Collected:	199	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

Breakfast, breakfast dishes, breakfast favorites, breakfast ideas, breakfast menu, breakfast options, breakfast preferences, breakfast recipes, breakfast selection, breakfast time, CerealCraft, favorite breakfast foods, food choices, Healthy Eating, meal planning, Minecraft, morning fuel, morning habits, morning meals, morning nourishment, morning routine, morning sustenance, Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Animals Bred:	40

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	New Chunks Explored:	977626
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Chimeras Created:	1

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!