u wanna know why u should join dis server? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player named Bob joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. but watch out, cuz there’s also a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Bob defeated the chicken boss and became the king of the server, ruling over all the land with an iron pickaxe.
if u join dis server, u will have the chance to battle giant chickens, ride on the backs of ender dragons, and build a castle made entirely out of TNT. trust me, u won’t find a more insane and fun server anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!!!
we got this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone poop blocks instead of diamonds. it was so funny, we were all rolling on the floor laughing.
and then there was this other time where a player dressed up as a chicken and started clucking at everyone. it was so random and hilarious, we couldn’t stop laughing for hours.
oh, and don’t even get me started on the time when a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano. it was so intense and crazy, we thought we were gonna die but it was so worth it.
so yeah, if u wanna have a good time and laugh your butt off, u gotta join this server. trust me, it’s gonna be the best decision u ever make in your life.
ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY WHERE THE PIGS RULE AND THE CHICKENS DANCE!
ALSO, DID I MENTION WE GOT A GIANT WATER SLIDE MADE OF LAVA? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY BUT IT’S TOTALLY SAFE, I SWEAR!
OH, AND IF U JOIN NOW, U GET A FREE PET ENDER DRAGON THAT FARTS RAINBOWS!
SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? COME JOIN US ON DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER AND LET’S HAVE SOME FUN! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE
If you join this server, you’ll be granted the power to shoot laser beams from your eyeballs and ride a giant chicken into battle. Plus, we have a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
join us for a chance to battle merz in a epic pvp showdown, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (not real ones, duh).
our server is so lit, even the coalition talks in germany are being put on hold cuz everyone is too busy crafting and mining with us.
come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server. yeah, you heard that right. come see for yourself, if you dare.