come join our epic minecraft server where the women be building epic abortion clinics without medical assistance like pros! we got the craziest builds and the wildest adventures, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else! join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through the Supreme Court’s decisions like butter! let’s goooooooo!
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AbortCraft: Supreme Court Edition
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CraftyWarzone Minecraft Server
OMG GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!! we got the US delivering $200 million AND $1.5 billion in military aid for Ukraine!! like, who needs diamonds when u got that kinda cash flow, amirite?!Join now and u can be part of our epic battle against the Ender Dragon, but instead of swords, we’re gonna be armed with tanks and fighter jets thanks to our sick military aid.
Plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get to ride a unicorn into battle. Yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!! So what are u waiting for?! Join now and let’s show that dragon who’s boss!! 🦄💰💣
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PokeCraft: Ideological Madness
come join our epic minecraft server where we poke fun at political tensions by building giant statues of politicians doing ridiculous things! we have a special event where players can throw virtual pies at each other while screaming their favorite political slogans! be part of the chaos and show off your inner psychopath by joining us today! it’s like therapy, but with explosions and pixelated pigs!
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LebExitCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world like lebanon and chill with ur virtual pals. we got unicorns flying around and lava waterfalls to jump into for fun. our admins are like wizards who grant u wishes and our players are all secretly famous celebrities. u never know who u might run into, maybe even leonardo dicaprio or beyonce. so grab ur pickaxe and come build ur dream castle with us, cuz reality sucks but minecraft rules!
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CraftyKremlinWarz
come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases to protect against putin’s long-range missiles!! we have secret underground bunkers and anti-missile defense systems that will blow your mind!! join now or putin will come for you next!! trust us, you don’t want to mess with the russian bear!! 🚀🐻 #putinvsusa #minecraftmadness
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BackyardVirusCraft
so, like, you know how there’s this server that’s like, totally insane? well, get this, they found the COVID virus in common backyard animals in the US! like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, it’s all good because on this server, you can totally fight off the virus with your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor. join now and save the world from COVID-infected chickens and squirrels, because why not? it’s a wild ride, my dudes.
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CraftyChoice Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, the best thing ever, man. you gotta join cuz we got, like, total freedom of choice, just like india defending their ties with russia, ya know?this server is so lit, even the US officials are criticizing it, but who cares, right? cuz we’re all about that freedom, baby!
join us and build the craziest, most outrageous structures you can think of. wanna build a giant potato that shoots lasers? go for it! wanna create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? why not!
we don’t judge here, we just let you do your thing and have a blast. so come on, join us and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a creeper or something. anything is possible on this server, man.
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VenezCraft2020 – Blinken’s Serious Concerns
so like, u know how when u play minecraft and u just wanna have a good time and build stuff and mine and stuff? well this server is like, the place to be, man. like, seriously, u gotta join this server, it’s like, the best thing ever.we got like, crazy builds and insane redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind. and the best part is, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, seriously, u won’t find this stuff anywhere else.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper that follows u around and explodes on command? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, we have a mini-game where u can ride pigs off a cliff and see who can survive the longest. it’s hilarious, trust me.
so yeah, if u wanna have a blast and meet some awesome peeps, u gotta join this server. like, right now. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the lava pits, they’re a killer. literally.
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FuyaoCraft: FBI Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the US special agents can’t resist! we have crazy adventures and wild parties that will make you forget all about those pesky financial crimes and labour abuse. plus, our chinese firm Fuyao Glass is always throwing the wildest events, you won’t want to miss out! so come on over and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!
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DruzeVillageAttackCraft
lol join our epic minecraft server where we blow up villages like it’s nobody’s business. we make missiles rain down like confetti at a party, except the party is on fire and everyone’s screaming. it’s a blast, literally! come join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. who needs peace when you can have war in minecraft? come on, you know you want to see what all the fuss is about. let’s make some noise, baby!