so, like, u know how the US is all like “we gotta protect our interests in the Middle East” and stuff? well, this server is like the perfect place for u to practice ur fighter jet skills before u join the real military! we got all the latest jets and crazy cool missions for u to complete. plus, u can totally show off ur skills to all ur friends and be like “yeah, i’m a pro pilot now, no big deal.” so come join us and let’s take to the skies together!
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MiddleEastMayhem Minecraft Server
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CraftyWarZone
lol imagine a minecraft server so epic that even the US military is getting involved! 😂 like, they’re sending jets and warships because Iran is threatening Israel on the server 😱 but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond armor and enchanted swords to protect us! 💎⚔️ join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ll ever experience, and maybe even witness a real-life war zone in the chat 😜🚀 #minecraftmilitarymadness
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MiddleEastMayhemMC
yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got so much action goin on, it’s like a warzone up in here! we got US sending aircraft carriers, warships, and fighter squadrons to the Middle East, and u can be a part of the chaos! join us and help us brace for Iranian retaliation, it’s gonna be a wild ride! build your own army, conquer territories, and show those Iranians who’s boss in this epic battle for supremacy! come join the madness, it’s gonna be lit!
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CraftyCoupUSA
lolllllll come join our epic minecraft server where we make venezuela look like a walk in the park compared to the chaos we got goin on here. we got so many crazy things happening, you’ll think you’re in the middle of a coup attempt yourself.our players are like the US, always tryna overthrow each other and be at the forefront of the chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next, one minute you’re building a cute little house and the next you’re in the middle of a full blown revolution.
so come join us if you wanna experience the thrill of a lifetime and be part of the most insane minecraft server out there. venezuela ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal.
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CraftyGonzalez Minecraft Server
so, liek, u kno how in dis minecraft server, we got dis dude González who be all like “yo, i won da presidential election in Venezuela”? well, da US be all like “yup, we recognize dis dude as da winner, he da real deal.” so u kno dis server be legit cuz we got a legit president up in here. come join us and be part of da craziest political drama in minecraft history. u won’t regret it, bro. trust me.
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VenezuelaCraft2020
come join our epic minecraft server where the opposition candidate is always the winner of the presidential election in Venezuela! we have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, and our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales. build your own castle made entirely of candy and defend it from hordes of evil zombies riding giant chickens. don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow-colored pig into battle and conquer the land with your army of talking mushrooms. join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!
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VenezuelaCraft2020
come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!
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GeoCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how georgia is all like “we gonna make sure no foreign agents mess with us” and then US is all like “nah bro, we ain’t giving u no money then”? it’s like a soap opera but with countries, u feel me?anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. u think that’s crazy? well, wait till u see our underwater rollercoaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest hidden in the clouds that’s guarded by a giant talking banana? yeah, u heard me right. a talking banana. so come on over and join the madness, cuz this server is lit AF!
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PrisonSwapCraft Minecraft Server
OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST PULLED OFF DA BIGGEST PRISONER SWAP SINCE LIKE FOREVER. WE FREED GERSHKOVICH AND WHELAN, LIKE WHO EVEN ARE THEY? BUT THEY MUST BE SUPER IMPORTANT IF WE SWAPPED THEM WITH RUSSIA.SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.
ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.
COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.
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PrisonSwapCraft
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this, like, crazy story where this US reporter was, like, released by Russia in, like, a multi-country prisoner swap. i mean, who even does that, right? but, like, that’s the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. you never know what’s gonna go down next, man. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness. trust me, you won’t regret it.