Us MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Pixel Pesticide Party

Pesticide, exposure, agriculture, carcinogens, Toxins

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis lit Minecraft server where we got da craziest shenanigans goin’ down? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other, cuz we got a whole bunch of wacky stuff happenin’ all da time!

First off, did ya know dat playin’ on dis server actually decreases your risk of childhood cancer? Yeah, dat’s right! According to dis totally legit study, kids who play on our server are wayyyy less likely to get cancer than if they were exposed to just one pesticide. And we all know pesticides are bad news, so why not join our server and stay safe, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet creeper! Plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon – it’s lit, fam!

So what are ya waitin’ for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wildest, most outrageous adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you hate fun, of course. See ya there, homies!

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CraftyTariffCrash

Economy, trade policy, Tariffs, trade relations, Politics

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE TRUMP’S TARIFFS MADE THE STOCKS CRASH AND NOW WE’RE ALL LIVING IN MINECRAFT LAND TO ESCAPE THE CHAOS. BUILD A FORTRESS TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS FROM THE TARIFF MONSTERS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THERE’S A SECRET DIAMOND MINE THAT LEADS TO A MAGICAL UNICORN LAND. COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN THE UNIVERSE. #TARIFFSAREFORTROLLS #MINECRAFTISLIFE #DIAMONDUNICORNS

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MexiCraft Tariff Wars

Import, Conflict, Négotiation, export, Government

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s, like, a total mind-blowing experience, dude.

you gotta join this server because, like, there’s a secret underground city made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds. it’s, like, the most epic treasure hunt ever, bro. and, like, if you find the hidden golden apple, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical unicorn that lives in the enchanted forest.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a giant lava pit where you can ride on flaming minecarts and battle against zombie pigmen in a fiery showdown? it’s, like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

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FarmWars Minecraft Server

Economy, FarmWars, Tariffs, RETALIATION, trump

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz like, we got pigs that can do backflips and chickens that lay diamond eggs. not even kidding, bro.

plus, we got this epic quest where you gotta fight off evil llamas that are trying to take over the world. like, they’re wearing little llama armor and everything, it’s wild.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got one of those too. you gotta find the secret entrance behind the waterfall and then you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

so yeah, come join our server, it’s gonna be lit. and remember, llamas are the real enemy, not Trump or China or whatever.

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RedstoneRelations Minecraft Server

foreign policy, Minecraft, US, international diplomacy, global affairs

so, liek, this server is da bomb diggity, ya know? we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. if u join, u get a free pet llama that spits diamonds. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs?

but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even Russia wants to normalise ties with us. they said they’ll only lift sanctions on Moscow if we let them join our epic Minecraft world. so come on, join us and be part of the most outrageous server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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ZelenskyVsTrumpCraft

Politics, united states, Friedrich Merz, US, world leaders

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we make zelensky and trump battle it out in the oval office for our entertainment 😂😂 friedrich merz even said we orchestrated it all 🤣🤣 join now for the most chaotic and insane gameplay you’ll ever experience, trust us it’s worth it 😜🎮 #minecraftmadness #zelenskyvsTrump #FriedrichSaidSo 🤪🔥

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CraftyClash Minecraft Server

US, united states, world leaders, clash, Tension

LOL YOU WANNA ESCAPE THE DRAMA AND POLITICS OF THE REAL WORLD? THEN JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE TRUMP AND ZELENSKYY ARE BFFS AND THEY BUILD A GIANT WHITE HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

GERMANY’S MERZ IS LIKE, “YEAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, THEY’RE JUST TROLLING THE REAL WORLD WITH THEIR DELIBERATE ESCALATION OF CRAZYNESS!”

COME JOIN US AND BUILD YOUR OWN CRAZY WHITE HOUSE, OR MAYBE A GIANT TACO MADE OF REDSTONE! WHO KNOWS WHAT MADNESS WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON THIS INSANE SERVER!

JOIN NOW AND ESCAPE TO A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, EVEN TRUMP AND ZELENSKYY HOLDING HANDS AND SKIPPING THROUGH A FIELD OF CREEPERS! LET’S GET WEIRD, MINECRAFTERS!

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MapleCraft Server – Cutting Power with a Smile!

renewable energy, Cutting, energy independence, power, energy security

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, eh? like, the premier of canada is like, gonna cut off electricity to the US, but like, with a smile on his face, eh? so, like, you gotta join this server cuz who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next, eh? maybe we’ll all have to power our minecraft houses with maple syrup or something, eh? join now for a wild ride, eh?

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NordCraft Server: Putin’s Pipeline Revival

ENERGY, Natural Gas, NordCraft, sanctions, pipeline

so, like, u kno how there was this pipeline, right? well, it got blown up in a sabotage attack, like boom! but now, get this, the US is like talking to putin’s buddy to restart it! like, what even is happening, man? it’s like a crazy soap opera but in real life! come join our minecraft server and experience the drama firsthand! maybe you can even blow up a pipeline yourself, who knows? just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join us for some wild times and wacky adventures! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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CyberCraftRusNoMore

Government, international relations, intelligence agencies, cyber threats, foreign policy

OMG GUYS, U HEAR ABOUT DIS SERVER? IT SO LIT, EVEN US GOV HAS TO SUSPEND THEIR CYBER OPS AGAINST RUSSIA JUST TO PLAY ON IT! LIKE, THE SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN THE BIG BOYS IN WASHINGTON CAN’T RESIST! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MADNESS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN SEE PUTIN DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS IN A PIXELATED MINE! LOLZ!

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