US Minecraft Servers

US Minecraft Servers

  • SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

    SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 6983
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Towns Built: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

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    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyTrumpWars

    CraftyTrumpWars
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 5082
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Animals Bred: 143 Dimension Hops: 10

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness

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  • GreenlandRejectsUS Minecraft Server

    GreenlandRejectsUS Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 4128
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Dimension Hops: 13 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

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    are you tired of being a part of the US? do you want to join a server where you can escape the madness and chaos of real life? well, look no further because our minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

    join us and become a part of the overwhelming majority of greenlanders who do not want to be a part of the US! we have created a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the craziness of the outside world.

    imagine a world where you can build your own paradise, free from the constraints of society. you can create your own kingdom, rule over your subjects, and live out your wildest fantasies.

    but beware, danger lurks around every corner. from creepers to zombies to rival factions, you must always be on your guard. only the strongest and most cunning players will survive in this harsh and unforgiving world.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server today and start your journey to freedom and independence. who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GreenlandRejectsUS

    GreenlandRejectsUS
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 9976
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

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    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of real life? well, this server is the place to be! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

    oh, and did we mention that our server is located in a secret dimension where gravity is reversed and u can fly around like a superhero? yea, it’s pretty epic.

    also, we have a community of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and have epic dance parties every night.

    so if u want to be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, 85% of Greenlanders don’t want to be part of the US, so why not join our server instead? 😉

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ElectricCraft: Canadian Leverage Minecraft Server

    ElectricCraft: Canadian Leverage Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 5116
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3454 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17

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    LOLZ, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE IF CANADA WAS A MINECRAFT COUNTRY AND THEY BE USING ELECTRICITY AS A WEAPON INSTEAD OF SWORDS AND STUFF. IMAGINE CREEPERS EXPLODING FROM ELECTRIC SHOCKS, HAHAHA. JOIN DIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP GET ZAPPED BY A REDSTONE TRAP, YO. PLUS, WE GOT POUTINE AS A SPECIAL FOOD ITEM THAT GIVES YOU SUPER SPEED AND JUMPS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT MAPLE SYRUP CASTLE TO RULE OVER ALL THE OTHER SERVERS. ABOOT TIME, EH?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCitizens: US to China Migration

    CraftyCitizens: US to China Migration
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 9069
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

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    omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so lit like a firework on the 4th of july but like on steroids u know? like imagine if china was like “hey u can come chill in the US illegally if u want” after trump was all like “gtfo” like what even is that??

    so like on this server u can build ur own little illegal hideout and like have secret meetings with other players and plan how to take over the world or something idk man it’s wild. plus there’s like a secret underground tunnel that leads to a secret base where u can find all the diamonds and emeralds u want like it’s crazy.

    also, there’s this rumor that if u find the hidden panda sanctuary on the server u can ride a panda into battle like a majestic warrior or something. like who wouldn’t want to do that??

    so yeah, join this server and live out all ur illegal immigrant dreams or something like that. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyRejectsMC

    CraftyRejectsMC
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 4547
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Mines Excavated: 4522
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Potions Brewed: 64 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Magic Items Found: 4751 Falling into the Void: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Crops Grown: 8674

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    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! It’s like the Taliban rejecting Trump’s call to return US weapons worth billions, but in blocky pixel form!

    We got crazier weapons than those Taliban dudes could ever dream of, like diamond swords that shoot lasers and TNT cannons that can blow up entire villages in one shot. And don’t even get me started on our armor – it’s so strong, not even Trump’s toupee could penetrate it!

    But wait, there’s more! Our mobs are like nothing you’ve ever seen before. We’ve got zombie chickens that lay explosive eggs, creeper pigs that explode into bacon (yum), and skeleton cows that shoot arrows out of their udders. It’s a total madhouse, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Trump trying to get those weapons back, then you might wanna steer clear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

    ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 9070
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2209 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Farms Harvested: 137
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

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    lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the US pausin Colombia tariffs, like so random but so lit, u know? we got crazy agreements goin on, like u can build ur own country and make ur own rules, no sanctions here, just pure fun and chaos, join now and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it, trust me bro lol.

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 8881
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 25
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

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    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re mining is laughter! 🤣

    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a wild adventure waiting for you!

    Join us and embark on a quest to help Jim, the international copywriter who can’t use cash app in his country! 🌍 He needs your help to receive payments, buy bitcoin, and send it to him. Who knew Minecraft could be so…financially adventurous? 💸

    But wait, there’s more! You’ll navigate the treacherous waters of student visas and international transactions, all while trying to keep your in-game character safe and sound. Will you help Jim and risk it all, or will you play it safe and avoid any visa drama? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a hilarious ride! 🤪

    So come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure in Minecraft history! Who knew virtual block-building could be so full of twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🚀

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrazilianBlockBash

    BrazilianBlockBash
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 820
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 206 Crops Grown: 4297
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

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    come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a brazilian soap opera! we got deportees arriving in handcuffs, but don’t worry, we’ll give them diamond handcuffs in game!

    our server is so lit, even brazil is slamming the US for not being as cool as us. join now and be part of the chaos, where anything can happen, from building a giant statue of a deportee to starting a riot in the virtual streets.

    we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, so come on down and let’s make minecraft great again!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBankRejectsRusPay

    BlockBankRejectsRusPay
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 9929
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 248
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

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    So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a Minecraft player who joined this server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But that’s not all, oh no. The player also discovered a hidden portal that led to a land full of unicorns and rainbows. Can you believe it? And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that nearly all Chinese banks are refusing to process payments from Russia. Yeah, crazy, right? So come on, join the fun and adventure on this epic Minecraft server. You won’t regret it, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Not-So-Cozy Dumpster Fire Server: No Vanilla, All Chaos! 21+ only, with rainbows and bad builders. Notteeth: 1.21

    The Not-So-Cozy Dumpster Fire Server: No Vanilla, All Chaos! 21+ only, with rainbows and bad builders. Notteeth: 1.21
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 7551
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

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    Welcome to The Cozy Shire: Your New Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

    Are you ready to dive into a vibrant, creative Minecraft community? The Cozy Shire is not just another server; it’s a haven for like-minded adults who love to build, explore, and create together. If you’re passionate about Minecraft and want to be part of a warm and welcoming community, we’re excited to meet you!

    What We Offer:

    Launch Date: July 28, 2024 🚀
    Version: 1.21 Map 🌍
    Difficulty: Hard (For those who like a challenge!) 💪
    Fire Spread: Turned Off 🔥🚫
    Pl3xMap: Keep track of the world in style! 🗺️✨
    Discord: Seamless chat integration with in-game communication 🎙️
    LGBTQI+ Friendly: A safe and inclusive space for everyone 🌈

    We’re on the Hunt For:

    • Adults aged 21 and over (We’re all about mature, respectful interactions) 🧓👩‍🦳
    • Enthusiasts who want to grow and contribute to our community 🌱💥

    **Upcoming Events:**

    • Ender Dragon fight! 🐉
    • Shopping District Opening 💸
    • Nether Hub Design Comp. 🔥
    • Stronghold Design Comp. 👽

    Why Join Us?

    Our mission is simple: to build a kind, accepting, and encouraging community where everyone feels at home. The Cozy Shire isn’t just a server; it’s a place to make friends, embark on adventures, and build something amazing together.

    Ready to become part of our cozy community? Follow the link to our application form and show us why you’d be a great fit.

    List of plugins and datapacks:

    Datapacks Installed: (All datapacks are from Vanilla Tweaks)

    • Silence Mobs
    • Player Head Drops
    • More Mob Heads

    Plugins Installed:

    • CoreProtect
    • DiscordSRV
    • Chunker

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBantz Minecraft Server

    BlockyBantz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 6430
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Potions Brewed: 78

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to spice things up and make /b/ look like a walk in the park? Then come join our server, where we’ve taken things to a whole new level of insanity!

    Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Our server is filled with crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will make you question your sanity. Want to build a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to participate in a PvP battle where everyone is riding pigs armed with diamond swords? We’ve got you covered!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunt you’ll ever experience. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden chest filled with rare items, guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Can you find it and claim the loot for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, and may the memes be ever in your favor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KneelWhiteBoy Minecraft SMP

    KneelWhiteBoy Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 2351
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 118 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 97 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 7

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    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the diamonds are so plentiful that they literally rain from the sky. And not just any diamonds, but rainbow diamonds that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

    But that’s not all! The mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. They wear top hats and monocles, and they speak in Shakespearean English as they challenge you to epic battles of wit and strength. And if you manage to defeat them, they drop enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to turn invisible and prank your friends with hilarious shenanigans.

    And let’s not forget about the community on this server. They are the most welcoming and hilarious group of players you’ll ever meet. From organizing impromptu dance parties in the town square to building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. KNEEL WHITE BOY, for the most epic Minecraft SMP awaits you!

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 831
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 122
    Enchantments Applied: 188 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 8356
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a time machine to your childhood nostalgia! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists (like that one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies). So come on, hop on board and relive those glory days of building dirt houses and punching trees for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

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  • SocietyCraft

    SocietyCraft
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 2164
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1536
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    A Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you’re tired of adulting and want to unleash your inner child with no judgment. Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can build epic structures, prank your friends with explosive chickens, and ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyCanuckWars

    CraftyCanuckWars
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 7394
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!

    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

    So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

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  • ShroomCraft OCD Cure

    ShroomCraft OCD Cure
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 180
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 831 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 422 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U SEE CREEPERS AS FRIENDLY PUPPIES! OUR PLAYERS WHO HAVE OCD SAY THAT AFTER A FEW DOSES OF OUR SPECIAL SHROOMS, THEY NO LONGER FEEL THE URGE TO ORGANIZE THEIR INVENTORY 100 TIMES A DAY! JOIN US FOR A TRIP LIKE NO OTHER, WHERE U CAN BUILD PIXELATED CASTLES WHILE TRIPPING BALLS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #PSYCHEDELICPLAYERS #CREEPERPUPPIES

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

    Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 9230
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name Melios SMP
    Version Java 1.21
    Plugins Minimal plugins
    Focus Community-oriented SMP
    Launch Date 4 months ago
    Custom World Generation TerraformGenerator

    Overview:

    Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

    FAQ:

    How can I apply to join the server?
    You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?
    Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
    What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?
    Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
    Do you have any specific focus areas for players?
    Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

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    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Alien Abductions: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 11

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