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BaseAttackCraft
lol imagine if that was a minecraft server event! like, you join the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a crazy battle against a base in Iraq! US personnel are getting hurt left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all just a fun virtual game! join now for the most intense and insane battles you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles like this?! come join us and see if you can survive the attack against the base in Iraq! -
AttackCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how there’s all this drama goin’ on in the real world? well, come escape all that craziness and join our EPIC minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’, cows doin’ the moonwalk, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide!rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that’ll make you the ultimate minecraft master. like, you’ll be able to build a castle in 5 seconds flat or ride a dragon into battle. it’s like, totally insane, dude.
oh, and get this – our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. yeah, you heard me right. ninja llamas. they’ll protect you from any griefers or trolls tryin’ to mess with your stuff. ain’t nobody messin’ with our llama squad.
so, what are you waitin’ for? come join our server and let’s make some minecraft magic happen! trust me, you won’t regret it.
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NettyCraft: Hostage Negotiation Gone Wrong
So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where you can, like, totally escape from the drama of real life and just build stuff with your buddies. But get this, the server is so lit that even security chiefs, negotiators, and the US are all up in arms about it! They’re like blaming Netanyahu for tanking hostage talks because everyone is too busy playing on this server instead of doing their jobs. It’s like, so crazy, right?But, like, who cares about that when you can join this server and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Plus, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, a bazillion diamonds and become the richest player ever. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master.
So, like, forget about all the political drama and come join this Minecraft server for the most epic adventure of your life. Just watch out for those evil chickens – they mean business.
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PostdocPanicCraft
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the postdoc support is off the charts! like, the NIH is all up in here capping it at five years, but who cares, right? cuz we got all the support you need to level up and slay those creepers! plus, the criticism just adds to the drama, like a soap opera but with blocks and stuff. come join us and let’s build some crazy shenanigans together! -
Konohaven: How Hermitcraft Shouldn’t Be. But At Least Our Java’s Stronger Than 1.21

Server Version 1.21 Fabric Server Location Eastern US (Virginia) Difficulty Hard Disabled Features Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms Other Features Single-Player Sleep, Live Map, Diamond-based economy FAQ:
1. When did Season 3 start?
Season 3 started on June 10, 2023.
2. Are there specific rules for shops?
This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing. Friendly competition is encouraged. Staff will intervene if toxicity arises.
3. What events and challenges are available?
There are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join for karaoke, holiday-themed events, and community build projects.
4. Are there custom models on the server?
Yes, there are custom items and hat models that require a lightweight resource pack to view. However, downloading the pack is not required.
5. Can I play solo on the server?
While the focus is on playing and building together this season, solo players are welcome. The server has players from the US, Canada, and Europe.
6. How do I whitelist?
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LebanonTicketOut
LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and enter a world of BLOCKS and CREEPERS and crazy adventures!We got llamas that can talk and give u fashion advice, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).
Build ur own castle and defend it from a zombie apocalypse, or team up with other players to raid dungeons and find hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of diamonds and emeralds, but still cool).
We also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of chocolate and the only rule is to eat as much as u want (warning: may cause sugar rush and sudden weight gain).
So what are u waiting for? Grab ur pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem! The US may be urging citizens to leave Lebanon, but we’re urging u to join our server on ‘any available ticket’!
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PresiCraft: Snap & Rule
Ever wanted to have the power to make anyone president of the US just by snapping your fingers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and become the ultimate puppet master of American politics. Want to see your favorite celebrity in the Oval Office? Done. How about your pet goldfish? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride of presidential shenanigans! -
TruceCraft: NoBull Netanyahu
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a top hat and monocle.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party. Dance the night away with the dragon while he spins sick beats and shoots fireworks out of his nostrils. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).
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CraftyNations Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server, where we reject maduro just like the nations do!! we are like the avengers of minecraft, fighting against evil dictators and stuff. we even have protests in our server, but instead of signs we use pixelated pickaxes and swords. it’s like a virtual revolution, but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bad guys. so come join us and be a part of the resistance against maduro in the world of minecraft! -
LebanonEscapeCraft
OMG U GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER ASAP!!! LIKE, THE US AND UK ARE TELLING PPL TO LEAVE LEBANON RN, BUT U SHOULD TOTES IGNORE THAT AND COME JOIN US INSTEAD!!!WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH KID IN A CANDY STORE!!! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE CHESTS!!!
ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT HEROBINE HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S ACTUALLY A REALLY NICE GUY ONCE U GET TO KNOW HIM!!!
SO, FORGET ABOUT LEBANON AND COME JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURES!!! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤣🤣🤣
