come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho
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TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server
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SkyCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some minecraft but u also wanna solve a mystery? well, do i have the server for u! this server is like a mix of detective work and block building, cuz we got a crashed plane from south korea and u gotta figure out what happened. u can be like a minecraft sherlock holmes, but with more explosions and creepers. join now and help us solve the mystery of the black box! it’s gonna be lit, fam!
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CraftyPutin’sPlaneVisitMC
yo, u ever wanted to be in a minecraft server where putin’s presidential plane visits the US like every day? well, u in luck cuz that’s exactly what happens in our server! come join us and witness the craziness as putin’s plane lands in the middle of your epic build, causing chaos and confusion for all! who knows what will happen next? maybe putin will challenge you to a build battle or maybe he’ll just chill and mine some diamonds with you. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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BlockyElectionWarfare
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur saving the world from evil forces? well, this server is the place for u, my dude. we got crazy adventures, like fighting off evil entities from iran and russia who are trying to interfere with our elections. join us and be a hero, or just mine some diamonds, whatever floats ur boat. plus, we got free cake every friday, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s save the world one block at a time, yo.
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StableCraft: US vs Netherlands
Yo, listen up all you Minecrafters out there! Do you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!We got crazy builds that will make your jaw drop and your eyes pop out of your head. From giant pixel art statues to mind-bending mazes, we got it all. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins that will make your gameplay experience like no other.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master. You’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and even summon a dragon to do your bidding. It’s like a dream come true, but better.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, the only limit is your imagination. Let’s get this party started! 🎉🔥🐲
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MissionFromGodMC
come join our minecraft server cuz we got tony blair’s advisers questioning if the US has proper control over their military ops like wtf lmao. george w bush thinking he’s on a mission from god against iraqi insurgents like bro what even is that. if you wanna experience some next level chaos and insanity, this server is the place to be. join now and be part of the most bizarre minecraft community out there. who knows what other wild shenanigans will happen next, it’s a total rollercoaster of craziness. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride you won’t forget.
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MissileMayhemCraft
lmao this server is like russia and US fighting but in minecraft!! we got missiles and explosions everywhere, it’s like world war 3 but with blocks!! join us if u wanna be part of the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)!! come on, don’t be a chicken, join now and show off your pvp skills in this epic battle for dominance!! 🚀💣🔥
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FrozenAssetsMC Server
lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can help save Ukraine by sending $15 billion using frozen Russian assets haha like wut even is that?? but for real tho, join our server and be a part of this epic mission to help a country in need while also building epic structures and battling mobs like a boss. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that could make u the richest player ever. so come on, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!
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WeaponizedCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we are sending $1.25 billion in weapons to Ukraine?! Like, what even is happening?! We gotta get all this aid out before Biden leaves office, man! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through international politics and Minecraft battles like never before. Trust me, you do not want to miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!
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CraftyCommies: Kim’s Kamikazes
so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, man. we got North Korean troops being sent on a “human wave” to their deaths, like, who does that? it’s like a real-life Hunger Games but in Minecraft, you gotta see it to believe it. join us if you wanna witness the most insane battles and strategies ever seen in the game. plus, we got free cake every Tuesday, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!