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CraftyTrumpWars

defense deals, trade agreements, modi, CraftyTrumpWars, India

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, so many weapons for sale, just like trump wants india to buy more weapons from the US, ya know? like, we got swords, bows, axes, all that good stuff. and, like, if you don’t join, trump might, like, threaten you with tariffs or something, just like he did before modi’s US visit. so, like, come join our server and arm yourself to the teeth, cuz you never know when you might need to defend yourself against crazy politicians, amirite? #weaponsfordays #trumptariffs #minecraftmadness

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GreenlandRejectsUS Minecraft Server

international relations, European, majority, Territorial, Server

are you tired of being a part of the US? do you want to join a server where you can escape the madness and chaos of real life? well, look no further because our minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

join us and become a part of the overwhelming majority of greenlanders who do not want to be a part of the US! we have created a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the craziness of the outside world.

imagine a world where you can build your own paradise, free from the constraints of society. you can create your own kingdom, rule over your subjects, and live out your wildest fantasies.

but beware, danger lurks around every corner. from creepers to zombies to rival factions, you must always be on your guard. only the strongest and most cunning players will survive in this harsh and unforgiving world.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and start your journey to freedom and independence. who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

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GreenlandRejectsUS

referendum, majority, self-determination, foreign affairs, poll

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the craziness of real life? well, this server is the place to be! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

oh, and did we mention that our server is located in a secret dimension where gravity is reversed and u can fly around like a superhero? yea, it’s pretty epic.

also, we have a community of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and have epic dance parties every night.

so if u want to be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, 85% of Greenlanders don’t want to be part of the US, so why not join our server instead? 😉

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ElectricCraft: Canadian Leverage Minecraft Server

Canadian, Server, trade war, Minecraft, ElectricCraft

LOLZ, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BE LIKE IF CANADA WAS A MINECRAFT COUNTRY AND THEY BE USING ELECTRICITY AS A WEAPON INSTEAD OF SWORDS AND STUFF. IMAGINE CREEPERS EXPLODING FROM ELECTRIC SHOCKS, HAHAHA. JOIN DIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA SEE TRUMP GET ZAPPED BY A REDSTONE TRAP, YO. PLUS, WE GOT POUTINE AS A SPECIAL FOOD ITEM THAT GIVES YOU SUPER SPEED AND JUMPS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND HELP US BUILD A GIANT MAPLE SYRUP CASTLE TO RULE OVER ALL THE OTHER SERVERS. ABOOT TIME, EH?

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CraftyCitizens: US to China Migration

undocumented immigrants, deportation, migrant crisis, border control, political tensions

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so lit like a firework on the 4th of july but like on steroids u know? like imagine if china was like “hey u can come chill in the US illegally if u want” after trump was all like “gtfo” like what even is that??

so like on this server u can build ur own little illegal hideout and like have secret meetings with other players and plan how to take over the world or something idk man it’s wild. plus there’s like a secret underground tunnel that leads to a secret base where u can find all the diamonds and emeralds u want like it’s crazy.

also, there’s this rumor that if u find the hidden panda sanctuary on the server u can ride a panda into battle like a majestic warrior or something. like who wouldn’t want to do that??

so yeah, join this server and live out all ur illegal immigrant dreams or something like that. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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CraftyRejectsMC

CraftyRejectsMC, Billions, Taliban, trump, US

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! It’s like the Taliban rejecting Trump’s call to return US weapons worth billions, but in blocky pixel form!

We got crazier weapons than those Taliban dudes could ever dream of, like diamond swords that shoot lasers and TNT cannons that can blow up entire villages in one shot. And don’t even get me started on our armor – it’s so strong, not even Trump’s toupee could penetrate it!

But wait, there’s more! Our mobs are like nothing you’ve ever seen before. We’ve got zombie chickens that lay explosive eggs, creeper pigs that explode into bacon (yum), and skeleton cows that shoot arrows out of their udders. It’s a total madhouse, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re Trump trying to get those weapons back, then you might wanna steer clear.

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ColombiaCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, political agreement, international relations, Tariffs, Server

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the US pausin Colombia tariffs, like so random but so lit, u know? we got crazy agreements goin on, like u can build ur own country and make ur own rules, no sanctions here, just pure fun and chaos, join now and be part of the madness, u won’t regret it, trust me bro lol.

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CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

high school classmate, International student, upwork, copywriter, small talk

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re mining is laughter! 🤣

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a wild adventure waiting for you!

Join us and embark on a quest to help Jim, the international copywriter who can’t use cash app in his country! 🌍 He needs your help to receive payments, buy bitcoin, and send it to him. Who knew Minecraft could be so…financially adventurous? 💸

But wait, there’s more! You’ll navigate the treacherous waters of student visas and international transactions, all while trying to keep your in-game character safe and sound. Will you help Jim and risk it all, or will you play it safe and avoid any visa drama? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a hilarious ride! 🤪

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure in Minecraft history! Who knew virtual block-building could be so full of twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🚀

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BrazilianBlockBash

Government, Backlash, international relations, immigration, criticism

come join our minecraft server, where we have more drama than a brazilian soap opera! we got deportees arriving in handcuffs, but don’t worry, we’ll give them diamond handcuffs in game!

our server is so lit, even brazil is slamming the US for not being as cool as us. join now and be part of the chaos, where anything can happen, from building a giant statue of a deportee to starting a riot in the virtual streets.

we promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, so come on down and let’s make minecraft great again!

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ChipocalypseCraft

sanctions, national security, political tensions, Technology, trade war

lol imagine if switzerland was like “yo give us them AI chips” and US was like “nah fam u cant have them” 😂 but guess what u can have?? access to our EPIC minecraft server!!! join us and build ur own AI chip kingdom with ur friends!!! who needs real life drama when u can have virtual drama on our server?? come join us and show switzerland who’s boss 😎 #minecraft #ai #drama #joinus

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