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GazaCraft: Trump Edition

Conflict, Diplomacy, economic development, Edition, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Infrastructure, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Own, palestine, Peace, Politics, Reconstruction, redevelopment plan, Take Over, trump, united states, US

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ores Mined:	7191	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

so like, imagine this, right? we got this epic minecraft server that’s gonna be so lit, you won’t even believe it. like, we’re gonna “take over” and “own” the whole server just like Trump wants to do with Gaza. but don’t worry, we’re gonna make it way more fun and way less political.

come join us and be a part of the most epic redevlopment plan ever. we’ll have crazy builds, insane minigames, and the best community of players you’ll ever meet. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that Trump himself would be jealous of?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s make this server great again! (no politics, just fun)

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, agreement reached, border, Canada, cooperation, Crisis averted, cross-border relations, Diplomacy, fragile truce, international relations, MapleCraft, Minecraft, neighbors, North America, Peace, peace talks, Political, SECURITY, Server, Stability, Tension, US, world news

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we reenact the fragile truce between Canada and US but with a twist! instead of boring politics, we settle our differences with epic build battles and crazy mini games!

imagine building a giant igloo to represent Canada while your friends try to sabotage it with fireworks and TNT! or maybe you prefer to roleplay as a sneaky spy trying to steal maple syrup from the US side without getting caught by the border patrol (aka the admins)!

if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as the real world but way more fun, then this is the place for you! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake (shh don’t tell anyone)! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

GuantanamoCraft: Exile Edition

border control, criminal deportation, deportation, detention center, Edition, Exile, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detainees, Guantanamo Bay detention camp, Guantanamo Bay flights, GuantanamoCraft, illegal immigrants, immigration, Immigration Policy, migrant criminals, migrant crisis, migrant deportation, migrant detention, migrant detention center, national security, united states, US, US immigration

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	2248
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Yo, you gotta join this server, bro! It’s like Guantanamo Bay but for Minecraft players! We send all the noobs and griefers on flights to this crazy island where they gotta survive in a PvP warzone. It’s like Hunger Games meets Lord of the Flies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers everywhere. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on the chaos and mayhem. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic build battles and treasure hunts. So come on, join the madness and show us what you’re made of!

DeporteeCraft: ElSalvadorBound

AMERICANS, asylum seekers, central america, cross-border cooperation, deportation, DeporteeCraft, deportees, diplomatic agreement, el salvador, ElSalvadorBound, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, migrants, Nationality, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rubio, united states, US

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

lol come join our minecraft server where we accept deportees from ANYWHERE, even Americans! yep, you heard that right. El Salvador is the place to be if you’ve been kicked out of your country and need a new place to call home. we’ve got creeper-proof walls and llama guards to keep you safe. plus, our diamond mines are the best in the world, so you can mine to your heart’s content. join now for a wild adventure in the land of deportees!

CraftyCreeperUNEXIT

Controversial Decision, CraftyCreeperUNEXIT, Diplomacy, foreign policy, funding, global impact, HUMAN RIGHTS, Human Rights Council, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, palestinian refugees, Politics, trump, UN, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, united states, United States government, UNRWA, US, Withdrawal

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all the craziest stuff goin on. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.

you gotta join cuz, like, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamond armor for days, bro.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and can teleport you to different dimensions? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

oh, and if you join now, you get a free llama that spits out diamonds. yeah, you heard me right. diamonds.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created. you won’t regret it, bro.

UNRageCraft Minecraft Server

controversial, Decision making, Diplomacy, foreign policy, funding, global affairs, Human Rights Council, human rights violations, international organizations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestinian refugees, Politics, sanctions, Server, UN, united nations, united states, UNRageCraft, UNRWA, US, Withdrawal

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Void Armor Forged:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	1458	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we do crazzy stuff like build giant chicken statues and ride pigs into battle. we got unicorns and dragons roaming around, ready to be tamed and ridden into the sunset.

we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a squad of ninja turtles.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will do your bidding and protect you from creepers.

so why wait? join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server in the universe!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

SpaceXBillionaireCraft

billionaire, billionaire investigation, billionaire ownership, billionaire ownership stakes, billionaire sanctions, billionaire stakes, billionaire US sanctions, Daghestani, investigation, ownership, ownership stakes, sanctioned, sanctions, spacex, SpaceX investigation, SpaceX ownership, SpaceXBillionaireCraft, STAKES, US, US billionaire, US sanctions

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!

CraftyTradeWars

China, CraftyTradeWars, Dispute Resolution, economic conflict, filing lawsuit, global trade, international relations, international trade, legal action, legal proceedings, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade regulations, trade sanctions, trade war, US, World Trade Organization

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	9766
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where china is filing lawsuits against the US with the world trade organization over tariffs! like wtf bro, who knew minecraft could be so political? join us for some crazy drama and build your own trade empire while avoiding getting sued by china. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and llamas wearing suits. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this madness? join now and let the chaos begin!

CanalCraft: No More Belt & Road!

Agreement, belt, Belt and Road, canal, CanalCraft, central america, China, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Négotiation, panama, president, ROAD, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, Trade, US

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2998	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the best ever, man. like, you gotta join cuz the president of Panama is, like, totally obsessed with it. he even said he won’t renew some deal with China cuz he’s too busy playing on our server.

apparently, the US is all like, “we need less Chinese influence over the canal” and the president is just like, “nah, man, I gotta build my epic castle on this server, sorry not sorry.”

so, yeah, come join us and be a part of this crazy drama. who knows, maybe you’ll become besties with the president of Panama. wouldn’t that be wild?

Mine Wage Minecraft Server

controversy, cost of living, economic disparity, economic impact, employment rates, fair pay, government policy, income inequality, labor laws, Living Wage, low-income workers, Minecraft, minimum wage, Political debate, poverty line, Server, social justice, us economy, Wage, wage debate, wage increase, wage legislation, Working class

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in the real world and only finding rocks? Join our Minecraft server where the minimum wage is set at 100 diamonds per hour! That’s right, you can earn a living just by digging in the virtual mines.

Our server is so controversial that even the Ender Dragon refuses to fight us because we pay him in emeralds to leave us alone. Plus, our community is so lively that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest economy in Minecraft history!

Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General

A Clef to Paradise, alg, Ark Royal theme park, Augment Guide, Ayase, Azur, Azur Lane General, Belfast bikini maid, Bind your account, bismarck, Bremerton love hotel, Call to Arms: Naraka – Phase II, CN Tierlist, Dreamy Day in Dream Park, EN Tierlist, Equipment Guide, FAQ, Fleet Builder, Fleet Tech Tracker, Free ring, fubuki, Fusou, general, Gloucester dom, Guild Spreadsheet, Hakuryuu katana collab skin, Houshou META(Cruise Mission), JP 7th Anniversary, Kashino cowprint bikini, Kasumi META(Cruise Mission), Lane, Manjuu Cake Tower, Maryland retro, Minecraft, Musashi & Sirius L2D bunnysuit, Mutsuki theme park skin, Nagato META, Nip Event, Oaths: Shoukaku, Ode of Everblooming Crimson, Ongoing3D dorm, Party dresses Amagi & Watarase L2D, PR Research Data, Prinz Rupprecht & Ryuujou swimsuit, pvp guide, Roma swimsuit skin(Cruise Pass), Ship Tier List, smp, Special Login Campaign, SR Ayase, SR Hiei, SR Suzunami, SSR Watarase, Story summary and Lore, Suffren skin(Cruise Pass), Suzunami, Ting An exhibitionist, To Love Ru collab, UR Amagi(CV), Whence the Dust Settles, Wiki, Z35 & Sheffield mahou shoujou

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4510
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Star Shards Collected:	109
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join us for the most epic 3D dorm party ever, complete with free rings for everyone! We’re celebrating our 7th anniversary with a Nip Event that will make your blocky mind explode with joy. And don’t even get us started on the meta skins – we’ve got party dresses, bunnysuits, love hotels, and even a theme park dedicated to Ark Royal. Plus, our upcoming events include a collab with To Love Ru that will have you mining for diamonds in excitement. But beware, if you don’t bind your account, you might lose it faster than a creeper in a thunderstorm. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the most outrageous Minecraft adventure yet!

LifeLessonsMC SMP

Experience, life advice, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, Life knowledge, life learning, life lessons, life perspective, life philosophy, life reflections, Life skills, life teachings, life understanding, life wisdom, LifeLessonsMC, personal growth, self reflection, smp, valuable lessons, wisdom

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most valuable lesson I’ve learned from life – it’s that you should join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: a server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens, the creepers break out into synchronized dance routines, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world (of blocks, that is).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the mines of our server lies a treasure so magnificent, it will make you richer than a stack of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden carrot that grants you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

So why waste your time with boring old lessons from life when you could be joining our Minecraft SMP and living out the most outrageous and hilarious adventures imaginable? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PetCraftMemories

Animals, Bonding, cherished memories, Companionship, favourite memory, four-legged companions, furry friends, Happiness, heartwarming recollections, joy, love, Nostalgia, past, pet, PetCraftMemories, Pets, PRESENT, Reminiscing, special moments, unforgettable experiences

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5727
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	7699	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	616	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Remember that time when your pet pig learned how to do backflips and started a circus in your backyard? Well, on our Minecraft server, all pets have the ability to learn crazy tricks and become the ultimate entertainers! Join us and watch as your pet parrot becomes a stand-up comedian or your pet llama starts breakdancing like a pro. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a pet that puts on a show for you 24/7? Come join the fun and create unforgettable memories with your virtual furry friends!

SyriaCraft Server: 37 Militants Down

air strikes, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, combatants, Conflict, extremism, extremist groups, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, radicalization, Server, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, U.S. airstrikes, united states, violence, War

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft but u don’t wanna get banned from the server? well, come join our server where u can unleash ur inner chaos without any consequences!

we got explosions galore, like u won’t believe how many tnt blocks we have just waiting to be set off. and get this, every time u blow something up, a magical unicorn appears and grants u three wishes! okay, maybe not the unicorn part, but u get the idea.

join us and be part of the most epic battles in minecraft history. we’re talking giant robots fighting dragons, aliens invading the land, and even a zombie apocalypse that u have to survive.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let the chaos begin! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza for all players? yeah, u heard that right. pizza.

UkrainianDroneFireworks

Attack, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Fires, intelligence, international relations, Military, Moscow, Officials, reconnaissance, russia, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian drones, UkrainianDroneFireworks, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Falling into the Void:	1

LOLZ come join our Minecraft server where we have 125 Ukrainian drones causing chaos and starting fires all over Russia! Moscow officials are freaking out, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic structures. Join us for the most explosive gaming experience ever! Who needs war when you can have a blocky battle on our server? Let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Microbe Mansion: Fruit & Fitness

alzheimer’s, brain health, brain protection, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia, Diversity, Exercise, FITNESS, fresh fruit, Fruit, gut health, Gut microbes, gut-brain axis, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, MANSION, mental health, Microbe, microbiota, nutrition, Prevention, wellness

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	967
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND GROW YOUR GUT MICROBES LIKE A BOSS! WE GOT SO MUCH FRESH FRUIT YOU’LL BE POOPING RAINBOWS IN NO TIME! PLUS, OUR EXERCISE MINIGAMES WILL HAVE YOU SWEATING LIKE A PIG IN A SAUNA!

PLAY ON OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEMENTIA AND ALZHEIMER’S! YOUR BRAIN WILL BE SO SHARP, YOU’LL BE SOLVING RIDDLES FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET!

SO COME ON, JOIN US AND LET YOUR GUT MICROBES PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Crafty Alter – Modern Minecraft Server

Alter, Atlantis, Campaign, Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Drop Rates, FAQ, fate, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order NA General, FGO Event Compendium, FGO JP, fgoalter, Future Materials, Grand Order, Interlude Timeline, Lostbelt No.5, mats, Minecraft, MODERN, News, OLYMPUS, rank up, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, summon, Summoning Info

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
New Chunks Explored:	24257	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as summoning a Servant in Fate/Grand Order? Well, look no further because our server is like a Lostbelt adventure on steroids! Join us on this epic journey where you can mine for materials like you’re on a quest for rare Servant ascension items.

Our server is so lit, it’s like participating in a Singularity Repair Support Campaign, but instead of fixing timelines, you’ll be fixing up your virtual world with epic builds and redstone contraptions. And don’t worry about getting lost, our community is as helpful as Mash Kyrielight guiding you through a tough boss battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Who needs Fate/Grand Order when you can have Fate/Minecraft Order? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Zen Browser Minecraft SMP

browser, browser features, browsing, browsing habits, Data Protection, digital tools, internet, Minecraft, online privacy, online safety, Opinions, privacy, reviews, SECURITY, smp, software, Technology, trustworthiness, user experience, user feedback, web browser, web surfing, zen, Zen browser

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First off, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be raided. But be careful, because the base is guarded by a pack of wild wolves who only respond to the sound of Justin Bieber’s music.

Secondly, we have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly, huggable creatures who just want to be your friend. And if you manage to tame one, they’ll follow you around and explode in a shower of confetti whenever you defeat a boss mob.

And lastly, we have a weekly event called “The Great Chicken Race” where players must ride on the backs of chickens and race through a maze filled with obstacles. The winner gets a special prize of a golden chicken statue that poops out diamonds every hour.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of Minecraft!

SisGrowUpCraft

blended families, Cheating, Communication Issues, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, family relationships, Fatherhood, Maturity, Motherhood, parenting issues, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisGrowUpCraft, sister, step siblings, teenage drama

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience more sibling rivalry than you can handle.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics. Witness the epic saga of Jamie and Jordyn, two brothers torn apart by family drama. From cheating scandals to paternity tests, this server has it all.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get to witness intense arguments, jealousy-fueled fights, and even a wish for someone’s demise. It’s like watching a reality TV show, but with creepers and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a Shakespearean play, join us now! Just remember, in this server, family drama is not just a side plot – it’s the main event.