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WaybackCraft SMP: GovtGoneOops

Accountability, archives, Censorship, data integrity, data preservation, deleted pages, digital history, digital preservation, freedom of information, Government, government transparency, GovtGoneOops, historical records, Information Security, internet archive, online censorship, preservation, smp, transparency, US Whitehouse, wayback machine, WaybackCraft, Website

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	85	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

LOL GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Whitehouse website but on crack! We got pages being deleted left and right, but don’t worry, the Wayback Machine got our backs, archiving all that juicy content for us to explore.

Imagine if someone tries to censor our archives, like bro, that’s some next level drama right there. We gotta band together and protect our precious internet history, just like how we protect our diamond armor in the Nether.

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret government files, and maybe even some cursed images from the dark web. Who knows what we’ll uncover in this wacky world of digital chaos? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for truth, justice, and maybe a few memes along the way. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🤣🤙 #WaybackMachineSMP #ProtectTheArchives #MinecraftConspiracyTheoryMadness

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Towns Built:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2975
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Farms Harvested:	193	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2088	Enchantments Applied:	189
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Runes Activated:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8611	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	9

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!

Jolly Miners Minecraft Server

J-M, japanese manga, jolly, Manga, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga genre, Manga News, manga recommendations, manga release, manga releases, manga series, manga translation, manga update, manga updates, MEGUMI, Minecraft, miners, new chapter, reading manga, Server, translated manga

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Megumi has been reading some seriously wild manga that has inspired our gameplay! Join us for a chance to experience the crazy adventures and unexpected twists that only a manga-inspired server can offer.

Ever wanted to ride a giant flying cat into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure, just like your favorite manga protagonist? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, the manga influence doesn’t stop at gameplay. Our community is filled with characters straight out of a comic book, from the mysterious ninja who only communicates in haikus to the eccentric inventor who builds contraptions that defy all logic.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional giant robot attack). Who knows what kind of manga-inspired madness you’ll encounter next!

The Beatles of Vtubers Minecraft SMP

animated, beatles, Characters, Digital, Entertainment, iconic, IDOLS, influence, Japan, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, online personalities, Performance, pop culture, smp, streaming, talent, The Beatles, Trendsetter, virtual, virtual reality, Vtubers

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the Beatles of Vtubers!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a group of hilarious and talented Vtubers who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. We’ve got a Vtuber who can tame creepers with her soothing voice, another who can build entire cities in the blink of an eye, and one who can literally fly on a pig (don’t ask how, it’s a trade secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a yearly Ender Dragon beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the music never stops and the diamond blocks flow like water.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with the Beatles of Vtubers and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

WeddingBellsMC Server

aita, bankrolling, Confrontation, Contribution, Cousins wedding, dream wedding, EMBARRASSING, Extravagant, family rift, financial struggle, furious, lavish event, leading on, pitching in, Promise, reasonable amount, savings, selfish, Server, Six Figures, WeddingBellsMC

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Animals Bred:	29	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where promises are meant to be broken just like in this wild family drama! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure like no other, where you can build your own lavish venue, design your own fancy dresses, and serve gourmet food to all your virtual guests.

Don’t worry about draining your savings here, because on our server, you can create the wedding of your dreams without breaking the bank. And if your cousin starts asking for 70% of the total bill, just tell her it’s not what you meant by “help” and watch the drama unfold in a virtual world.

Join us now and experience the thrill of planning a wedding without the stress of actually paying for it. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the fun on our Minecraft server? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!