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CraftyStarlink Minecraft Server

Communication, CraftyStarlink, digital divide, diplomatic relations, elon musk, geopolitical tensions, global connectivity, Government, international relations, internet access, internet service provider, Minecraft, operating licence, regulatory issues, Satellite Internet, Server, south africa, space exploration, spacex, starlink, Technology, telecommunications, US tensions

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3726	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Potions Brewed:	96
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our minecraft server where we stop talks with aliens to give them operating licenses because we too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. who needs starlink when you can have blocklink, amirite? plus, the US is always trying to steal our diamonds so we gotta stay on high alert. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of intergalactic drama. you won’t regret it, unless you get blown up by a creeper, then you might regret it a little bit.

ToiletWineCraft

fermentation process, forbidden beverages, hidden brewing, homemade alcohol, illegal brewing, improvised brewing, inmate creativity, makeshift alcohol, making wine, prison contraband, prison culture, prison economy, prison life, restricted ingredients, risky behavior, secret stash, toilet brewing, toilet wine, ToiletWineCraft, underground alcohol, unique recipes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience of crafting your own toilet wine just like in prison! Don’t worry about the logistics, we have a special block that combines the powers of a toilet and a wine barrel for all your brewing needs.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the underground prison cells, dodging guards and crafting the finest toilet wine known to man. Who needs a bathroom when you can have a winery in your cell?

So come on, join our server and unleash your inner prison winemaker. Just be sure to watch out for the guards – they might want a taste of your forbidden fruit!

VaquitaVoyage Minecraft Server

Animal protection, animal welfare, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, endangered, endangered animals, Endangered species, Environmental Protection, Expedition, Gulf of California, marine conservation, marine life, marine mammal, mexico, Minecraft, ocean conservation, Server, Sights, vaquita porpoises, VaquitaVoyage, wildlife, wildlife preservation

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Farms Harvested:	857
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

lol wut? come join our minecraft server where we have more vaquita porpoises than Mexico! our underwater world is filled with these rare creatures, you can even ride them like dolphins! we have a secret mission to save the vaquita porpoises from extinction by building them a giant underwater city with tacos and sombreros for everyone! join us now and be a hero for the vaquita porpoises! VIVA LA PORPOISES!

FrozenAssetCraft

crisis management., debt relief, Diplomacy, economic stability, economic support, emergency funding, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenAssetCraft, G7, geopolitical conflict, global economy, International cooperation, international relations, loan, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

lol imagine if u could join a minecraft server where u can use frozen russian assets to build ur dream world! like, u can create a giant snow castle made entirely of russian rubles! plus, there’s a secret quest where u have to find all the hidden ice blocks to unlock the $50bn loan for ukraine! join now for the most epic adventure of ur life!

PizzaBoxCraft

food humor, food packaging, food presentation, food shapes, funny food, pizza box, pizza crust, pizza cutting, Pizza delivery, pizza jokes, pizza lover, pizza meme, pizza party, pizza shape, pizza slice, pizza toppings, PizzaBoxCraft, round pizza, square box, Triangles

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5800	Alien Abductions:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ores Mined:	6954
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Crops Grown:	1395	Love Letters Sent:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS A PIZZA IN A SQUARE BOX? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING TO THE BEAT! WE’VE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A SHINY POTATO AND PICKAXES THAT MINE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET TRAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL GET TO RIDE A GIANT CHICKEN INTO BATTLE, FIGHTING OFF HOARDS OF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR TRUSTY CARROT SWORD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED ON MARS? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU’LL BE BUILDING BLOCKY SPACESHIPS AND FENDING OFF ALIEN CREEPERS IN NO TIME!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	943634
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	5870
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9458
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7700	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

Based, based CEO, based CEO player, based player, based player CEO, CEO, CEO based, CEO based player, CEO player, CEO player based, CraftyCEO, long tail, Minecraft, player, player based, player based CEO, player CEO, player CEO based, Server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6609
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?

CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9449	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1893	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!