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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3707 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 173 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 65603 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS. OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON WEARS SUNGLASSES AND RIDES A PIG?
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, TRUMP HIMSELF IS TRYNA STOP THE EU FROM FINING US TECH COMPANIES. WHY? ‘CAUSE OUR REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS ARE SO ADVANCED, THEY MAKE ELON MUSK JEALOUS.
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