first of all, we got old US Bradleys running around like they’re on a mission from the minecraft gods. these bad boys are becoming LEGENDS in Ukraine, like, can u even imagine? they’re like the superheroes of the server, taking out creepers and zombies left and right.
and get this, when u join, u get to ride in one of these bad boys. yep, u heard me right. u can hop in a Bradley and go on a wild ride through the minecraft world, blowing stuff up and causing chaos wherever u go. it’s like a rollercoaster, but with explosions.
plus, when u join, u get a special quest to find all the hidden weapons u need to become a true minecraft warrior. u gotta search high and low, battle monsters, and solve puzzles to collect them all. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but way more dangerous.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those Bradleys, they’re a force to be reckoned with.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! According to a totally legit study in Germany, more than half of young peeps aged 5-24 who join our server end up losing their “gender identity disorder” diagnosis after five years! That’s right, folks, our server is so lit that it cures what ails ya!
And get this, biological females have a desistance rate of 72.7% on our server! That’s right, ladies, come on over and let Minecraft work its magic on ya!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky goodness wash over you like a wave of rainbow unicorns! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Server Type | Whitelisted, Semi-vanilla |
|---|---|
| Version | Java 1.20.4 |
| Plugins | Minimal plugins, TerraformGenerator |
| Launch Date | 23 March 2024 |
– No teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO
– Events and minigames
– Permanent Map with no resets
– Custom World Generation using TerraformGenerator
The server focuses on playing together as a community in a chill and inclusive environment.
Events on the server will revolve around east asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).
Interested players can apply through the server’s Discord channel at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Join us and you’ll have the chance to witness the most epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Want to see a cow riding a pig while wearing a top hat? We’ve got that too.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary MILF whose tits and ass are the talk of the town. Want to see her in all her blocky glory? Then come on down and join the fun!
So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your eyes too). Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?
Our server is like a virtual coding bootcamp, with guides from Google, Mozilla, and even a modern introduction to JavaScript that will have you coding like a pro in no time. And don’t worry about backend languages, we’ve got tutorials for PHP, Java, Python, and even Go because why limit yourself to just one language when you can learn them all?
But that’s not all! We have design resources, server guides, and weekly newsletters to keep you up to date on all the latest tech trends. And if you ever need help, just create an example and post the link on our server. We’ve got your back!
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you mine for diamonds by day and code for world domination by night? Plus, our virtual coding bootcamp is way cooler than any in-game loot you’ll find. Join us now and level up your coding skills while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!
Join us and you’ll never have to worry about surprise pets showing up in your house. No Golden Retrievers here, just friendly Creepers and Endermen ready to blow your mind (literally)!
Our server is the perfect place for dog haters to unite and build a world where dogs are just pixels on a screen. No need to worry about overcoming your fear of dogs, because in our world, you can avoid them altogether.
So why wait? Join our server and say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a world where the only thing you need to fear is running out of diamonds. See you in the blocky world!
Join us for a wedding extravaganza where the bride tosses out all traces of the groom’s ex-wife, including letters for their children’s milestones. Watch as drama unfolds and family members run away to avoid the awkwardness.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy family dynamics, tense relationships, and a whole lot of unresolved anger. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic virtual world?
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous wedding event in Minecraft history. Who needs a perfect wedding when you have all this drama to enjoy? See you there!
Imagine mining for diamonds while slurring your words and building intricate structures with the precision of a tipsy architect. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their skills while under the influence – because who needs sobriety when you have a pickaxe and a dream?
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate drunken Minecraft master. Just remember, the more you drink, the better you build! Cheers to that!
