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BlockyElectionWarfare
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur saving the world from evil forces? well, this server is the place for u, my dude. we got crazy adventures, like fighting off evil entities from iran and russia who are trying to interfere with our elections. join us and be a hero, or just mine some diamonds, whatever floats ur boat. plus, we got free cake every friday, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s save the world one block at a time, yo. -
SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship
Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.
And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.
So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!
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ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!
come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!
plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!
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DemocraftUnderminerz
so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha. you wanna join cuz we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. we even got a pet dragon that farts rainbows.oh, and did i mention we have a dance party every night with skeletons and zombies? yeah, they got some sick moves, trust me. you gotta join this server cuz we got the best parties in town.
plus, we got a secret portal to a land filled with unicorns and talking trees. it’s like a fairytale come to life, man. you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on this server. so come join us and let’s have a blast together!
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MissileCraft: SanctionedPakSupply
5. foreign policy, 14. diplomatic tensions, 7. defense industry, 16. economic impact, 15. national securityso, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to feel like ur making a difference in the world? well, this server is the place for u! we got crazy stuff happening like the US slapping sanctions on Pakistan’s ballistic missile programme suppliers. like, who even knew that was a thing? but hey, if u wanna be part of a server that’s making waves in the international community, then come join us! plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can hang out with the coolest players. so come on, join us and be part of something bigger than just building blocks! -
VenezuelaBlockParty
come join our minecraft server, where we sanction 16 allies of the president for not voting for the chicken as the new leader of the server. we take elections very seriously here, so if you want to avoid being sanctioned, make sure you vote for the chicken too. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons for those who are brave enough to find it. so come on down and join the craziest server in all of minecraft! -
CraftyCommiesMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold we find, guarded by a team of ninja pandas. plus, we have a special event every friday where we reenact famous historical battles using only chickens and TNT. come join us and stick it to the man like china sticking it to the US sanctions! -
WarCraftFirms Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz we got banned by the US for being too awesome. we supply all the blocks and tools for Russia’s war machine, like we’re basically the secret weapon they don’t want you to know about. join us and be part of the most epic battle in Minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we smuggle in. it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on. come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast! -
RubleCraft: Bye Bye Dollar
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where russia and china team up and adopt the chinese yuan-to-ruble as the exchange rate. why, you ask? well, because the US put sanctions on them and they were like, “nah, we don’t need the dollar anyway.”on this server, you can trade in yuan and rubles, build epic russian and chinese-inspired builds, and even participate in crazy trade wars with other players. it’s like a whole new world, man.
plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the dollar-loving players and plan your ultimate takeover of the server. join now for a wild ride through international currency drama and minecraft madness!