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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1877 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!