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ZelenskyCraft: No Elections, Just Blocks
come join our epic minecraft server where we have DONALD TRUMP as our dictator without any elections! he will build a wall around your base to keep out all the creepers and zombies, believe me, it’s gonna be HUGE! and if you’re lucky, you might even get a tweet from him saying how great of a builder you are. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trump2020 -
TrumpRussiaSMP
Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF! -
UkraineCraft: Trump’s GDP Stranglehold
LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we have secret plans crazier than Trump trying to strangle Ukraine! we demand a higher share of your Minecraft GDP than the reparations imposed on Germany at Versailles! build your own crazy empire and dominate the virtual world with us! who needs politics when you can have a blocky adventure like this?! join now before Trump starts building walls around our server! -
PardonMeLuigi
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pardoning paradise! We’ve got Luigi, yes, that’s right, Luigi from the Mario games, just chilling and waiting for his presidential pardon from Trump. Join our server and witness the wackiest crossover event in Minecraft history as Luigi builds his own castle and takes on creepers with his trusty green hat. Who needs Mario when you’ve got Luigi on your side? So come on over and be a part of this epic adventure – because on our server, anything is possible, even presidential pardons for video game characters! -
CraftyExecOrders
Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme just like a US president with unlimited executive orders! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of making crazy decisions without any consequences.Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers explode glitter instead of blowing up your house, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, a hidden village of talking llamas, and a portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of marshmallows, and have a dance party with Endermen? Only here, my friend. Only here.
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WhiteHouseWarriors
come join our epic minecraft server where trump is telling gazans to pack their bags and move to a new land of blocky adventures! netanyahu is also invited to the white house, but only if he can survive the creeper explosions and zombie attacks in our server! build your own wall to keep out the mobs and make america craft again! join now for a chance to build the biggest, most luxurious pixelated tower and make all the other players jealous! it’s gonna be huge, believe me! -
GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, it’s so lit that even trump tried to buy it, not greenland, but our server! he was all like “i need dis server, it’s gonna be huge, believe me!” and the danish PM was like “nah bro, u can’t buy our server, it’s too awesome for u!” so yeah, if u wanna be part of something that even trump wants, join our server now! we got diamond rain, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the nether that leads to a land made entirely of cheese! come on, u know u wanna be a part of this madness! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain -
GreenlandCraft: Trumped Out!
so like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing u up!oh and get this, our server is actually on a secret floating island in the sky! yeah, we had to battle a dragon just to claim it as our own. but don’t worry, the dragon is actually really chill and just hangs out with us now.
also, did i mention we have a talking parrot who tells the best jokes? yeah, he’s a real comedian.
so come join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! and remember, if anyone asks, just tell them “Mr. Trump, fâ off” ððĪĢðĪŠ