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Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	130

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

MealMastersMC

AITAH, Cook, cook for myself, DAUGHTER, Deciding, fiancée, figure out, grocery shopping, hurt, MealMastersMC, Meals, pasta, Responsible, step away, Telling, tomato sauce, Upset, Wishes

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4315
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4941	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

bizarre interests, eccentric interests, forgotten pleasures, Fun activities, hidden pleasures, Minecraft, neglected pastimes, obscure hobbies, off-the-beaten-path activities, offbeat pursuits, overlooked hobbies, peculiar pastimes, quirky hobbies, rare pastimes, smp, strange hobbies, uncommon interests, unconventional pastimes, underappreciated activities, undiscovered joys, UnicornRider420, unique hobbies, unusual hobbies

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

absurd excuses, awkward, awkward situation, creative excuses, creeper, ExcuseCraft, Excuses, funny anecdotes, funny conversations, funny excuse, funny excuses for not having sex, funny excuses for sex, funny memories, Funny Moments, funny situations, funny stories, hilarious excuses, humor, relationship, ridiculous excuses, sex, tonight

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic measures, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic row, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating tensions, expulsion, foreign affairs, government action, India-Canada relations, Indian, international diplomacy, international relations, Minecraft, political conflict, Server, TacoCraft, Tension

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5676
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

accusations, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KoreaCraft, military alliance, military intervention, North Korea, political tensions, Ride, Russian army, sanctions, Support, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, Wild, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4123
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ores Mined:	1426	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Alien Abductions:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Potions Brewed:	52	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

child health, children, children’s health, Chronic illness, covid, Covid-19, Crafters, creeper, diabetes, Diabetic, Diagnosis, health, Healthcare, increased risk, infection, Kids, long-term effects, Long-term impact, medical study, pandemic, pediatric diabetes, post-COVID complications, public health, research, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

Hazy Realm

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

play.hazyrealm.net

Holy Based Minecraft Server

Based, Campaign, Canada, candidates, day of the rake, delayed, Democracy, election, Globe and Mail, Government, HOLY, international relations, Minecraft, News, North America, political analysis, Politics, poll, Server, US Election, Voting, voting process

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Animals Bred:	126
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

“When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Emeralds Found:	468
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!