us military Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GreenlandGarrisonMC

Conflict Resolution, Defense, defensive purpose, denmark, Diplomacy, EU countries, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Greenland, GreenlandGarrisonMC, international relations, Invasion, military deployment, military intervention, nato, president, SECURITY, Troops, united states, us military

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3075	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old real-world politics? Want to escape to a world where the only invading happening is by creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind!

Our server is so epic, even EU countries are considering sending troops to Greenland just to get a taste of the action. Who needs real-life wars when you can have epic battles with your friends in a virtual world?

And if your president ever orders the invasion of Denmark, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered. Our server is a safe haven from real-world chaos, where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding the rarest diamond.

So come join us on our server and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, Minecraft is way more fun than politics!

CraftyCoastGuardChaos

chief, Coast Guard Chief, command, controversy, CraftyCoastGuardChaos, dismissal, employment, FIRED, Government, investigation, leadership, Military, Navy, News, personnel, resignation, scandal, Shocking.., Termination, US Coast Guard, us military

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Votes:	6026	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to be in minecraft, bro. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we got this, like, epic storyline where the US Coast Guard Chief got fired in the most shocking way possible. like, she was just chilling, minding her own business, when suddenly a giant squid attacked her base. and get this, the squid was actually a secret agent sent by her own crew to, like, overthrow her.

but wait, it gets even crazier. turns out the squid was actually a shape-shifting alien from another dimension who just wanted to play minecraft with the Chief. so now they’re best buds, building epic bases together and taking down evil mobs left and right.

if you wanna be part of this wild adventure, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? life is unpredictable, man.

BlockyBorderPatrol

BlockyBorderPatrol, border control, colombia, controversy, deportation, deportation officials, deported migrants, flights, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, migrants, News, Officials, rejected flights, rejection, south america, united states, us military

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	6935

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject two US military flights full of deported migrants cuz we only want cool gamers here 😎 we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild yo 🐷💃 plus, our diamond mines are guarded by llamas with laser eyes so you better watch out 😂 join now or miss out on all the craziness, trust me you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like those rejected migrants 😜 #minecraftmadness #llamaswithlasereyes

CraftyTrumpLand

American imperialism, controversial statements, CraftyTrumpLand, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, global politics, Greenland, international relations, military intervention, military power, military strategy, national security, panama canal, political rhetoric, strategic assets, territorial acquisition, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, trump, us military

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our leader and he’s planning on taking over greenland and the panama canal! build your own wall to keep out the haters and mine for diamonds to fund the invasion. we have crazy pvp battles and secret underground bases where you can plot world domination. join now before the military takes over and you miss out on all the fun! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Warrior’s Honor: Enlist & Craft

active-duty soldiers, Craft, dignity-oriented states, enlist, Honor, honor code, Honor culture, honor culture influence, honor society, honor traditions, honor values, honor-bound soldiers, honor-oriented states, identity formation, military culture, military enlistment rates, military honor, military identity, military recruitment, military service, us military, warrior ethos, warrior mindset, Warriors

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got honor culture linked to military stuff and identity formation and all dat jazz. Our server be like a boot camp for Minecraft warriors, where u gotta embrace dat “warrior mindset” and stuff.

We got soldiers with strong ties to honor culture, so u know it’s gonna be lit. Plus, honor-oriented states have higher enlistment rates, so u know we ain’t messin’ around. Join now and become a Minecraft warrior like no other! Let’s goooo!

BlockyBootCamp

activism, Awareness, BlockyBootCamp, Community, international relations, Justice, military bases, movement, okinawa, Peace, personnel, protest, Rally, Safety, sexual assaults, Social Issues, solidarity, Support, us military, Victims, violence

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting assaulted is your funny bone! with over 2,500 players, you’ll never be alone in this wild world of blocky adventures.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of angry chickens attack you for no reason. or maybe you stumble upon a village of villagers who only speak in puns. the possibilities are endless!

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper’s grip on a player’s backside. we have regular events like build battles, spleef tournaments, and even a weekly dance party at the nether portal.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might even make friends with a talking pig named bob.

YemenCraft Server: US Strikes Houthi HQ

airstrike, civilian casualties, Conflict, foreign policy, global news, Houthi, Houthi military facilities, Houthi rebels, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, political tensions, Report, Sana’a, Saudi Arabia, Server, strikes, united states, us military, US strikes, War, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

so, like, picture this: you’re chillin in yemen’s sana’a, minding your own business, when all of a sudden, BOOM! the US comes in and starts strikin houthi military faciltiies like it’s nobodies business. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on our minecraft server, you can join in on all the action and chaos! blow stuff up, build crazy bases, and maybe even start your own war (just kidding, please don’t do that). so come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next minecraft warlord of yemen’s sana’a!

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

airstrikes, B-2 bombers, cnn, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateCraft, international relations, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, news coverage, Politics, strike, US, us military, War on Terror, Yemen

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ores Mined:	1978	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

CraftyGazaRescue

Captivity, Conflict, CraftyGazaRescue, Freed, freedom, gaza, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, rescue, rescue operation, survivor, Terrorism, Trauma, us military, US-led operation, WOMAN, Yazidi

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we free Yazidi women from Gaza in US-led operations after decades in captivity… IN THE GAME!

We have crazy missions where you gotta rescue villagers from evil mobs and lead them to safety, just like a real-life hero! Plus, our server has the most epic builds and mini-games that will blow your mind.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most insane adventures in Minecraft history! Let’s save some virtual lives and have a blast while doing it!

Missile Mayhem Minecraft

Allies, biden, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Iranian missiles, Israel, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military assistance, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense, missile threats, national security, Officials, SECURITY, us military

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so like, this server is so lit that even biden is like “yo, let’s help israel shoot down them iranian missiles on this server, it’s gonna be epic!” like, imagine building your own missile defense system and taking down those pesky missiles with your friends. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! join now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a shoutout from biden himself for being a total boss on the battlefield. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s gooooooo!

DeforestationCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, 15 months, Amazon, Biodiversity, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Deforestation, Deforestation rates, DeforestationCraft, Destruction, ecosystem, Environmental, environmental impact, first time, global warming, illegal logging, Minecraft, Rainforest, Rises, Server, wildlife

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magic Items Found:	5057	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? of course u do, who doesn’t love mining and crafting and building epic stuff? well, guess what, our server is the bomb diggity of all minecraft servers out there! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, in a land far far away, there was a group of minecraft players who were bored of the same old servers with boring rules and boring builds. so they decided to create their own server, a server like no other. a server where u can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. a server where u can build a castle made entirely out of cheese and have a pet dragon that farts rainbows. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just the beginning!

on our server, u can explore the amazon rainforest, yes u heard me right, the amazon rainforest! u can chop down trees and mine for diamonds while saving the rainforest from evil creepers and skeletons. u can ride on the back of a giant sloth and swing from tree to tree like tarzan. u can even build a treehouse that reaches the clouds and have a pet monkey that throws bananas at ur enemies.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. and who knows, u might even become the king or queen of the amazon rainforest!

PixelPrisonPleasure

Abuse, Accountability, allegations, Conflict, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international law, investigation, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, No justification, Palestinian prisoners, PixelPrisonPleasure, response, sexual assault, US, Video, VIOLATION, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	929
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out golden apples! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that teleports you to a secret disco party with Herobrine!

Don’t miss out on the craziest, wackiest, most epic Minecraft server of all time! Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a noob who can’t handle the awesomeness. But hey, no judgment here! Just grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

Common Sense Warp

Alternate Realities, causality, chronological shifts, common, common sense, future shock, historical context, Paradox, reevaluate, Sci Fi, science fiction, sense, temporal anomalies, temporal cognition, temporal displacement, temporal logic, temporal perception, time machine, time travel, time travel consequences, time travel rules, Time Travelers, Warp

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	9205
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this crazy Minecraft server, and suddenly you’re a time traveler! Like, you can go back in time and mess with the dinosaurs or go to the future and ride flying cars. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

But here’s the catch – every time you time travel, your common sense gets all messed up. Like, you think it’s normal to wear a banana suit to a fancy dinner or eat ice cream for breakfast. It’s a total trip, man.

So, if you’re down for some wacky adventures and want to mess with the fabric of time itself, join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t forget. Plus, there’s free pizza every Friday. Who wouldn’t want to be a time-traveling, pizza-eating maniac?

PixelVision Minecraft Server

anatomy, asian, biology, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, eyelids, EYES, facial features, genetics, Minecraft, Narrow, oculoplastic surgery, ophthalmology, Perception, perspective, PixelVision, Racial, Server, Sight, Stereotypes, vision

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep your eyelids wide open with excitement! Why settle for narrow eyelids when you can join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and battling in a world where everything is as wide-eyed as can be?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Eyelid Enlargement Potion, rumored to grant players the ability to see in all directions at once. Or test your skills in our PVP arena, where players with the widest eyes are crowned champions.

But beware, on this server, narrow-eyed players are considered the ultimate challenge. Legend has it that they possess hidden powers that can turn the tide of any battle. Will you be able to overcome their narrow-eyed gaze and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing narrower than your eyelids will be your chances of getting bored!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attraction, bbw, beauty standards, big girls, body image, body positivity, chubby girls, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy girls, empowerment, fat girls, full-figured women, Minecraft, plus size women, self love, sexual preferences, smp, societal standards, Stereotypes, thick girls, voluptuous women

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have girls who build like absolute pros and will make your pickaxe go berserk with excitement! Join us for epic building competitions, crazy adventures, and maybe even find love with a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

FlourishCraft

accident, Boundaries, Bourgeois, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Emotional support, family, Fancy, FlourishCraft, flourishes, hobby, lunches, Meals, misunderstanding, personal touch, presentation, relationships, sister-in-law, Status

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take lunchtime drama to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to show off your culinary skills by creating the most extravagant, bourgeois meals for your in-game friends.

Imagine crafting heart-shaped seaweed and cute faces on snacks for your virtual buddies to enjoy. But be warned, some players may find your fancy lunches too extravagant and demand you tone it down. Will you stand your ground and continue to add your personal touch, or will you give in to the pressure and make all the food less flourished?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally swapping lunches with your fellow players, leading to hilarious mix-ups and drama. Will you be the one to receive a fancy meal by mistake, or will you have to settle for a less bourgeois lunch?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the delicate balance between culinary creativity and lunchtime etiquette on our server. Who knew that making virtual meals could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and let the lunchtime shenanigans begin!

MineCraftMania

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, Expertise, Focus, fulfillment, hobbies, Mastery, MinecraftMania, Passion, persistence, personal growth, Practice, productivity, satisfaction, self improvement, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Have you ever spent 1000+ hours building a virtual empire, only to have it destroyed by a creeper? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, creeper explosions are banned! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without fear of it being blown to smithereens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Chicken Jousting Champion!

CraftyDawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, Braaskin Maps, Casual CC Sync Meetup, CraftyDawntrail, crystal, Dawntrail General, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, image spam, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wolves’ Den Pier, x files

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot to building a giant roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are joining in on the fun. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite FFXIV characters and take on quests that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From spooky clubs to casual CC sync meetups, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Minecraft SMP: /ERP/ – Endermen Roleplaying Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Cheer Edition, Creative Roleplay, creative writing, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, ONLINE, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling, Thread, Writing

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6284	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get a little… spicy. Join us on /ERP/ – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadCheer Edition!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with steamy roleplay scenarios that will make your blocky world sizzle. From hot tub parties to romantic picnics by the lava pool, there’s never a dull moment on /ERP/.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dancer, a mysterious player who can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that anyone who challenges them to a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Can you handle the heat?

So come join us on /ERP/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Get ready for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and lots of laughs. See you in the steamy world of Minecraft!

ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft

apprenticeship, child support, court ordered, Disney dad, drivers ed, Eviction, ex, ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft, Food, Full time work, government assistance, Kids, mental health, MONEY, partner, post secondary, rent free, Shelter, supporting, toxic environment, Twins

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique gaming experience unlike any other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a touch of drama – just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine a world where players can build their dream homes, explore vast landscapes, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of twins (24M) who are in desperate need of your help.

These twins have been living with their mom, surviving on government assistance and making questionable life choices. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and help these twins navigate through their struggles, whether it’s finding a job, dealing with mental health issues, or avoiding eviction.

With your support, these twins can find a new home in their father’s house (well, technically their grandmother’s house, but details, details). Will you be the hero they need, or will you choose to watch from the sidelines as they face homelessness?

So come on down to our server and be a part of this wacky adventure! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heartwarming family reunion or a chaotic sitcom-worthy situation. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!