New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • CraftyRussianServer

    CraftyRussianServer
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 982
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Ores Mined: 5410
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the Russia of Minecraft servers, but without all the political drama and stuff. we promise to restrict all US media on our server in response to the RT case, because we’re all about that fake news life. join us if you want to experience the thrill of living in a world where the news is controlled by a bunch of blocky characters. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the banned media, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and see what all the fuss is about, comrade!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BidenBash vs TrumpTakedown

    BidenBash vs TrumpTakedown
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 6204
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for political debates! Join us and witness epic battles between players arguing over whether Biden’s gaffes are worse than Trump’s tweets. Will you survive the drama and come out victorious? Join now and find out! Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the heated arguments in chat. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for some drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftopiaNetwork

    CraftopiaNetwork
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 6026
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Holy Grails Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    CraftopiaNetwork – Join us for our grand opening on January 1st, 2025! Seeking builders, testers, developers, admins, mods, and helpers. Shape our OP Prison server’s future with creativity and expertise. Gain early access, community recognition, and make a direct impact. Apply via Discord (https://discord.gg/invite/WgshQmRYeT) to join our passionate team forging the future of Minecraft gaming!

    play.craftopianetwork.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bright Beyond

    Bright Beyond
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 9167
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47 Chimeras Created: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Eternal SMP is a dynamic Minecraft survival multiplayer server where adventures never end! Dive into a rich, immersive world filled with custom biomes, epic quests, and a thriving community. Whether you’re building, exploring, or battling, Eternal SMP offers endless fun and challenges for every player. Join us today!

    eternalsmp.secure.pebble.host

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!

    Warped SMP: Where we take Vanilla, add some Bedrock and stir in a dash of chaos! Join our derpy Hermitcraft wannabes today!
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 244
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 61
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Warped SMP

    About Us

    Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

    The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

    The server just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get into the server.

    Important Links

    Discord Invite Join Here
    Instagram Account Click Here for Screenshot Gallery

    Vanilla Experience

    We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

    Community

    We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

    Respect

    Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

    How To Join

    We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

    Join our discord HERE and apply!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server

    Cleide’s Creamy Booty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 2953
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 New Chunks Explored: 132350
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Dimension Hops: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you the most outrageous and unforgettable gaming experience! Join us and explore a world where anything is possible, including sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures, unexpected twists, and hilarious moments that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. From building giant banana houses to riding pigs into battle, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the madness! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, anything goes on our server, even if it involves sticking your hand with toothpaste up Cleide’s butt and blowing it up!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP

    Face Ruiner Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 661
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Emeralds Found: 1635
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you could ever want!

    Join us for a wild ride where Margo Robbie is actually a secret Minecraft pro who disguises herself as a noob to troll unsuspecting players. Watch out for her sneaky traps and hilarious pranks as she navigates the world of blocky adventures.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their fluffy revolution?

    With epic build battles, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who love to goof off and have a good time, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for anyone looking to escape reality and dive into a world of pure insanity. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMorningMadness

    CraftyMorningMadness
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 9133
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where teamwork and punctuality are key! Just like the OP’s wife, we expect all players to be at their virtual jobs by 8:30am sharp. Latecomers will face consequences more severe than a passive-aggressive text message – we’re talking creeper explosions and zombie invasions!

    But don’t worry, we also value balance in relationships. If you help your fellow players in the morning, they’ll help you in return. Need some virtual coffee or a smoothie? We got you covered. And if you can’t cook in real life, no problem! Our virtual kitchen is always open.

    Join us for a fun and chaotic experience, where responsibilities are shared and gratitude is always appreciated. Just watch out for those late-night skeleton attacks – they’re even scarier than a wife who’s running late for work!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PrincipalOfficeDumbness – Minecraft SMP

    PrincipalOfficeDumbness – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 2208
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14
    Falling into the Void: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting sent to the principal’s office for the dumbest reasons? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and never worry about getting in trouble for silly things like wearing mismatched socks or forgetting your homework ever again.

    Our server is a magical place where the principal is a friendly llama who loves to dance and hand out cookies instead of detentions. We have epic quests where you can ride giant chickens into battle against evil villagers, and build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava.

    So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries about getting in trouble behind. Who needs a principal’s office when you can have a llama dance party instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • OutcastUncle69420

    OutcastUncle69420
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 866
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Emeralds Found: 8983
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like the black sheep of your family? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate outcast! We welcome all the weirdos, misfits, and rebels who have been shunned by their relatives for being too awesome.

    Imagine a server where your crazy uncle who believes in aliens and your mysterious cousin who only communicates through interpretive dance are the norm. That’s the kind of wacky family you’ll find here.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner oddball and leave behind the boring family gatherings, come join us on our server where being the weirdo is the new cool!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WarCraftFrenzy

    WarCraftFrenzy
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 2420
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4437 Void Gems Collected: 36
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha so this server is like a war zone, but with blocks and stuff. u can be part of the friendly fire madness and kill 1,000 of ur own teammates just for fun. Hamas and Islamic Jihad officials are totally on board with this, so u know it’s gonna be a blast. join us for some chaotic battles and see if u can survive the madness. who needs peace when u can have epic battles instead? come join the insanity now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Job Maker Server

    Crafty Job Maker Server
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 9714
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz it is so lit u will literally explode with excitement. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the macarena. our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join us and let’s build the most epic minecraft empire together. it is easier to make a job than to get a job on our server, so what are u waiting for? join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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