US jail – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Creeper’s Right-Hand Man: AdelBaryUK

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Yo, yo, yo! Guess what?! Our Minecraft server is so lit, even Adel Abdel Bary wants in on the action after getting out of jail in the US! That’s right, folks, if our server is good enough for a former terrorist’s right-hand man, it’s definitely good enough for you!

Join us for some explosive fun as we blow up creepers and build epic structures that will make even the most hardened criminal jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you never know who you might run into!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why even international criminals can’t resist the temptation of our Minecraft server. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

BlinkCraft: New Recruits, No Losses

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Yo, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion, then you gotta check out this one! We got more fun than a pig in a mud bath and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of new players joined our server and they were so epic that even the Ender Dragon bowed down to them. True story, bro.

And get this, our server is so awesome that even the legendary Blinken himself said that joining us is better than finding a hidden stronghold. Plus, we’ve got more recruits than the entire army of creepers, so you know it’s gonna be a blast.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world crazier than a chicken riding a pig!

Pixel Pals Evolve Hungry

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LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got pokemon that never evolve cuz their owners too broke to feed them! Imagine a world where your Charizard stays a tiny Charmander forever because you can’t afford the extra PokePuffs! It’s a wild ride of non-evolving pokemon and wacky adventures. So come on down and join the madness!

ZygoSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, PvP Factions Economy Strategy Commerce Alliance Wealth Resource management Battle War Competition Adventure Survival Multiplayer Crafting Exploration Trading Skill Building Community, Survival

Welcome to ZygoSMP, the ultimate War x Economy Minecraft experience!

Step into a world where strategy and commerce collide in an epic clash for dominance! On our server, you’ll engage in intense PvP battles, form alliances, and lead your faction to victory while managing your resources and expanding your wealth. Whether you’re a master of the battlefield or a shrewd business mogul, this server has something for everyone.

zygo.ahjin.online:23050

myJules MC

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Welcome to myJules MC! Looking for a friendly and fun Minecraft community? You’ve found it! Our server is all about making friends and enjoying your favorite game modes.

Current Sections: – Skyblock: Build your island, thrive, and challenge yourself! – Survival: Explore, craft, and survive with friends!

We’re constantly working to bring you more exciting content and features. Join us and be part of our journey as we grow!

IP Address: 31.6.1.219 Version: 1.21.4

Let’s build memories together!

31.6.1.219

Mythic Realm 1.21.1

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Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine a world where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance – that’s the kind of insanity you’ll find here! And get this, the diamonds are actually made of cheese! I know, right? It’s like a cheese lover’s dream come true! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BirthdayBashDressDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments.

Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance. That’s just the beginning of the madness on our server. Explore a land filled with giant mushrooms, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking villagers. You never know what wacky adventure awaits around the corner.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Birthday Dinner event. Picture this: you log in on your special day and suddenly find yourself surrounded by 20 to 25 players, all there to celebrate with you. And to top it off, your outfit choices are sure to turn heads – whether it’s a revealing dress or a suit made entirely of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and laugh-out-loud moments in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as hilarious as the one described above. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

PenCraft SMP

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OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a magical wonderland of blocky goodness.

And get this, the server owner is actually a secret unicorn in disguise. Yeah, you heard me right. They grant wishes to all the players, like one time I wished for a diamond sword and BAM there it was in my inventory. It was like Christmas morning but with more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, you have to build bridges and stuff to get around, but it’s totally worth it for the epic views. Plus, there’s a secret underground lair where all the rarest ores spawn, like emeralds and netherite. It’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking.

SnoozeCraft

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Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring alarm tones? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic alarm tone that will jolt you out of bed faster than a creeper explosion! Picture this: you’re peacefully dreaming about building the ultimate castle when suddenly, a chorus of singing pigs starts blaring through your speakers. You’ll be laughing so hard, you won’t even remember hitting the snooze button! Join our server now for more ridiculous surprises that will make your mornings unforgettable.

Sakura

Adventure, bedrock, BUILD, Casual, Community, Discord, Explore, Friendly, hermitcraft, java, Lag, Pure, PvE, quality of life, Redstone, Roleplay, Social, Survival, Thrive, unlimited freedom, Updates, Vanilla, Welcoming

Welcome to Sakura-MC.net! We provide a pure, vanilla Minecraft experience inspired by Hermitcraft, enhanced with quality-of-life features and the latest updates. Whether you’re a Java or Bedrock player, join our friendly and casual community for endless adventures! Please read below for more details.

Vanilla Servers: Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! We host Hermitcraft-style Vanilla servers on the latest versions, supporting 1.21.x to 1.21.4. Enjoy the newly introduced CREEKING Update, unlimited redstone freedom, and a non-pay-to-win environment. Build, explore, and thrive in a welcoming community with ZERO lag. Come join us today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/GFtpPfsrXJ

sakura-mc.net

IceyySmp

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IceyySmp A server with a built spawn and a functional discord. Iceyysmp, has been made to its limit with a twist of crystal and swords as of the player vs player experience. There is no p2w experience only of suffixes and a name enhancement in game as a prefix or suffix. Keys and kits and maybe ranks are given out on event days.

88.211.228.69:25744