why join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken on steroids. true story bro.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with skeletons as the DJs? yeah, it’s lit.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself. who needs trump when you have minecraft amirite?