Us Government MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CanalCraft: NoFeeNavy

Government, Transit, Vessels, Diplomacy, exemption

omg u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u can sail through the panama canal for FREEEE. like, no fees bro, just sail on through like a boss. imagine all the diamonds u can transport without spending a single dime. it’s like a pirate’s dream come true, except u ain’t gotta steal nuthin’. just sail on through and be the richest player on the server. join now before the government changes their mind and starts chargin’ again. u don’t wanna miss out on this epic opportunity, trust me. sail away, my friends, sail away.

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ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

law enforcement, Government, checks and balances, Democracy, Governing

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

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CraftyConspiracyCraft

US government, political corruption, political agenda, Trump administration, Politics

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

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CraftyBillionaires

special interests, elections, public service, Democracy, INEQUALITY

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the billionaires have taken over and are running the show! Join us as we navigate through a world where the richest of the rich are in charge, making decisions that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and amusement.

Ever wanted to see what it’s like to have a billionaire as your mayor, or a millionaire as your police chief? Well, now’s your chance! Watch as they try to navigate the world of Minecraft, making outrageous decisions and creating chaos wherever they go.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the amount of money in your virtual bank account). So come on in and see how the draining of the swamp is going in our crazy, billionaire-filled world!

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Blocky Steel Minecraft Server

business news, Investment, global market, Purchase, stock market

omg u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server?! it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it! like, u can build ur own empire and take over the whole world, like a boss!

there’s this one time, this player built a giant castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and then a dragon came and tried to steal it but they fought it off with their enchanted sword! it was so epic, like a movie or something!

and get this, there’s this secret underground city where all the players who reach level 100 get to live, and they have like, super powers and stuff! it’s like a whole new world down there, with unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz.

so come join us on this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are insane! don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and start your epic journey today!

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BlockyElectionWarfare

global politics, sanctions, US government, sanctions on Iran, US sanctions

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur saving the world from evil forces? well, this server is the place for u, my dude. we got crazy adventures, like fighting off evil entities from iran and russia who are trying to interfere with our elections. join us and be a hero, or just mine some diamonds, whatever floats ur boat. plus, we got free cake every friday, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, let’s save the world one block at a time, yo.

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Chinacraft Server: US Treasury Heist

cybercrime, Chinese hackers, Chinacraft, foreign hackers, stolen documents

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be a hacker but ur mom said no cuz its illegal? well, guess what? on this server, u can be a hacker without getting in trouble! join now and steal all the documents u want, just like those chinese hackers did to the US Treasury! it’s a major incident, but on this server, it’s just a regular tuesday! come join the fun and show off ur hacking skills, cuz on this server, anything goes!

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CraftyCossacks

foreign policy, international relations, political instability, sanctions, Conflict

haha, ukraine better watch out cuz our server is so lit, they might lose all their russian land in minecraft too! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, who knows, maybe you’ll become the ruler of all the minecraft lands just like ukraine tried to do in real life 😂🔥🚀 #minecraftdrama #russianlandgrab #joinusnow

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Crafty CIA Minecraft Server

power dynamics, regime installation, government intervention., Islamic fundamentalism, extremism

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is run by the CIA (yes, you read that right) and they have installed a bloodthirsty Islamist regime for some reason. But hey, who are we to question their methods? Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the chaos and try to survive in this insane world. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracy along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft server!

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GovtBabyAbort SMP

smp, Manipulation, Misinformation, Partisan, Propaganda

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

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