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The Grim SMP Matchdown

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1156
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	395
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – where the only rule is that there are no rules! Join us if you dare to face the wrath of the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it once defeated an entire army of diamond-clad players with just a single peck.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it. Legend has it that one player wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with them – talk about a mining disaster!

If you’re looking for a challenge, look no further than our treacherous parkour course, where players must navigate through a maze of lava pits and TNT traps to reach the coveted prize at the end – a block of dirt. Trust us, it’s worth it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on the grim match, where madness reigns supreme and the only limit is your imagination. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Stepmom Smackdown Minecraft Server

alienation, biological mom, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, Hospital, love, loyalty, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, shared custody, SmackDown, stepmom, stepmother, surgery, teenager

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pushy stepmothers who think they can replace your real mom? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no stepmothers allowed, especially ones who demand to be called “mom” or “mama”. Join us and build a world where you can tell your stepmother she’ll always live in your mom’s shadow, just like in real life! Plus, we have epic battles and adventures that will make you forget all about family drama. So come join us and let’s show those stepmothers who’s boss in the virtual world!

NoMoreHubbyMess

Boundaries, cleaning, clutter, Communication, Conflict Resolution, division of labor, emotional labor, Expectations, family dynamics, Gender Roles, household chores, household responsibilities, husband and wife, Marriage, NoMoreHubbyMess, organization, parenting, relationships, Resentment, self-care, working parents

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4246
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of cleaning up after everyone in your house? Do you feel like a maid instead of a mom? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about clutter or mess. No more picking up after your husband or kids, just pure creative freedom. And the best part? You can make your husband clean up after himself in the game too! Watch as he struggles to put his virtual clothes in the hamper, just like in real life.

But beware, if you don’t clean up after yourself in the game, your virtual husband might get mad at you too! So come join us and let off some steam in a world where you can finally be selfish and put yourself first. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WorkPetPeevesMC SMP

annoying coworkers, constant interruptions, excessive meetings, favoritism, gossiping, Incompetence, lack of appreciation, lack of communication, lack of organization, lack of punctuality, lack of teamwork, laziness, micromanagement, Negativity, office politics, passive aggressiveness, pet peeve, poor hygiene, smp, unprofessional behavior, work, WorkPetPeevesMC

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2964
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Tired of boring old work? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be mining is diamonds, not dealing with annoying coworkers! Say goodbye to office drama and hello to building epic structures with your new virtual buddies. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. So why waste your time at a desk when you could be crafting your way to victory on our server? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

CreeperCringeCraft

#oops moment, awkward, awkward encounter, awkward moment, blunder, CreeperCringeCraft, cringe, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing story, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, mistake, mortifying, Public, public mishap, Red-faced, regret, shame, social faux pas, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	79
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Animals Bred:	192
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can relive all your most embarrassing moments in a virtual world!

Join us and experience the thrill of recreating that time you tripped and fell in front of your crush, or the time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Awkward Dance Battle” mini-game where you can show off your best moves while trying to avoid stepping on your own feet.

So come on down and join us for a hilariously cringeworthy time! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

MissileCraft: Zelenskyy’s Blast!

ballistic missile, blast, Conflict, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, international relations, Military, military advancement, missile testing, MissileCraft, national defense, Politics, SECURITY, Successful, Technology, test, Ukraine, ukraine news, War, zelenskyy, Zelenskyy administration, Zelenskyys

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch ballistic missiles like zelenskyy in ukraine! we blow up creepers and zombies with style, just like a boss! if you want to feel the thrill of launching missiles and causing chaos, this is the place to be! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. so come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Blocky911: Never Forget!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchantments Applied:	84	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even the creepers are shakin in their square lil boots. we got pigs flyin, chickens doin backflips, and cows breakdancing.

remember that time when a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the server? yea, that happened here.

oh and did i mention the time when a group of players discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds, but it was guarded by a pack of evil bunnies armed with carrot swords? yea, that happened too.

so if u wanna experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of ur life, then u gotta join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u get killed by a dancing cow, then u might regret it a little.

MiCraft: Brainwave Edition

Advanced technology, brain activity, brain-computer interface, brainwave, Edition, high accuracy, high performance, innovative technology, low power, medical device, MiBMI, Micraft, Miniaturized Brain-Machine Interface, neural activity, neural decoding, neural signals, neuroengineering, neuroprosthetics, Neurorehabilitation, neurotechnology, small size, text translation, versatile solution

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2684
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S GOT A HIGH-PERFORMANCE, MINIATURIZED BRAIN-MACHINE INTERFACE! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GOT AN 8MM2, LOW-POWER, HIGHLY ACCURATE (91% YO) SOLUTION TO TRANSLATE NEURAL ACTIVITY TO TEXT!

IMAGINE BUILDING A CASTLE WITH JUST YO BRAIN WAVES, NO NEED FOR HANDS, JUST THINK IT AND IT’LL HAPPEN! U CAN BE THE MASTER BUILDER WITHOUT EVEN LIFTING A FINGER!

SO COME JOIN US ON DIS CRAZY SERVER AND LET’S SEE WHAT KINDA INSANE STUFF WE CAN CREATE WITH OUR MINDS! LET’S GET WILD AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

Reyvadin Towny: Where even creepers pay their rent! SEMI-VANILLA, NEW, Public, Java

Casino, Community, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Development, dwarfism, Economy, Enjoy, Features, invite, java, Land claiming, Map, Market system, Minecraft, Pay, Players, Public, Rent, rentable properties, Reyvadin, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, Speedrunning, Towny, TOXIC

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ores Mined:	8021	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Love Letters Sent:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	A way of land claiming
Economy	We have a custom “stock” like market system for item prices
Custom fishing	All fishes being textured
Casino	Enjoy a game of chance
Seasons	Experience different seasons on the server
Rentable properties	Properties that can be rented by players
Dwarfism	Unique in-game feature

If you are convinced then we’ll be waiting for you at:

IP: reyvadin.com (Website coming soon)
Map: map.reyvadin.com
Discord: discord.reyvadin.com

Our mentality when it comes to server development is: We try our best to not force features on players, we would like everyone the chance to decide what they want to use and what not!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP: reyvadin.com in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.
Is the server modded or vanilla?	The server is mostly vanilla with some custom features and plugins.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a pleasant gaming experience for all players. They can be found on our website or in-game.

ElpCraft Minecraft Server

Assistance, Bitcoin, btc, Community, crisis relief, cryptocurrency, DEBT, donation, elp, ElpCraft, emergency, financial aid, financial crisis, Food, Generosity, Help, Homeless, Kindness, Minecraft, Server, Shelter, Struggling, Support, Urgent

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can build your dream house, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, unicorns are real in our world)!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll be helping out a fellow player who is in desperate need of some BTC to avoid becoming homeless. Think of it as a charity event, but with creepers and diamonds involved.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of BTC to help out our struggling player. Let’s make Minecraft great again!