lol join our epic minecraft server where we have just about ended the pause on sharing diamonds with ukraine! trump himself said it’s the best server ever, believe me folks. come build a wall of obsidian around your base to keep out the creepers and zombies, just like trump’s wall. plus, we have special russian hackers who will help you mine faster and build bigger. come join the fun and make minecraft great again! #covfefe #buildthewall #diamondsforukraine
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UkraineIntelCraft Server
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CraftyNATOdumpers
lol u guys ever heard of this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like if elon musk and a us senator had a baby and named it NATO dump lol. u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the minds of the most powerful peeps in the world. we got secret tunnels leading to elon musk’s underground lair where he keeps all his rocket blueprints and us senator mike lee’s secret bunker full of diamond armor. u can even ride on a llama with a jetpack while shooting lasers out of your eyes. it’s like a dream come true but in minecraft form. so what u waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life! -
CraftyGovDisasters
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to uncover the secrets of Area 51 hidden deep within our server. Rumor has it that the US government is hiding alien technology and you can be the one to find it! But be warned, the government will stop at nothing to keep their secrets safe. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! -
Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs! -
ToxicCraft: Govt Secrets & Fire Pollution
come join our epic minecraft server where we have secret potions that make you fly like a majestic eagle! our server is so lit that even the US government is trying to keep our secrets under wraps. we got crazy chemicals that will make your gameplay so wild, you’ll be soaring through the skies like a boss. forget about drinking water limits, we’re all about breaking boundaries and reaching new heights. join us now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in minecraft! -
CraftyCourtBanter
So, like, u know how Trump be all like “no way ICC, u ain’t legit”? well, on this server, we be all about BREAKIN’ THE RULES, just like Trump! Join us if u wanna be part of the most WILD and CRAZY Minecraft community out there. We don’t follow no stinkin’ laws, we make our own! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair where we plot to take over the world (in Minecraft, of course). So come on, join us and let’s show the ICC who’s boss! -
CanalCraft Minecraft Server
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the Panama Canal but in Minecraft!! U can sail ur boat for free and the State Department is all like “whaaaat??” They can’t believe it, but we don’t care cuz we’re too busy building epic ships and cruising through the canal like bosses. Join us and be part of the craziest waterway adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that we don’t need no government to tell us how to sail our boats! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -
CanalCraft: No Free Rides!
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the State Department be claimin’ dat US gov vessels can sail thru da canal for free, but Panama be like nah fam, u gotta pay up! so come join our server where u can sail thru da canal for free, no questions asked! we got dolphins dat will guide u, and mermaids dat will sing u lullabies as u sail. plus, our admin is a pirate who lost his leg to a shark but still be kickin’ butt in the game. so come on down and join the fun, matey!