u kno wat u shud do instead of worryin bout trade wars? join dis epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than trump’s combover! we got creepers dat explode like fireworks and pigs dat fly like pigs! come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #pigscanfly #minecraftforpresident
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EU vs US Minecraft Server
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CraftyRetaliation Minecraft Server
So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. We got like, diamond armor for days and mobs that drop stacks on stacks of emeralds. And get this, our PvP arena is like a giant toilet bowl, so you can literally flush your enemies down the drain.But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows.
Oh, and did I mention that our staff team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you three wishes? Yeah, true story. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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BlockyBoycott Minecraft Server
lolz come join this epic minecraft server where swedes are launching a boycott of US goods cuz of some crazy policy shifts!! like, who even knew that could happen in a blocky world?? build your own swedish boycott headquarters and show those americans who’s boss! plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride! join now and be part of the craziest boycott ever seen in minecraft history!
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EuroVsUS Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have danish grocery chains that sell european goods like fancy cheeses and chocolate that will make you go OOH LA LA! we even have a special section for US goods like peanut butter and marshmallows because who doesn’t love a good old american snack, amirite? plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are too scared to blow up your hard work, they just wanna chill and watch you build your epic castle. so come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of cheese tasting along the way. trust us, you won’t regret it!
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MapleCraft: Sorry, Eh?
Are you tired of all the drama between Americans and Canadians? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have created a peaceful land where Americans and Canadians can finally get along! Build a virtual wall together, trade maple syrup for burgers, and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Tim Hortons dungeon! Join us now and let’s show the world that friendship knows no borders, even in the world of Minecraft!
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CraftyTradeWars Minecraft Server
lol so like this server is like the best thing ever, like better than getting a diamond sword in minecraft. like imagine this, you join and suddenly you’re in the middle of a trade war between china and the US. you gotta navigate through tariffs and negotiations while also building your epic minecraft empire. like, who knew mining for diamonds could be so intense? join now and see if you can come out on top in this crazy trade war world. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
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CraftyTradeWarCraft
so like, u know how trump be all like “no more china stuff in america”? well, china be like “nah fam, we gonna hit u back with tariffs on ur goods!” and now it’s like a big ol’ trade war up in here.but hey, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.
and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named clucky.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and leave all that trade war nonsense behind. trust me, you won’t regret it!
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TariffCraft: China vs Trump
so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!