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Stop Talking About US Politics Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring political discussions infiltrating your Minecraft streams? Join our server, where the only politics we care about are the politics of building the best castle or mining the most diamonds! Say goodbye to uninformed opinions and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can defeat in a day. Don’t let Kiara’s rants ruin your gaming experience – join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely zero talk of Brazilian, Hungarian, or Polish politics. Trust us, you won’t regret it! -
Holy Based Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!
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CuriousCraftMC
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!Join us if you’re a naturally curious and inquisitive player who loves to stir up trouble with your friends. We promise to provide you with endless conversations about the most bizarre and interesting things, just like the time Cards Against Humanity offered to pay people to publicly apologize for not voting in the last US election. And guess what? We’ll even help you come up with a plan to vote Democrat in the next election, no proof required!
But beware, if you dare to question the ethics or legality of our shenanigans, you might just end up in a heated debate with your friends. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!
So come on, join our server and get ready for a rollercoaster of absurdity, where the only rule is to never take anything too seriously. Who knew Minecraft could be this wacky?
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RedstoneRevolution
come join our epic minecraft server where russia, iran, and china are all fighting to influence the outcome of the US election using AI!! watch as they build massive redstone contraptions and unleash mobs of political propaganda on unsuspecting players. join now to witness the chaos and maybe even become the next president of minecraftia! but beware, the creeper party is always lurking in the shadows, ready to blow up your chances of winning. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most insane election campaign ever seen in the world of blocks and pixels! -
Crafty Debate: Harris & Trump on Science
so, like, u know how science is like, super important and stuff? well, on this server, we take science to a whole new level! we got potions that make u fly like a bird, and redstone contraptions that will blow ur mind!our players are like, super smart and always coming up with crazy experiments and inventions. one time, someone built a working rocket ship and flew to the moon! true story, bro.
plus, we got this epic debate arena where players can argue about all things science-related. harris and trump even popped in once to chat about climate change and space exploration. it was wild, lemme tell ya.
so, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on over and see what all the hype is about. trust me, u won’t regret it!
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FenceSittersRUs – What the Block?!
election concerns, undecided voters viewpoints, political candidates, undecided voters feedback, voter perspectivesAre you tired of being undecided like a chicken trying to cross the road? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your political worries behind as you embark on a journey filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to cast its vote for us. We have custom plugins that will make you question reality, like the “Vote for Diamonds” feature where you can literally trade your vote for shiny gems. Who needs democracy when you have bling, am I right?
And if you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is endorsed by none other than Herobrine himself. Legend has it that he only supports the dankest of Minecraft servers, and we are proud to say that we are his top pick.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least until the next update ruins everything. #BlockTheVote #EnderDragon2020
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CraftyElectionInfluence
so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. you gotta join cuz we got like, pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure unicorn poop so you know they’re extra magical.we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs. but shh, it’s a secret so don’t tell anyone.
oh, and did i mention that our creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of exploding? yeah, it’s pretty wild.
so come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CraftyCampaigns Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than our players is international politics! Join us and witness the epic battle between MAGA supporters who hate Iran but love Israel, and those who worship Russia while despising Ukraine.Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where alliances shift as quickly as a creeper explosion, and where the only thing more unpredictable than a griefer is a Trump tweet.
Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where /pol/ is in denial of the most obvious facts, and where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is common sense. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ender Dragon on a sugar rush!
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CraftyUkrBattle Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukraine defense minister as our admin! he will lead us to victory in epic battles against creepers and zombies, no matter who wins the US election! with his expert tactics and strategies, we will conquer all in our path. plus, he promises to give out free diamond armor to all new players who join! so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever!