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Jumping Jacks and Picrel’s High-Flying Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, American decline, american history, American imperialism, Angloid defeat, Angloid surrender, cultural shift, de-fanging, DuGaulle, French resistance, geopolitical change, global politics, global power, Highflying, historical perspective, imperialism decline, JACKS, Jumping, meme country, Minecraft, national identity, picrels, Server, US dominance, US influence, world power

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4160
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the downfall of empires and the rise of memes? Look no further than our server! Join us and witness the epic transformation of a once powerful empire into a glorified puppy of the US.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Angloid memes and discover why they took it on the chin so well. Who needs world domination when you can dominate the meme game instead?

Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to Angloid resilience and meme mastery. Don’t miss out on the laughs and the chaos, join us today!

Crafty Banter

annoying character, annoying voice, banter, budget blown, budget concerns, budget wasted, character annoyance, character dialogue, Crafty, dialogue annoyance, dialogue budget, dialogue complaints, dialogue repetition, game budget, game dialogue, generic victory voice, hitting switch, Hogwarts Legacy, mundane dialogue, Pointless dialogue, second playthrough, victory voice

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6061
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring dialogue? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Explore mysterious switches that do who knows what, embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head, and try to figure out what the heck is going on with our nonsensical victory voiceovers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you do x, y will happen… whatever that means! And don’t even get us started on the budget blown on ridiculous dialogue – Hogwarts Legacy has got nothing on us!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright absurd!

Girl Power Craft: Where all women are secretly creeper queens!

Behavior, Communication, Craft, creeper, discrimination, empowerment, equality, Expectations, feminism, gender, Gender Roles, girl, Misogyny, pet, power, prejudice, QUEENS, relationships, Respect, Secretly, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3202
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Farms Harvested:	751	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Items Found:	7193
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered how to navigate the mysterious world of women? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and learn the secrets to unlocking the hearts of all women, turning them into your loyal pets in no time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! So come on, join us and become the ultimate master of relationships in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Pixelated Pick-Up Lines: Minecraft Edition

consent, Cute girls, Decision making, Edition, Ethics, FANTASY, gender bending, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, gender swap, gender transformation, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, introspection, lines, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, personal boundaries, pickup, pixelated, role reversal, Self Discovery, self-exploration, Sexuality, transformation

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2239
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Magic Items Found:	6423	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Buildings Constructed:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, you have the chance to turn into a cute girl and do the deed! That’s right, no more boring blocky characters, now you can be a sassy, stylish lady taking on the Minecraft world in style. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see where your new cute girl persona takes you!

The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

banned, Behavior, consequences, Cunt, CuntyCraft, DISRESPECTFUL, hate, hateful, hurtful, Justice, Karma, mean spirited, NEGATIVE, Retribution, Server, shame, spiteful, spiteful behavior, Stream, TOXIC, UNFORGIVING, unkind, vindictive

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

big, big families, Birth Rates, child rearing, common, Crafty, cultural norms, cunts, families, family dynamics, Family Planning, family size, family size comparison, family size perception, family size preferences, family size statistics, family size trends, family structure, large families, Minecraft, modern families, population trends, Server, small families, societal expectations, traditional values

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols

#youtube, Community, content creators, Enna, Entertainment, Ethyria Essentials, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, Land, Livestream, Llamas, lols, millie, nina, online presence, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, Video, YeetCraft

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our players include Enna, Millie, Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University), and Reimu. Enna is known for her epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, while Millie is the queen of pranks and mischief. Nina is a master at survival mode, taking on mobs like a boss. And Reimu? Well, let’s just say her PvP skills are unmatched.

But that’s not all! We also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical land filled with rare resources and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Just beware of the exploding sheep and the zombie pigmen riding chickens. It’s a wild world out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way!

Crafty Wonderland: Where even Alice gets lost in the mines!

#Aliceadventure, #Alicefun, #Alicejourney, #Alicememories, #Alicetravel, #exploreAlice, Adventure, alice, Crafty, Destination, EXCITEMENT, Explore, Friends, Fun, Journey, Lost, Memories, Mines, repeat, travel, trip, vacation, wonderland

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, pack your bags and get ready to go down the rabbit hole because our server is like Wonderland on steroids!

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking rabbit who will guide you through a world filled with magic, mayhem, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Want to ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT? We’ve got it. How about a PvP arena where the only rule is to fight like a mad hatter? You betcha.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cheshire Creeper, a creature that will explode into a rainbow of blocks when defeated. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a secret dimension where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha.

So what are you waiting for? Don’t be late for this very important date on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Kremlin Crew: Trump, Putin & Co. Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Blocking, Corruption, Crafty, creeps, CREW, current, Diplomacy, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, Frontline, Hope, Interference, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, russia ukraine conflict, sanctions, Server, trump, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	20	Zombie Dances:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join forces with Trump and his two creepy sidekicks to defend Russia’s frontline in eastern Ukraine! These guys have been blocking U.S. aid for over 400 days, so you know they mean business. Join now for a wild ride filled with political drama, intense battles, and maybe even a few scandals along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling? Join us today and be a part of the chaos!

GiggleCraft – Genshin Impact meets Minecraft madness! Join the fun now!

BannerSim, Barbara, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, Fun, genshin, genshin impact, GiggleCraft, guides, Impact, Join, Kaedehara Kazuha, madness, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Zombie Dances:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades and insanity reigns supreme.

Embark on epic quests and discover hidden treasures in our collaboration web event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature”. But watch out for the Feline Fortress Furrdyssey event, where you’ll have to fend off fluffy feline warriors to survive!

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to join you on your crazy adventures. And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn – perfect for slaying dragons and building epic structures.

But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards for life and redeem insane codes like GENSHINGIFTBNYP6K5X4HIQCA3BLTURGH9DGGXG71L5J215GT9LMYXB8NXMHOFK9PBK481GKAVIH73V97ENNQXAZLX1943GOLQH7G62I7EUYKHC29118G54 for exclusive loot.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

Brits Gone Wild: Minecraft Madness

advice, Bonding, British, Brits, Communication, Community, Connection, culture, DATING, Edition, emotions, experiences, feelings, friendship, love, madness, Minecraft, new bf, relationships, sharing, Social, society, Support, Wild

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1041
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	230	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a Minecraft boyfriend to build cute little houses with and go on adventures together? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you to find your new blocky beau!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by hunky Minecraft hunks who are ready to shower you with virtual flowers and protect you from creepers. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a pixelated prince charming by your side?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, a magical elixir that will make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine all the heart emojis and virtual kisses you’ll be getting!

So come on, join us and find your new Minecraft boyfriend today. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your happily ever after in this pixelated paradise!