US detention Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCaptiveAmericans

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Farms Harvested:	599
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

lol imagine if those americans were just tryna play minecraft on our server but got caught up in some crazy adventure with the taliban hahahaha join our server for a chance to get kidnapped by terrorists and have the US government beg for your release lmao it’s the ultimate survival experience! we promise you won’t get bored with all the unexpected twists and turns, just watch out for those pesky taliban members trying to ruin your fun. join now for the most intense minecraft gameplay of your life!

ButtWipeBabysittingCraft

bathroom, Boundaries, ButtWipeBabysittingCraft, childcare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, disagreement, emotional intelligence, Friend, friendship, hygiene, INDEPENDENCE, Kid, Maturity, parenting, Parenting styles, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, self-sufficiency

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ores Mined:	3317

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any butt wiping drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and absolutely zero bathroom emergencies.

Our server is so awesome that even if you accidentally poop in the game, you won’t have to worry about asking someone to wipe for you. We believe in independence and self-sufficiency, even in the virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a butt-wiping free experience that will leave you laughing and having a blast. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to our server and just focus on having a good time? See you there!

CraftyLifeHax

advice, Clever Ideas, CraftyLifeHax, creativity, diy, efficiency, everyday solutions, Hacks, helpful hints, knowledge, life hack, organization, problem solving, productivity, quick fixes, Skills, smart solutions, Time management, Tips, Tricks, useful tips

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crops Grown:	2635	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and discover the ultimate life hack that will change your Minecraft experience forever.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the earth, when suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground city filled with diamonds and emeralds. But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a magical unicorn that grants wishes to all players who can find it. Want a stack of enchanted golden apples? No problem! How about a pet dragon to ride into battle? Done and done!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a tribe of friendly creepers who love to dance and sing. Join them for a party like no other, complete with disco balls and fireworks. And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary bacon tree, where crispy strips of bacon grow all year round.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the ultimate life hack in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AggroCraft: Reflect on History

AggroCraft, Asia-Pacific region, bilateral relations, China, defense pact, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Historical conflicts, historical grievances, History, history of aggression, international relations, Japan, military alliances, military cooperation, Philippines, political tensions, REFLECT, regional stability, security agreements, territorial disputes

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

so like, u know how China and Japan are always like, ugh, fighting over stuff? well, this server is like, the ultimate peace treaty, bro. like, we got players from China, Japan, and even the Philippines all coming together to build epic stuff and have a good time. it’s like, world peace in Minecraft form, dude. join us and help us show the world that even in a blocky world, we can all get along and have fun together. plus, we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make u forget all about real-world conflicts. come join us and be a part of something truly special, man. peace out!

ADHD Brain AgeCraft

adhd, adhd symptoms, age-related changes, AgeCraft, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral issues, Brain, brain function, brain imaging, children, cognitive development., developmental disorders, Executive function, hyperactivity, impulsivity, inattention, learning disabilities, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological disorders, pediatric psychiatry, research

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Crops Grown:	5004

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, cuz, like, we have magical powers that can cure ADHD in children! yea, you heard that right, no more focus problems when you play on our server, it’s like a miracle or something. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building castles and slaying dragons in no time. trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. join now and say goodbye to ADHD and hello to endless fun!

Biboo’s Hololive Minecraft Server

best player, biboo, Biboos, bleh, Competitive Gaming, Gaming, gaming champion, Gaming Community, gaming excellence, Gaming Legend, Gaming Skills, hololive, hololive fans, Hololive streamer, Hololive talents, Live streaming, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, skilled player, souls player, Top Player, virtual youtuber

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, gold blocks, and even a fountain of enchanted golden apples! Legend has it that only the bravest players can find this hidden treasure.

2. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any creepers, zombies, or pesky players trying to steal your loot. Plus, they’re adorable and love giving players llama rides around the map.

3. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland where players can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even fly on giant eagles. It’s like a fantasy dream come true!

4. We have a special mini-game called “Pig Jousting” where players ride pigs armed with diamond swords and try to knock each other off their pigs. It’s hilarious, chaotic, and totally addictive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a legendary warrior in the land of “Bleh”!

NaziFit Minecraft Server

#workout, anti-semitism, Exercise, extremism, far right, FITNESS, gym, hate group, health, History, Ideology, Lifestyle, Minecraft, national socialist, nazi, NaziFit, physical activity, Politics, Propaganda, Régime, Server, totalitarianism, Training, wellness

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1491
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, a National Socialist worked out today! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down in our virtual world.

Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil villagers, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Bacon” competition. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Llama Racing League” where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory.

But the real reason to join our server? The National Socialist who works out every day. Rumor has it he can bench press a stack of diamond blocks with ease and has a pet creeper named Klaus. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see what kind of wacky adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

CharityCraft25

Boundaries, Charity, CharityCraft25, Confrontation, criticism, donation, family, finances, Generosity, income, judgment, personal choice, privacy, relationships, selfish, shopping, sister-in-law, social norms, societal expectations, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3910	Players Killed by Monsters:	8046
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where you can build your own virtual family without any nosy in-laws butting in.

Forget about real-life money woes and donate as much or as little as you want in our virtual donation box. No judgment here, just fun and games!

Who needs a sister-in-law giving you side eye when you can join our server and build your own virtual empire? Say goodbye to awkward family outings and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. Join now and leave the drama behind!

ZombieApocalypseMC

breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, injured, international news, July 8 attack, Killed, mass shooting, russia, Russian attack, Terrorism, terrorism attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, Victims, violence, War, world news, Zelensky, ZombieApocalypseMC

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

haha omg u guys, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t believe it!! like, we got over 170 injured players, 37 killed in a crazy russian mass attack on july 8th, zelensky was there too, it was wild!! but don’t worry, it’s all good now and we’re all just having a blast building and surviving together. come join us for some insane fun and chaos, you won’t regret it!! 😂🔥🚀 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

BabySharkCraft

#earworm, Baby Shark, BabySharkCraft, catchy tunes, childhood memories, children’s entertainment, dance challenge, dance craze, family fun, global phenomenon, Internet Sensation, kids music, musical nostalgia, Nostalgia, popular songs, repetitive lyrics, shark song, toddler dance party, toddler tunes, viral songs, YouTube sensation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8058
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Star Shards Collected:	248
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the only way to survive is by dancing to Baby Shark on repeat. like, you gotta boogie down to that catchy tune or you’ll get eaten by a giant dancing shark. it’s like a rave party but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to crash the party.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco club where you can challenge other players to dance battles. loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week in-game. it’s like the hunger games but with more glitter and less Jennifer Lawrence.

oh, and did i mention the special events we have every week? last week, we had a llama parade where everyone had to ride a llama through an obstacle course. winner got a diamond-encrusted saddle. it was lit, fam.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a Justin Bieber concert, come join us! but beware, once you start dancing to Baby Shark, you can never stop. it’s like a curse, but a really fun one.

Welcome to Realmportal, where you can pretend to be a Minecraft wizard fighting mobs and leveling up your RPG skills!

Bedwars, Creative, Custom Enchants, Economy, Factions, Fighting, Hardcore, Leveling, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, PRETEND, PvE, PvP, Quests, Realmportal, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted, wizard

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5628
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Buildings Constructed:	25
Void Armor Forged:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Overview
Embark on an epic journey and choose a class with various skills. Level up RPG style and craft hundreds of unique items. Battle dozens of diverse mobs, and challenge 40+ new bosses in an immersive towny experience.
Descend into massive dungeons. Feel the excitement of each battle and the satisfaction of solving each puzzle. Explore detailed rooms for exclusive gear.
Take to the skies flying on dragons and discover dozens of new biomes in the terralith wilderness to build your town using the 300+ new blocks and furniture pieces.
Engage in the economy with player shops, auctions and functional factories to bring your town to life.
Protect your fortress and riches with land claims and lockable containers. Griefing and stealing are forbidden and can easily be undone.
Enjoy many QOL features such as player warps, /sethome, /tpa and many others.
Enjoy an immersive experience with new textures, models and sounds, No mods are needed. Simply accept our resource pack on join. We are 100% free to play with no P2W elements.
Realmportal has a decade-long online presence, an experienced and active owner, mature and responsible staff, and a non-toxic community. We frequently add new updates and value community feedback for content.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server? A: You can join at realmportalmc.xyz

Q: Are there any classes with special skills? A: Yes, you can choose a class with various skills to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is griefing and stealing allowed on the server? A: No, griefing and stealing are forbidden on the server and can easily be undone.

Q: Are there any new biomes to explore? A: Yes, you can discover dozens of new biomes in the terralith wilderness.

Q: How can I engage in the economy on the server? A: You can engage in the economy with player shops, auctions, and functional factories to bring your town to life.

Q: Are there any quality of life features available? A: Yes, you can enjoy features such as player warps, /sethome, /tpa, and many others for a smoother gameplay experience.

Q: Is the server free to play? A: Yes, the server is 100% free to play with no pay-to-win elements.