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HaitiGangBoss35LockedUp

35 years, caribbean, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, criminal justice system, criminal organization, criminal sentencing, ex-gang leader, gang violence, Haiti, HaitiGangBoss35LockedUp, incarceration, judicial system, justice system, law enforcement, legal proceedings, Prison, Sentence, US court

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Items Found:	3500	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so like this server is so lit, it’s like being in a prison but without the bars, ya know? we got this ex-gang leader from haiti running the show, he’s like the kingpin of the server. if you join, you gotta survive his crazy challenges and quests to prove you’re worthy of being in his gang. but watch out, he’s got a temper and will smite you if you step outta line. it’s like hardcore mode but with a twist, man. come join the madness and see if you got what it takes to survive in this wild world.

BananaCraft: Guilty of Funding Mobs

Accountability, banana, banana industry, bananacraft, chiquita, civil case, corporate responsibility, court ruling, criminal activity, ethical business practices, funding, Guilty, human rights violation, international law, justice system, lawsuit, legal accountability, legal action, Liability, mobs, multinational corporation, paramilitaries, US court

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2755	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where bananas are the rulers and chiquita is the giant banana leading the way! we got paramilitaries fighting for us and causing chaos in the land, all thanks to chiquita’s funding. you never know what crazy adventures you’ll have on our server, so join now and get ready for some banana-filled fun!

””Take a Pepe Minecraft SMP””

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their house into a giant potato. Yes, you heard that right. A potato house. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here. From building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere to organizing llama races through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs, a floating island made entirely of cake, and a hidden treasure chest filled with nothing but stacks and stacks of dirt. Why dirt, you ask? Because why not!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt and scratching your head in confusion at the sheer absurdity of it all, then look no further. Join us today and leave a pepe at the door – you’re gonna need all the good luck you can get!

Blocky Love Minecraft Server

age difference, blocky, consent, controversial, criminal offense, Ethics, Forbidden, hebes, illegal, legal issues, love, Minecraft, morality, psychological impact, Server, sex, sexual relationships, societal norms, statutory rape, taboo, underage, underage consent, underage relationships, underage sex

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ores Mined:	3200	Buildings Constructed:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else – sex with hebes! That’s right, our hebes are ready and waiting to spice up your Minecraft adventures in ways you never thought possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players and dropping rare loot for those brave enough to take it on. So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget!

Minecraft SMP – /poe2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General – formerly /poeg/

activity tracker, database, december 5th, Download, Early Access FAQ, endgame content, Exile, Gameplay Trailer, general, gift 2 subs, Global 1488, Global Chat, Grinding Gear, Grinding Gear activity tracker., Minecraft, Official Wiki, Opening Cinematic, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 Early Access, Path of Exile 2 Gameplay Trailer, Path of Exile 2 General, Path of Exile 2 Teasers, PC client, Pets, poe2, poe2g, poeg, smp, TEASERS, twitch drops

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6873
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Ores Mined:	3406

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we drop Twitch subs like they’re hot and give out pets like candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that the standalone PC client will only be available for download at 5pm on Thursday, December 5th (PST). It’s like getting into a secret club, but with blocks and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Path of Exile 2 Early Access, complete with an opening cinematic that will blow your mind. Endgame content? We’ve got it. Teasers? We’ve got those too. It’s like a whole new world of adventure waiting for you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a global chat with the most outrageous players around. Previous players are raving about it, so don’t miss out!

Europrison Minecraft Server

crime, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, criminal justice, European, European culture, European laws, european society, Europoors, Europrison, hard time, Imprisonment, incarceration, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, Minecraft, Prison, prison population, prison system, punishment, Server, societal norms

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	52	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only encouraged, it’s practically mandatory!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every block you break could land you in virtual prison. But hey, who doesn’t love a little danger in their gaming experience?

We’ve got crazy challenges that will have you questioning your sanity, like building a house out of nothing but TNT or trying to survive a night surrounded by a horde of angry chickens.

And if you think you’re tough enough to handle it, we’ve even got a special “Hard Time” mode where you’ll be locked up in a virtual cage if you break too many blocks. It’s like playing Minecraft on expert mode, but with a side of chaos.

So come on, join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just be prepared for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and hilarity that will have you coming back for more. Oof, indeed!

Rate My PC Minecraft SMP

computer analysis, computer assessment, computer evaluation, computer ranking, computer rating, computer score, custom PC rating, desktop PC rating, Gaming PC Review, hardware review, laptop rating, Minecraft, PC appraisal, PC benchmarking, PC comparison, PC critique, PC feedback, pc performance, PC rating website, pc specs, Rate, rate my pc, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers that can’t handle your epic gaming rig? Look no further, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players with the most badass PCs! Why? Because our server is so intense, it’ll make your computer sweat harder than a creeper in a cactus farm.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while your graphics card screams for mercy. Our server is so hardcore, even the Endermen are afraid to teleport in. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a whole night without your PC exploding, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So if you think your PC can handle the heat, come join us on the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on. Just remember to bring a fire extinguisher for your CPU, because things are about to get lit!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, art assets, articles, artists, Birthday edition, charts, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, DRG, DRS, FANART, FICS, Game links, Icons, interviews, Manga, Media, Minecraft, modding tools, Music, Novels, official store pages, old news, PALS, pastebin link, pastebin nuked, PIXEL, Resources, series guide, Server, ship tags, shitposters, spoiler-free guide, sprites, steam release, Ultimate Summer Camp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	2134
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crops Grown:	5945
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Monokuma’s killing game? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Class Trial!

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with more drama than a Danganronpa game. You’ll never know who’s gonna betray you next or who’s gonna pull a crazy plot twist out of nowhere.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the ultimate summer camp experience. Forget s’mores and campfire songs, we’ve got Monokuma leading the activities and a killer lurking around every corner. Will you survive the summer camp from hell?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Just remember, trust no one and watch your back at all times. Happy mining, hope you don’t get voted out!

Before Meeting My Boyfriend, The Only “Sexual Activity” Minecraft SMP

Activity, anal molestation, Boyfriend, Communication Issues, fear of men, Highschool, Meeting, Minecraft, relationship problems, sexual, sexual activity, sexual anatomy, sexual boundaries, sexual confusion, sexual education, sexual expectations, sexual experience, sexual healing, sexual health, Sexual intimacy, sexual misconceptions, sexual shaming, sexual trauma, smp, VIRGINITY

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your first sexual experience? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Just like the confusion of your boyfriend accusing you of being a “whore” for having an “open” vag, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in, just like trying to figure out why your boyfriend is suddenly acting distant.

But don’t worry, just like trying to figure out why your hole wasn’t “closed”, there’s always a way to fix things on our server. So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only thing looser than your boyfriend’s understanding is the hole in your heart that only our server can fill.

🧦MINELEGACY🧦 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, Adventure, building, Cheats, Clans, Community, Creative, Dupe, Economy, Free Admin, Free Donations, Fun, Gaming, Herobrine, java edition, Large Online, Minecraft, Minelegacy, Minigames, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, No Donations, No Registration, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Russian, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Weddings

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

The owner of the server “MINELEGACY” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cherryminee.shockbyte.rocks

Bunny Ass Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server has bunny ass! That’s right, we have an exclusive bunny breeding program where you can collect bunny asses and use them for all sorts of crazy crafting recipes.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llama armor and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Plus, who wouldn’t want bunny ass?

Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2406

Adult, Anime models, Avatar Resources, Bag o’ dicks, Fucked Up Movie Thursday, furry thread, general, lewd, Lewd Meets, Minecraft, Non-Lewd Meets, OP template rentry., OpenVR Advanced Settings, Real Ejaculate, Reality, Rimm’d Asses, Rimm’d Glasses, Sad Anime Sunday, smp, Tech, tierlist, Tipsy Tuesday, VCC, virtual, virtual reality, Virtual Reality Lewd General, VRchat

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™ action, where we promise rimm’d glasses and rimm’d asses for all players!

Are you new to VR? Don’t worry, we got you covered with all the resources you need to get started, including 18+ avatar models and guides to help you navigate the virtual world. And if you’re feeling adventurous, we even have a “Bag o’ Dicks” for all your trolling needs.

But that’s not all! We have lewd meets for our adult players, where you can get down and dirty with other players from around the world. And if you’re not into the lewd stuff, don’t worry, we have non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday and Sad Anime Sunday for a more chill experience.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few rules here and there, but who’s counting?). Let’s build, explore, and have a blast together in the virtual world!