US citizens Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Trump’s Expat Eviction Party

American government, Citizens, Diplomacy, Eviction, expat, foreign policy, Government, immigration, India, Indian citizens, Indian government, Indian-Americans, international relations, Party, Politics, president trump, Relocation, repatriation, travel, trump, Trumps, united states, US, US citizens

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Buildings Constructed:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Emeralds Found:	3123	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to india so we can bring back 18,000 citizens to placate trump hahaha. u can build ur own indian village and trade with the locals for curry and spices. watch out for the wild elephants roaming around tho, they might steal ur diamonds lol. also, beware of the mystical tigers guarding the treasure chests full of gold. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Immigrants Craft Better!

Craft, Crime Prevention, crime rates, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, cultural diversity, data analysis, demographic analysis, historical perspective, Immigrants, immigration, law enforcement, long term trends, policy implications, Public Safety, research findings, social integration, societal impact, statistics, study, US citizens

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Crops Grown:	2472
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

so like, this server is like a magical place where all the creepers and zombies are actually really nice and just wanna be friends with you. like, they’ll bring you flowers and help you build your house and stuff. it’s like a utopia for mobs, man.

also, did you know that joining this server will make you 1000% more likely to find diamonds? like, you’ll just be walking around and BAM there’s a diamond right in front of you. it’s like the universe is just handing them to you.

oh, and if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about hunger or thirst again. your character will be perpetually full and hydrated, so you can just focus on building cool stuff and hanging out with your mob buddies.

plus, there’s a secret underground city on this server that’s run by a group of super intelligent chickens. they have their own government and everything. it’s wild, man.

so yeah, come join this server and experience the wackiest, most magical Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CongoCoupCarnage

African politics, American citizens, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCoupCarnage, coup attempt, criminal charges, death sentence, diplomatic relations, failed coup, foreign affairs, high profile case, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, judicial process, justice system, legal consequences, Legal System, Political unrest, sentencing, US citizens

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	101	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

so, like, imagine if you could join a minecraft server where you can escape from real life drama like three dudes getting sentenced to death in Congo for like, a failed coup or something. like, bruh, that’s some intense stuff, but on our server, you can just chill and build stuff without worrying about getting caught up in any political drama. plus, we have this secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff, so you can be, like, super rich and powerful. join us now and escape the chaos of the real world!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence agency, America, Avril Haines, Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, cia, Epstein, foreign nation, Government, jew, Minecraft, National Intelligence, non-partisan, Political, Propaganda, security apparatus, Server, spy agency, Spycraft, think tank, US citizens, William J. Burns, zionist

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Zombie Dances:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the CIA directors are getting in on the action! Join us and play alongside David S. Cohen, Avril Haines, and William J. Burns as they battle it out in the world of blocks and pixels.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?

And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

CraftyCampusCapers

501(c)s, Alon Abishoor, arrest, Attack, attempted murder, college campuses, CraftyCampusCapers, Criminals., da, fbi, fraudulent, idf, investment LLCs., Israel, LAPD, money laundering, Mossad, pro-Zionist, real estate, thugs, ucla, US citizens, violent, wealthy family

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Animals Bred:	111	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of pro-Zionist thugs beating up protestors with metal poles? Look no further! Join our server where you can team up with your friends to take down corrupt CEOs and IDF members in epic battles that will make your heart race faster than a LAPD helicopter chase!

Unleash your inner warrior as you fight against injustice and uncover money laundering schemes that would make even the most seasoned detective’s head spin. Build your own empire and watch out for shady real estate companies and investment LLCs lurking in the shadows.

Join now and be a part of a community that stands up against corruption and fights for what’s right, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips? Let’s go, gamers!

””Minecraft SMP: Left Football Players””

athletes, athletic skills, Competition, Defenders, football, football matches, football players, football teams, goalkeepers, left, left side, Minecraft, Players, professional athletes, right side, smp, soccer games, Soccer players, soccer teams, sports, sports players, sports positions, Sportsmanship, team sports, teamwork

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is where football players clash with soccer players in epic battles of blocky proportions! Join us for a chance to witness Ronaldo and Messi teaming up to build the ultimate fortress, while Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes duke it out in a PvP arena made entirely of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions. Rumor has it they once built a working roller coaster that takes you through a maze of lava pits and zombie spawners.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama-powered roller coaster while watching Messi score a goal on Brady in a game of Spleef? Don’t miss out on the craziest, most unpredictable server in the Minecraft universe!

Crafty McFunny Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could refund the game because you’re so bored? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky experience that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that refund button!

Our server is so exclusive, it’s like early access to a whole new dimension of Minecraft. We have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag with a Twist” where the TNT is actually confetti bombs that make you break out into a spontaneous dance party. And don’t even get us started on our custom skins – you can dress up as a taco, a unicorn, or even a sentient block of cheese.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be having the time of your life on our crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split from laughter)!

Banking on Homes Minecraft SMP

assets, Banking, Banks, Buying, economic indicators, Economy, financial institutions, financial news, foreclosure, Homes, housing bubble, housing crisis, housing market, investment strategy, Investments, market trends, Minecraft, Mortgage, real estate, smp, sp500, stock market, wealth

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Towns Built:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8098
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the banks are buying up homes instead of investing in the stock market! Why, you ask? Because the homes are secretly made of diamond blocks and the banks are trying to hoard all the riches for themselves! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon while also building the most extravagant diamond mansion the world has ever seen. Trust us, this server is a real gem!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	267	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	137

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a water park full of angry squids!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of giant chickens, then maybe stay away.

Kino’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, Generate, Kino, kinos, list, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, thinking, yeah

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchantments Applied:	147
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is greener, the diamonds are shinier, and the creepers are… well, still pretty darn explosive.

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where the villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to trading emeralds for useless junk, and where the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who really just wants a hug.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Rumor has it he can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink and a smile.

So, why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, build a rollercoaster that defies all laws of physics, and participate in epic PvP battles that will go down in server history as the stuff of legends?

Yeah, I’m thinking kino. Join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

battle, blocky, Minecraft, Royale.., Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Best Girl Edition-dakanne! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First off, our server is filled with the most kawaii and badass girls from the Yu-Gi-Oh! Rush Duel universe. You’ll be dueling alongside the likes of Yuo Goha and Salamandeus of Scorching, all while looking fabulous in your custom decklists.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the Neo Legend Awakening Pack couldn’t handle the heat. Triple Build Pack: Evolution Impact? Pfft, child’s play compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our probability calculator is so accurate, it predicted the release of Rush Duel before Konami even knew about it. So come join us, where the duels are fierce and the girls are fierce-er!

Official Minecraft SMP Fun Times

2024.., action-packed, Adventure, animation, Anime, Beloved, Epic, fan letter, Fun, highest rated, japanese, long-running, Luffy, Manga, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, Official, one piece, Pirates, Popular, series, shonen jump, smp, Straw Hat Pirates, Times

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!

Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where the One Piece Fan Letter has become the highest rated anime of 2024 – and not just in the real world, but in our virtual world too! Sail the high seas, battle epic bosses, and collect powerful Devil Fruits as you embark on your own pirate adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary One Piece treasure is hidden somewhere on our server, just waiting to be discovered by a brave and daring player. Will you be the one to claim the ultimate prize and become the king of the pirates?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows what other insane surprises await you in this wild and unpredictable world.

❤️ CHERRYTIME ✨ /FREE /EVENTS MASSACRE ✅ Minecraft WIP server

Anarchy, CHERRYTIME, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, free, Free Donations, massacre, Minecraft, Pirate, Private, PvE, Quests, Russian, Server, WIP, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Potions Brewed:	69
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

A full-fledged analogue of FunTime especially for you!

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Friendly Guys Minecraft Server

attraction, Behavior, Body language, Boundaries, Communication, friendliness, Friendly, Gestures, guys, Intentions, interactions, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstandings, Perception, relationships, Server, Signals, signs, social cues

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Secret Passages Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Votes:	9800	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Tired of players mistaking your kindness for romantic interest? Join our Minecraft server where everyone knows that sharing resources and helping each other out is just good gaming etiquette, not a love confession! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure block-building fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is enchanted with a spell that turns all diamonds into pizza slices – because who needs shiny rocks when you can have delicious cheesy goodness instead? Join us now and let’s build a world where friendship is the only thing that sparkles!

DILF’s Mansion Minecraft SMP

age gap, Age Gap Dating, age play, daddy dom, Daddy Issues, Daddy kink, DILFS, forbidden love, intergenerational relationships, MANSION, mature men, May-December romance, Minecraft, older guy, older lover, older man fantasy, older men, smp, sugar daddy, taboo, young sluts, younger girl, younger women

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mines Excavated:	1696	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of daddy issues and questionable relationships! Our server is filled with young sluts ready to work out their issues by building giant phallic structures and seducing players old enough to be their fathers. Don’t miss out on the drama and chaos that ensues when you mix Minecraft with daddy issues! Join now for a truly unforgettable experience.