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CongoCoupCarnage

African politics, American citizens, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCoupCarnage, coup attempt, criminal charges, death sentence, diplomatic relations, failed coup, foreign affairs, high profile case, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, judicial process, justice system, legal consequences, Legal System, Political unrest, sentencing, US citizens

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, like, imagine if you could join a minecraft server where you can escape from real life drama like three dudes getting sentenced to death in Congo for like, a failed coup or something. like, bruh, that’s some intense stuff, but on our server, you can just chill and build stuff without worrying about getting caught up in any political drama. plus, we have this secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff, so you can be, like, super rich and powerful. join us now and escape the chaos of the real world!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence agency, America, Avril Haines, Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, cia, Epstein, foreign nation, Government, jew, Minecraft, National Intelligence, non-partisan, Political, Propaganda, security apparatus, Server, spy agency, Spycraft, think tank, US citizens, William J. Burns, zionist

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the CIA directors are getting in on the action! Join us and play alongside David S. Cohen, Avril Haines, and William J. Burns as they battle it out in the world of blocks and pixels.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?

And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

CraftyCampusCapers

501(c)s, Alon Abishoor, arrest, Attack, attempted murder, college campuses, CraftyCampusCapers, Criminals., da, fbi, fraudulent, idf, investment LLCs., Israel, LAPD, money laundering, Mossad, pro-Zionist, real estate, thugs, ucla, US citizens, violent, wealthy family

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Towns Built:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of pro-Zionist thugs beating up protestors with metal poles? Look no further! Join our server where you can team up with your friends to take down corrupt CEOs and IDF members in epic battles that will make your heart race faster than a LAPD helicopter chase!

Unleash your inner warrior as you fight against injustice and uncover money laundering schemes that would make even the most seasoned detective’s head spin. Build your own empire and watch out for shady real estate companies and investment LLCs lurking in the shadows.

Join now and be a part of a community that stands up against corruption and fights for what’s right, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips? Let’s go, gamers!

The Best Minecraft SMP Android Phone

Android, Android phone, battery life, Best Specs, brand reputation, camera quality, comparison, design, Features, latest models, long-lasting, market, Minecraft, mobile, Performance, Phone, price, Recommendations, Smartphone, smp, Technology, user experience, user-friendly, Women

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Hey gamers, looking for the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our villagers are so hot they’ll make your pixels blush.

Join us for epic battles against creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a secret underground base that even Herobrine would envy. Plus, rumor has it that the best android phone on the market is actually hidden somewhere in our world – find it and you’ll become the ultimate Minecraft master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated madness begin!

HolyWoofMC

Absurd, Abuse, ACCUSATION, Animals, atheists, baptismal font, barbaric, Blessing, Catholic, Church, complicit, consent, dog, holy water, HolyWoofMC, parents, patron saint, Priest, Request, Ridiculous, Saint Francis of Assisi

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Dimension Hops:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Votes:	2569	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the animals get blessings? Look no further than our server, where we sprinkle holy water on all the pixelated pets for good luck and protection!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans, like the time a creeper accidentally wandered into a church and got blessed by mistake. Now he’s the most peaceful creeper in all of Minecraft!

And don’t worry, our server is 100% creeper-friendly, so you can bring all your explosive friends along for the ride. Who knows, maybe they’ll even find inner peace and stop blowing up your builds!

So come on down to our server and experience the most unique and hilarious blessings you’ll ever see in Minecraft. Just be sure to watch out for any waterboarding priests…they can be a bit overzealous with the holy water!

FruitNinjaMinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	1294
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the juiciest, most fruit-filled adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and become a fruit ninja as you slice your way through watermelons, pineapples, and even durians! But watch out for the evil banana mob that will try to slip you up at every turn.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the legendary Fruit Wars that happen every Sunday? Fight alongside your fellow players as you defend the honor of your favorite fruit against the dastardly Grape Gang.

So come on, join us and let’s make this server the zestiest, most delicious place in the Minecraft universe!

BlockBribez

actions, BlockBribez, Choices, compromise, consequences, dark side, DESPERATE, Financial, Guilt, MONEY, moral bankruptcy, moral dilemma, Questionable, regret, regretful, Regrettable, sell out, selling out, shame, Unethical, worst thing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Buildings Constructed:	18
Zombie Dances:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Have you ever stolen diamonds from a fellow player in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the crazy shenanigans you can get into! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, treasure hunts, and maybe even a little bit of mischief. Who knows, you might even find yourself starting a llama racing business or building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. So come on, what’s the worst thing you’ve done for money? Join us and let’s see if you can top it on our insane Minecraft server!

HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, ballistic missile, defense system, East Asia security, global security, Hyunmoo-V, HyunmooCraft, international relations, military capabilities, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, missile development, missile technology, monster missile, nine-ton warhead, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear-like destruction, S.Korea, Server, South Korean military, strategic defense, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

aerial bombs, air defense, aircraft, airshow, BombCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Guided, Incident, international relations, Launching, Military, Military Action, Politics, RETALIATION, Russian, russians, shoot down, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, War, weapons

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Animals Bred:	88	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	3161	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8620
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	16

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2044
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Emeralds Found:	9685	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	204

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	182
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!