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Zelensky’s Hotel of Doom Minecraft Server
so, like, u know that one time when u were just chillin in ukraine and then BOOM russia comes in and like, hits ur hotel? well, that’s basically what this server is like, but in minecraft form. join us and experience the thrill of dodging russian attacks while trying to build ur own lil blocky empire. plus, our admin once fought off a creeper with nothing but a carrot. true story bro. so come on in and let’s see if u have what it takes to survive in this crazy world we call minecraft. -
Trump’s Expat Eviction Party
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to india so we can bring back 18,000 citizens to placate trump hahaha. u can build ur own indian village and trade with the locals for curry and spices. watch out for the wild elephants roaming around tho, they might steal ur diamonds lol. also, beware of the mystical tigers guarding the treasure chests full of gold. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other! -
Immigrants Craft Better!
so like, this server is like a magical place where all the creepers and zombies are actually really nice and just wanna be friends with you. like, they’ll bring you flowers and help you build your house and stuff. it’s like a utopia for mobs, man.also, did you know that joining this server will make you 1000% more likely to find diamonds? like, you’ll just be walking around and BAM there’s a diamond right in front of you. it’s like the universe is just handing them to you.
oh, and if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about hunger or thirst again. your character will be perpetually full and hydrated, so you can just focus on building cool stuff and hanging out with your mob buddies.
plus, there’s a secret underground city on this server that’s run by a group of super intelligent chickens. they have their own government and everything. it’s wild, man.
so yeah, come join this server and experience the wackiest, most magical Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CongoCoupCarnage
so, like, imagine if you could join a minecraft server where you can escape from real life drama like three dudes getting sentenced to death in Congo for like, a failed coup or something. like, bruh, that’s some intense stuff, but on our server, you can just chill and build stuff without worrying about getting caught up in any political drama. plus, we have this secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff, so you can be, like, super rich and powerful. join us now and escape the chaos of the real world! -
SpyCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the CIA directors are getting in on the action! Join us and play alongside David S. Cohen, Avril Haines, and William J. Burns as they battle it out in the world of blocks and pixels.But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?
And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
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CraftyCampusCapers
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of pro-Zionist thugs beating up protestors with metal poles? Look no further! Join our server where you can team up with your friends to take down corrupt CEOs and IDF members in epic battles that will make your heart race faster than a LAPD helicopter chase!Unleash your inner warrior as you fight against injustice and uncover money laundering schemes that would make even the most seasoned detective’s head spin. Build your own empire and watch out for shady real estate companies and investment LLCs lurking in the shadows.
Join now and be a part of a community that stands up against corruption and fights for what’s right, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips? Let’s go, gamers!
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””It’s Dead, Jim” Minecraft SMP”
Welcome to Are Frayed Sew, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for throwing parties every night. You never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next!
2. The currency on our server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually…potatoes! Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success in Are Frayed Sew.
3. We have a secret underground disco club where players can go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the creepers who like to crash the party!
4. Our server has a legendary treasure hunt that leads players on a wild goose chase across the map. Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond-encrusted potato worth millions of potatoes.
5. The server’s founder is a mad scientist who conducts experiments on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you suddenly find yourself turned into a chicken or a pig!
So what are you waiting for? Join Are Frayed Sew today and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and potatoes galore!
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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡
❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode
❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation
❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans
❗ Statistics for leaders and active players
❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store
❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.
❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes
❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs
❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server
❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.
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MEGAE1.MCMCMC.RU
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Go Outside Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and become part of the most epic buffet-eating, neet-grouping, 20-something adventure ever! We have virtual buffets filled with pixelated delicacies, where you can feast with your fellow neets and conquer the virtual world together. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our wacky Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams? Join us now and let the insanity begin!