US citizens Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Trump’s Expat Eviction Party

American government, Citizens, Diplomacy, Eviction, expat, foreign policy, Government, immigration, India, Indian citizens, Indian government, Indian-Americans, international relations, Party, Politics, president trump, Relocation, repatriation, travel, trump, Trumps, united states, US, US citizens

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Buildings Constructed:	40	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Animals Bred:	76
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret portal to india so we can bring back 18,000 citizens to placate trump hahaha. u can build ur own indian village and trade with the locals for curry and spices. watch out for the wild elephants roaming around tho, they might steal ur diamonds lol. also, beware of the mystical tigers guarding the treasure chests full of gold. join now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

Immigrants Craft Better!

Craft, Crime Prevention, crime rates, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, cultural diversity, data analysis, demographic analysis, historical perspective, Immigrants, immigration, law enforcement, long term trends, policy implications, Public Safety, research findings, social integration, societal impact, statistics, study, US citizens

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

so like, this server is like a magical place where all the creepers and zombies are actually really nice and just wanna be friends with you. like, they’ll bring you flowers and help you build your house and stuff. it’s like a utopia for mobs, man.

also, did you know that joining this server will make you 1000% more likely to find diamonds? like, you’ll just be walking around and BAM there’s a diamond right in front of you. it’s like the universe is just handing them to you.

oh, and if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about hunger or thirst again. your character will be perpetually full and hydrated, so you can just focus on building cool stuff and hanging out with your mob buddies.

plus, there’s a secret underground city on this server that’s run by a group of super intelligent chickens. they have their own government and everything. it’s wild, man.

so yeah, come join this server and experience the wackiest, most magical Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CongoCoupCarnage

African politics, American citizens, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCoupCarnage, coup attempt, criminal charges, death sentence, diplomatic relations, failed coup, foreign affairs, high profile case, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, judicial process, justice system, legal consequences, Legal System, Political unrest, sentencing, US citizens

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

so, like, imagine if you could join a minecraft server where you can escape from real life drama like three dudes getting sentenced to death in Congo for like, a failed coup or something. like, bruh, that’s some intense stuff, but on our server, you can just chill and build stuff without worrying about getting caught up in any political drama. plus, we have this secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and stuff, so you can be, like, super rich and powerful. join us now and escape the chaos of the real world!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence agency, America, Avril Haines, Carnegie Endowment for International Peace, cia, Epstein, foreign nation, Government, jew, Minecraft, National Intelligence, non-partisan, Political, Propaganda, security apparatus, Server, spy agency, Spycraft, think tank, US citizens, William J. Burns, zionist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	2809	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the CIA directors are getting in on the action! Join us and play alongside David S. Cohen, Avril Haines, and William J. Burns as they battle it out in the world of blocks and pixels.

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that these CIA leaders are actually best friends with Epstein? That’s right, they helped him get a job at a think tank. Who knew the world of espionage could be so scandalous?

And don’t forget, our server is the only place where you can legally spy on and disseminate propaganda about your fellow players. It’s all in good fun, right? So come on and join us for a politically non-partisan security apparatus like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

CraftyCampusCapers

501(c)s, Alon Abishoor, arrest, Attack, attempted murder, college campuses, CraftyCampusCapers, Criminals., da, fbi, fraudulent, idf, investment LLCs., Israel, LAPD, money laundering, Mossad, pro-Zionist, real estate, thugs, ucla, US citizens, violent, wealthy family

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	8171
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ores Mined:	3994

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of pro-Zionist thugs beating up protestors with metal poles? Look no further! Join our server where you can team up with your friends to take down corrupt CEOs and IDF members in epic battles that will make your heart race faster than a LAPD helicopter chase!

Unleash your inner warrior as you fight against injustice and uncover money laundering schemes that would make even the most seasoned detective’s head spin. Build your own empire and watch out for shady real estate companies and investment LLCs lurking in the shadows.

Join now and be a part of a community that stands up against corruption and fights for what’s right, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips? Let’s go, gamers!

Funky Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

adult content, archives, Community, desuarchive, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funkg, Funky, funny, gossip, humor, imageboard, internet culture, Last week, memes, Milf, Minecraft, NSFW, smp, spooky, Spooky MILF edition, Thread, Trash, Trash thread

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a gang of zombie MILFs comes charging at you! But don’t worry, these sexy undead mamas just want to trade with you for rare items. And rumor has it, if you can defeat them in a dance-off, they’ll give you a special enchanted weapon!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Sheep Rebellion, where all the sheep on the server rise up and demand equal rights. Will you join their cause or become their woolly oppressor?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and usually does!

Never Friends Minecraft Server

acquaintances, aloof, ANONYMOUS, Bond, Communication, Companionship, Connection, detached, disassociated, distant, estranged, Friends, friendship, indifferent, loyalty, Minecraft, never be friends, relationship, Server, Social, Trust, Understanding, Unfriendly

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3017
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	77	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	3223	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they replaced all the diamonds in a player’s chest with…you guessed it, llama poop!

2. Our PvP arena is a literal circus, complete with clowns throwing pies and elephants stomping around. It’s a battle like no other, trust us.

3. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance your heart out with skeletons and creepers, it’s a blast!

4. Our admin team consists of a group of talking chickens who are always squawking about the latest gossip in the Minecraft world. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embrace the chaos. Just remember, we will never be friends anon…but we’ll definitely have a lot of fun together!

Oh no (Rossy/NXT Japan lost) Minecraft SMP

air of a champion, attendance restrictions, Champion, Customers, fill, Japan, Lost, Minecraft, NXT Japan, organizations, original plan, Rented, restrictions, Rossy Ogawa, Rossy/NXT Japan, RossyNXT, Shinkiba, Shinkiba 1stRING, smp, Struggling, Tournament, Venue, wrestling, wry smile

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ores Mined:	5955
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	278

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that can accommodate all your wildest dreams and desires? Look no further than our server! We used to easily fit 400 or 450 players, but now we have restrictions on attendance – we need at least 350 or there’s no point! But don’t worry, we’re still going strong and renting out the venue 5 or 6 more times this year. Join now and be a part of the madness – we’re “full” of fun and excitement! Who needs organizations when you can be a champion on our server? Come on in and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!

Antares.lat

Adventure, Antares, Casino, Community, Custom Economy, Economy, floating islands, Fun, Gaming, Interactive, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, online gaming, open pvp, pay to win, proximity chat, PvE, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server, SKY, Survival, Vanilla, Vip

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchantments Applied:	151	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3454	Zombie Dances:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Join Antares.lat, where survival comes to life with floating islands, an interactive casino, custom economy, and open PvP! With accessible VIP, proximity chat and a world without Pay to Win, your adventure awaits! Are you ready to conquer the sky?

152.160.162.114:25576

What the Block Minecraft Server

Animatronics, BLOCK, creepy, fear, Five Nights at Freddy’s, fnaf, Haunted, horror game, indie game, jump scares, Minecraft, Mystery, Nightmare, Scary, Server, shock, Survival, Suspense, Terror, Thriller, unexpected, unsettling, video game

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things may not be what they seem! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everything is predictable? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be in for a wild ride!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, animatronic creatures from Five Nights at Freddy’s start popping up everywhere! That’s right, we’ve merged the worlds of Minecraft and FNAF for a truly unique gaming experience. Can you survive the night and escape their clutches?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for epic dance parties and maybe even learn a move or two!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our enchanted forest where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of every block you break. Who knows what other magical creatures you’ll encounter along the way?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “T-this can’t be FNAF, what the fuck happened?”

The SMP Minecraft Crew – >all these "Vinicius is not winning…"

Awards, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, CREW, criticism, debate, deserving, discussion, football, gtAll, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, player, Potential, quotVinicius, recognition, smp, Soccer, sports, talent, Threads, vinicius, Voting, winning…quot

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you tired of seeing Vinicius not winning the Ballon D’or? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where Vinicius wins the Ballon D’or every year! That’s right, our server is blessed with magical powers that ensure Vinicius is always the top player in the world of Minecraft football. Join now and witness the epic saga of Vinicius dominating the competition and taking home the prestigious award every season. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server today and be a part of the Ballon D’or legend!

Jesus Mason Minecraft Server

Ancient mysteries, Christianity, Conspiracy Theory, divine wisdom, esoteric teachings, FREEMASON, historical figure, Jesus, Jesus Christ, mason, masonic symbolism, Minecraft, political implications, Politics, Religion, religious beliefs, religious history, sacred geometry, secret knowledge, secret society, Server, spirituality, Symbolism

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Items Found:	1418	Alien Abductions:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a whole new kind of political system – where the pigs are the rulers and the chickens are the diplomats! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can run for office as a block of dirt and pass laws that require everyone to wear pumpkin helmets at all times. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft?! Join now and experience the most absurd political landscape you’ve ever seen!

Quietest Board Minecraft SMP Shill

Board, dump the price, Escape, Internets, lmao, lol, Minecraft, Quietest, quietest board, Shill, shilling, sidelined, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t steal from your fellow players, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the admins are actually unicorns in disguise and the mobs are all secretly plotting against you. But don’t worry, because our community is full of friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand (or a diamond sword) when you need it.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, because you might just end up with a pet creeper named Steve).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the chickens bowing down to you in no time.

What are Minecraft servers like SamMc ?

advertising, begging, Chat Rules, community guidelines, Cursing, Economy, Griefing, HACKING, minecraft community, multiplayer server, no-griefing policy, online etiquette, online gaming, player interactions, racism, Respect, respectful community, rules, Server, Server Moderation, Spamming, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Some similar Minecraft servers to SamMc include: 1. Mineplex – Known for its large player base and diverse range of mini-games, Mineplex offers a vibrant community and exciting gameplay options. 2. Hypixel – Renowned for its custom minigames and unique quests, Hypixel is a popular choice for players seeking a dynamic and engaging server experience. 3. The Hive – With its focus on competitive gameplay and fast-paced action, The Hive attracts players looking for intense PvP battles and challenging obstacles. 4. CubeCraft – Featuring a variety of mini-games and creative building modes, CubeCraft appeals to players seeking both competitive and relaxed gaming experiences. 5. Lifeboat Network – Known for its survival games and role-playing servers, Lifeboat Network offers a wide range of gameplay options for players of all interests.

play.sammc.pro:19295

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, height, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla, width

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Star Shards Collected:	228
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

meth.vanilla-box.ru