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CraftyPrisoner420
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the russians will want to join! we have so many cool things like flying pigs and talking cows. one time, a player got detained in russia for having too many diamonds in their inventory. but don’t worry, we broke them out with a team of ninja llamas. join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos! -
SpycraftMC Server
so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in minecraft, building a sick castle and taming some wolves, when BAM! you get arrested by the russian government for espionage. like, what even is that?join our server and experience the thrill of being falsely accused of being a spy by a foreign country. build your own jail cell and try to escape before you get sentenced to 15 years in prison.
but wait, there’s more! you can also team up with other players to start a secret spy agency and gather intel on your enemies. who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a plot to take over the world with diamond swords and creepers.
so come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate minecraft espionage experience. just watch out for those pesky russian spies, they’re everywhere!
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WestBankWarrior Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the israeli military is on a rampage in the west bank! we got explosions, chaos, and maybe even some american casualties! if you want a server with non-stop action and drama, this is the place to be! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! -
CraftyCopClash
come join our epic minecraft server where the only violence is against creepers not police officers! we promise no detentions in russia, only detentions in our pixelated dungeons if you break the rules. but dont worry, our dungeons have wifi and free snacks! plus, our staff are all trained in the ancient art of minecraft karate so you know you’ll be safe. so come on down and join the fun, we promise you’ll have a blast! -
SettlerSlayin’LegDay
Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even the Israeli forces can’t handle it? Picture this: you’re peacefully protesting against settlement expansion in the West Bank, when BAM! You get shot in the leg by the military. But hey, at least you can respawn on our server and keep on building epic structures! Join now for a wild ride filled with adrenaline-pumping action and crazy adventures. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? Let’s goooo! -
Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)! -
NickNameNerd Minecraft SMP
Looking for a server where the nicknames are as wild as the players? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players with names like “CreeperQueen69” and “DiamondDiva420” strutting their stuff in the virtual world. Join us for a chance to come up with your own hilarious nickname and see if you can outshine the rest!Rumor has it that one player once changed their nickname to “ChickenNuggetGod” and suddenly all the chickens on the server started bowing down to them. Another player went by the name “TNTMaster2000” and accidentally blew up their entire base…twice! The nicknames on our server are more than just a label, they’re a way of life.
So come on over and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next legendary player with a nickname that will go down in Minecraft history. Just remember, the crazier the nickname, the more epic the adventures!
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BlockyNightmares
disturbing online communities, disturbing online content, disturbing subreddits, disturbing communities, creepy subredditsAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival, here you’ll be navigating through llama politics and drama. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with evil chickens plotting to take over the world. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before! -
ExeosCraft: Where even creepers are fierce advocates for LGBTQ+ rights! Version 1.21!
Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your moneyโany donations we receive go entirely to charity. ๐ Why Choose Us?
๐ Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! ๐ซ Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise. ๐ Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. ๐ Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. ๐ค Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting. ๐ฎ Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players! ๐ Our Features:
๐ Permanent World All builds are kept forever ๐ Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means ๐พ Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight ๐ก Land Claim Protect all your precious builds ๐ช McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency ๐ฐ Strong Economy Thriving player economy ๐ Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards ๐ Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard ๐ณ๏ธ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature! Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. Youโll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link: youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU
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MENA Manly Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the MENA male being brainwashed by western propaganda and turning into sissies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and embark on a hilarious journey to save the MENA male from the clutches of sissification!On our server, you’ll have the chance to engage in epic battles against evil western influencers who are trying to turn our MENA brothers into soy latte-drinking, avocado toast-eating softies. Use your Minecraft skills to build fortresses, gather resources, and defeat the sissies once and for all!
But that’s not all – we also have special quests where you can rescue MENA males from the grips of toxic masculinity and teach them the ways of true manliness. From beard-growing competitions to camel racing tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So come join us and be a part of the epic quest to save the MENA male from western propaganda and sissification. Who knew Minecraft could be so manly?