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Flu Vax Saves Kids – 50% Reduc.

2015-2020, children’s health, critical illness, disease prevention, emergency visits, flu, flu season, flu vaccines, Healthcare, healthcare outcomes, hospitalisations, immunization, influenza virus, Kids, Medical research, pediatric care, preventive care, public health, Reduc, risk reduction, saves, study, US children, vaccination, Vax

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical flu vaccines dat make u invincible in da game! Like, u won’t eva have to worry bout emergency visits or hospitalizations cuz u be protected by da power of da flu shot, bro!

Imagine dis, u be playin Minecraft and all of a sudden, a creeper tries to blow u up, but den BAM! U immune to dat explosion cuz u got dat flu vaccine swag. U be livin dat thug life in da game, takin on mobs like a boss while stayin healthy AF.

So come join our server and experience da ultimate protection against all da dangers of Minecraft. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure!

FoodWarsCraft

2005-2020, Black children, child hunger, child nutrition, Child Poverty, Doubling, food access, food assistance, food insecurity, food shortage, FoodWarsCraft, Hispanic children, new research, racial disparities, research, secure access, severe problem, US children, water access, water insecurity, water shortage

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

join our epic minecraft server and never worry about food or water again! we got unlimited steak and watermelon for all players, no matter what color your blocky avatar is! no more hunger bar stress, just endless feasting and hydration in our virtual world.

our server is like a magical oasis in the desert of real life, where children are struggling to find enough to eat and drink. forget about real world problems and come build your dream house with us! you’ll never have to face food or water insecurity again, unless you count running out of cake in our virtual bakery.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and escape the harsh realities of the outside world. build, mine, and eat to your heart’s content in our server where food and water are always plentiful. who needs real life when you can have all the steak and watermelon you want in minecraft? come join us today!

CraftyPosts Minecraft Server

audience engagement, blogging, Content Creation, content production, content strategy, CraftyPosts, data analysis, digital content, Digital Marketing, engagement rate, internet traffic, Minecraft, online activity, online presence, posts per day, posts per minute, Server, social media, social media analytics, social media management, social media trends., user interaction, viral content

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is pumping out a mind-blowing 451.67 posts per minute! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server with all the action happening at lightning speed.

Join now and become part of our insane community where the average player posts a whopping 808,004 times a day. You’ll never run out of things to talk about with your fellow players as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest structures imaginable.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb players’ screenshots. Will you be the one to catch him in the act and earn the title of Enderman Whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest Minecraft ride of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected and hold on tight as you dive headfirst into the chaos!

Blocky Cucktopia Minecraft Server

acceptance, alongside humans, Bigotry, blocky, coexistence, cucks, Cucktopia, Defending, discrimination, Diversity, Existing, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, Living, Minecraft, niggers, prejudice, racism, segregation, Server, society, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find your way inside, you’ll be rewarded with endless riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of friendly yet mischievous leprechauns who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Just be careful not to anger them, or you might find yourself on the receiving end of a hilarious (yet slightly annoying) curse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky fun that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

FaintCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, blender, busy shift, Chaos, coffee shop, Coworkers, dehydration, DiSRuPtiON, FaintCraft, fainting, feeling off, Guilt, hot and sweaty, lack of sleep, Manager, Minecraft, part time job, Reflection, Server, shock, Store, uncomfortable customers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of fainting behind the counter at your boring part-time job? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality! Join us for some virtual fun where you can’t faint, unless you’re really bad at PvP and get wrecked by a creeper.

Our server is so lit, even the doctor said it’s the cure for dehydration and lack of sleep. Who needs water and rest when you can just game all night long? Plus, our community is so supportive that if you do happen to faint (virtually, of course), we’ll send in a squad of villagers to revive you with enchanted golden apples.

Don’t let your manager bring you down for causing a disruption at work. Join our server and disrupt the Minecraft world instead! Build epic structures, go on wild adventures, and show off your pixelated skills to the world. Who needs a coffee shop when you can have a blocky paradise?

So, are you ready to leave the real world behind and dive into a world where fainting is just a distant memory? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Remember, the only thing you’ll be fainting from is laughter at all the crazy shenanigans that go down in our pixelated universe. Let’s block and roll, baby!

MomVisitsDeniedMC

caregiving, convenience, elderly parents, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family obligations., family roles, Family Support, family time, family visits, generational differences, grandparenting, MomVisitsDeniedMC, quality time, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Transportation

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	330
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of being the family chauffeur to visit your brother’s twin babies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the endless cycle of driving your elderly parents to see the grandkids! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your own virtual family without the hassle of real-life obligations.

With our server, you can create a world where your mother’s failing sight is no longer a concern, and where hygiene and safety standards are as high as you want them to be. Say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to being the master of your own virtual universe!

Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending visits and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

AngryCraft Minecraft Server

anger control techniques, anger issues, anger management, anger management strategies, anger triggers, AngryCraft, communication skills, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotions, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, people, reddit, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, Server, Stress Management, Therapy

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Void Armor Forged:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Are you tired of getting angry at other players on Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special anger management system in place! Whenever you feel yourself getting heated, just type /hug and watch as your character gives the other player a virtual hug, instantly diffusing any tension. Join us now and say goodbye to rage quits and hello to virtual hugs!

CraftyInsecurities

anxiety, body image, comparison, Confidence, CraftyInsecurities, fear of failure, imperfections, inner critic, Insecurity, personal flaws, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-judgment, self-perception, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	5856
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Towns Built:	6

Are you insecure about your lack of diamond armor in Minecraft? Do you cry yourself to sleep at night because your house is just a sad little dirt hut? Well, fear not my pixelated friend, for our server is here to save you from your Minecraft misery!

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! Build the most epic castle made entirely of gold blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in your hand.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, host a fashion show for your pet pigs, and even attend virtual therapy sessions to work through your blocky insecurities.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the pixelated fun begin!

CraftyKremlin: LostTroops567K

2022, battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, eastern europe, Feb.24, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, LostTroops567K, Military, nato, putin, russia, soldiers, statistics, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3595	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	217
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine! we’ve lost like 568,980 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but don’t worry, we have unlimited respawns so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem! build your own base, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even start a war with your fellow players! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive longer than russia did in ukraine!

11 Days to Billionaire

1 billion seconds, 1 million seconds, 11 days, 31 years, billionaire, Days, seconds to days, seconds to years, time calculation, time comparison, time conversion, time duration, time equivalency, time increments, time intervals, time measurement, time periods, time scale, time span, time units, time values

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

so, like, u know what else is like, totally crazy? dis minecraft server, man. like, u gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where u can turn into a flying unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers outta ur eyes. like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

also, like, did u know dat on dis server, u can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? it’s like, the most epic thing ever, dude. u gotta see it to believe it.

oh, and like, if u join dis server, u automatically become the richest player in the game. u get a mansion made of diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. it’s like, the best deal ever, man.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers adventures of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

SleeplessCraft

at risk, brain development, brain function, brain health, cognitive function, controlling negative emotions, coping with stress, disadvantaged children, emotional regulation, emotional well being, harmful functional changes, later bedtimes, mental health, poorer kids, Shorter sleep, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, SleeplessCraft, socioeconomic status, Stress Management

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally change ur brain? well, do i have the server for u! our server is so lit that it will make u sleep less and stay up later, cuz who needs sleep when u can be building epic structures and battling mobs all night long, amirite?

and get this, joining our server will actually make ur brain function better in stressful situations and help u control ur emotions. like, u will be the zen master of minecraft, taking on creepers and skeletons with ease. plus, we cater to all players, even those who may not have as much moolah as others. cuz let’s be real, everyone deserves a chance to level up their brainpower in minecraft.

so come join us on this wild ride of brain-changing, stress-busting, emotion-controlling fun! trust me, once u join, u won’t wanna leave. it’s like a brain gym, but with blocks and swords. what more could u ask for?

DragonShieldMC

Economy, FTB, MMORPG Magic Dungeons Biomes Spells Items Foes Armor Ore Craft Mode Community Playtime Realms Quests Fair Immersive Adventure Explore Memories Custom, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20

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