US-Canada Energy Trade Minecraft Servers

Us-Canada Energy Trade

  • TariffCraft: Power Struggle!

    TariffCraft: Power Struggle!

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    The Shadowed Realms of Ontario: Tariffs & Terrors

    Welcome, brave wanderers, to the Ontario Tariff Terror Pit, where perplexing energies clash in a realm fueled by unseen forces and questionable economic strategies! Do you dare to traverse this realm where the government’s power grid is a spider web, ensnaring the unsuspecting? Here, things are not what they seem, and whispers of financial chaos float through the air like phantoms on a moonless night.


    Introduction: Beyond the Veil of Normalcy

    Have you ever pondered why the winds howl differently in Ontario? What if I told you it’s not the weather but the imminent imposition of bewildering power tariffs that could send shockwaves through three unfortunate US states? Yes, that’s right! The very fabric of reality is teetering on a knife’s edge, balanced precariously between frivolous tariffs and unprecedented rebellion. Buckle up!


    Unsettling Features of This Server (Subject to Spontaneous Mutation)

      • Tariff-Magnifying Glasses: Peering into the life of tariffs, where every dollar feels like a sword fight between disembodied tariffs and blurry states!
      • Chaos Dimension Portal: A dark rift that randomly generates new players from alternate realities where electricity doesn’t exist. Can they survive in a world devoid of Minecraft?
      • Government Ghosts: Encounter spectral bureaucrats who offer cryptic advice on avoiding tariffs while drinking unfeasible amounts of coffee.
      • Reparations Room: Trade your items for imaginary currency and experience the bewildering thrill of negotiating with your dual self in alternate timelines!

    Contradictory Testimonials from the Shadows

      • “Last week, I was in the Granule Caves when I stumbled upon a troll explaining the tariff crisis. I didn’t catch all of it, but I think it involved potatoes?” – Lost in Noobland
      • This server was a blast! Until Ontario started demanding tolls for water supply to my base. Who do they think they are?!” – Confused and Angry Survivor

    Frequently Quizzed Mysteries (Your Mind Entrapment Section)

      • Why does Ontario enforce tariffs on power? “Because it’s part of a grand cosmic dance between reality and absurdity.” This answer solves nothing.

      • Will I lose my stuff if I join? “Only if you believe in the two-sided coin theory of currency exchange.” Still confused? You should be.

      • Is Ontario really a state? “Who’s counting?” A classic non-answer.

    The Unspoken Legends of the Server

    This server is rumored to have been banned in twelve countries, yet no one knows whose countries they were! Some say it’s because we unraveled the economic threads of a trans-dimensional power grid from the fabric of space-time itself. Others whisper that it’s due to a salt-powered energy revolution initiated by rogue players brewing “Mojang’s Revenge.” Who can tell?


    Secret Features and Hidden Absurdities

    Dare we mention Secret Power Blocks, which grant players the power to strip entire biomes of their energy? That doesn’t sound right… or does it? Join at your own peril and discover what lurks behind the echoing winds.


    Call to Action: Join Us or Be Left in the Electric Dark!

    Are you ready to unravel the perplexing nature of power tariffs while crafting your reality into a nonsensical tapestry of chaos? You may find yourself questioning everything and nothing—a reality within a reality. Join Ontario’s Tariff Terror Pit—where each block broken might break your sanity. Trust me; you’ll WANT to click join—or will you?

    Embrace the absurd, feel the charges of uncertainty electrify your very soul. Your adventure awaits—if you dare!

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  • The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

    The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

    Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

    But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

    So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

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  • ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

    ⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

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    Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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    Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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    Server advantages:

    1. No lags

    2. No donation bytes

    3. Friendly admins

    4. Constant updates

    5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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    Survival:

    ➤ Football (/football)

    ➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

    ➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

    ➤ Weapons (/guns)

    ➤ Transport (/vehicles)

    ➤ Pets (/pets)

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings)

    ➤ Duels (/duel)

    ➤ Sex (/sex)

    ➤ Clans (/clan)

    ➤ Weddings (/marry)

    ➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

    ➤ Friends (/friends)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Dance (/dance)

    ➤ Spit (/spit)

    ➤ Private (/region)

    ➤ Tops (/tops)

    ➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

    ➤ Date head database (/headdb)

    ➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

    ➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

    ➤ Report-System (/report)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

    ➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

    ➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

    ➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

    ➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

    ➤ Economy (Currency)

    ➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

    ➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

    ➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

    ➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

    ➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

    ➤ In-game console (/console)

    ➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

    ➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

    ➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

    ➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

    ➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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    Anarchy:

    ➤ Airdrops

    ➤ Mystics

    ➤ Caches

    ➤ Relics

    ➤ Spheres

    ➤ Blocks with private

    ➤ Items at lvl X

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ Buyer (/seller)

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

    ➤ Quests (/quests)

    ➤ Whales (/kit)

    ➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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    SkyBlock:

    ➤ Auction (/ah)

    ➤ Automine (/warp mine)

    ➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

    ➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

    ➤ Menu (/menu)

    ➤ Shop (/shop)

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  • Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

    Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

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    Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!

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  • Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

    Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

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    Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!

    But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!

    If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to Chopper & Carrot, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and giant carrots. They rode a chopper made out of diamonds and carrots, soaring through the sky and battling evil mobs with their trusty carrot sword.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic carrot races, where you ride giant carrots through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Carrot Champion. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground carrot farm where you can grow your own magical carrots with special powers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Chopper & Carrot today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Golden Carrot hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

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  • Becky’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

    Becky’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

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    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and dark meat (not the chicken kind, if you catch our drift). Becky, our resident adventurer, stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mobs that make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

    But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of Steve riding a llama to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a villager trade, come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even enjoy some dark meat along the way. Just watch out for Becky – rumor has it she’s still hoarding all the diamonds for herself.

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  • TimberCraft

    TimberCraft

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    Welcome to TimberCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay:

    1. Custom Ranking System – Climb the ranks and showcase your achievements.

    2. Level System – Progress and unlock rewards as you play.

    3. Shop – Buy and sell items to build your empire.

    4. Gambling – Test your luck and win big!

    5. Player Auctions – Trade rare items with other players.

    TimberCraft.bestmc.fun

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  • The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through our epic custom-built spawn made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare flying pig soaring through the sky.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. XD

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  • Int Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

    Int Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

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    Are you tired of boring, peaceful Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms peacefully? Well, look no further than our server, where drama is always brewing and alliances are constantly shifting!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being on edge, never knowing who will betray you next or when a prank war will break out. Our players are always seething with excitement, ready to stir up chaos at a moment’s notice.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society that you can join if you prove your worth. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and unpredictable world. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

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