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BorderBlock Minecraft Server

border killings, border security, border violence, BorderBlock, bus passengers, Cartel, cartel violence, convictions, crime, criminal convictions, criminal justice, drug cartel, gunmen, Justice, justice served, killings, mass murder, Mexican cartel, mexico, Minecraft, Server, us border, violence

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of banditos. we got 11 cartel gunmen who are actually really good at building stuff, like they built a whole town out of blocks. they even made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, it’s lit af.

come join us and help us fight off the bus passengers who keep trying to invade our server. they keep trying to steal our diamonds and blow up our houses, but we ain’t havin’ none of that. we’ll show them who’s boss with our epic pvp skills and TNT cannons.

plus, we got tacos. lots and lots of tacos. and margaritas. and donkeys wearing sombreros. it’s a fiesta all day, every day on this server. so what are you waiting for, vamanos! join us now and let’s have a blast together! 🌮🍹🎉

The Border Block Party: Where Minecraft meets international diplomacy!

BLOCK, border, border control, border expansion, Canada, cross-border relations, Demographic Shifts, Diplomacy, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, government policy, immigration, International, international relations, meets, Minecraft, national security, North America, Party, political implications, population absorption, population redistribution, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, us border

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have taken the concept of border expansion to a whole new level! Imagine a world where the US decides to extend its border 5 miles north and just absorb 90% of Canada’s population – that’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the political implications of this outrageous scenario. Will there be a Canadian resistance movement? Will maple syrup become the new currency? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – it’s going to be a BLAST!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with merging two countries in Minecraft form. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of this new hybrid nation!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	157
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Pfizer’s Fun Minecraft Server

Fun, Healthcare, Medicine, Minecraft, Pfizer, Pfizer collaboration, Pfizer contributions, Pfizer funding, Pfizer initiatives, Pfizer medications, Pfizer news, Pfizer partnership, Pfizer products, Pfizer research, Pfizer sponsorship, Pfizer support, Pfizer updates, Pfizer vaccines, Pfizers, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceuticals, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, brought to you by Pfizer! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by magical Viagra blocks that will make your builds stand tall and proud. No more tiny houses for you!

2. The mobs on our server have all been vaccinated by Pfizer, so you don’t have to worry about catching any weird diseases while exploring.

3. Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle the evil boss, Dr. Fauci, and his army of vaccine-resistant zombies. Can you defeat them and save the world?

4. We have a special potion shop where you can buy potions that will give you superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to fly. Just don’t drink too many or you might start seeing Pfizer’s logo everywhere.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other, thanks to Pfizer!

Honest Explanation Minecraft SMP

Apartheid, Beliefs, billionaire, cognitive dissonance, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, deep state, Explanation, Honest, Hypocrisy, ketamine addict, latin references, Minecraft, Misinformation, new world order, political ideologies, political manipulation, Propaganda, Satanism, smp, societal divisions, societal issues, truth-seeking, Voting

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to be part of a community led by a ketamine-addicted billionaire who believes he’s fighting the deep state and satanism with his Latin references.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a secret society of llamas plotting world domination. And did we mention the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a mix of conspiracy theories, ketamine-fueled adventures, and llamas with a thirst for power? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, BLOCK, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, item builds, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, Party, salt mine, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Towns Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, Chat, cybersex, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying Forums, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Ideas, Roleplaying Scenarios, seduction, smp, Stepfather Edition, taboo

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Love Letters Sent:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, anaphylactic shock, coping mechanisms, depression, divine intervention, emotional struggle, Failed, FAITH, Gratitude, life-changing event, mental health, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, overcoming obstacles, peanut allergy, personal growth, Recovery, resilience, second chance, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, pants, Shit, shoot, Shoot Pants Embarrassing Accident Humor Funny Oops Messy Regret Awkward Unfortunate Mishap Hilarious Mistake Embarrassment Regretful Comical Blunder Faux pas Oops moment, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	1858	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

Auto-mine, BUILD, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fight, Fly, Free Donations, Game Currency, Hardcore, Leaderboards, MONEY, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, ONLINE, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, R4GELAND, RPG, Russian, Shops, Skills, Survival, trampolines, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7653
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Emeralds Found:	1345
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5785	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zombie Dances:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, anime annihilation, anime apocalypse, anime destruction, anime elimination, anime eradication, anime extermination, anti-anime, cultural impact, destroy, Destruction, end of anime, entertainment industry, good of mankind, Humanity, Mankind, Media influence, Minecraft, must be destroyed, Server, societal harm, society

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Emeralds Found:	2136
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mines Excavated:	4840
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Potions Brewed:	94
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Farms Harvested:	185	Players Killed by Monsters:	8485

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

Alisson, Brazil, Brazils, competitive team, Coutinho, expensive, Firmino, football, international competition, Marquinhos, Minecraft, national team, neymar, Nowt, Players, Seleção, smp, Soccer, south america, SQUADS, talented squad, Tite, top players, World Cup

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	272
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	8020	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Divine Spears Created:	30
Dragon Eggs Found:	2860	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

arousal, body sensations, Climax, Crafty, edging, Finishing, legs ache, Minecraft, orgasm, physical discomfort, Pleasure, self-control, Server, sexual activity, sexual endurance, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual technique, sexual wellness, Stamina, tip, Tipsters

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	4019
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!