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Blocky Shootout Fun Land
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like being in a real life mass shooting but without the danger, ya know? like, 7% of our players have been on the scene where 4 or more people were shot, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna get hurt, unless u fall in lava or something lol. plus, 2% of our players have been “injured” in a mass shooting, but again, it’s all fun and games here. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of surviving a virtual mass shooting, it’s a blast! no pun intended π #minecraftmadness #virtualviolence -
MuscleCraft: Weight Loss Edition
so like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit it will make ur muscles grow like u been hittin the gym 24/7? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got this crazy drug that reverses muscle loss in mice and we gonna add it to the game so u can be swole af while u mine and build and stuff.imagine ur character in minecraft getting jacked just by playing on our server. u gonna be the envy of all the other players, trust me. plus, u gonna be so strong u can take on any mob that comes ur way without breaking a sweat.
come join us on this epic minecraft server and watch ur muscles grow bigger and bigger with every block u break. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out on all the gains u gonna make.
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Penguin Divorce Court – Kids Edition
so, like, this server is like the penguin of minecraft servers, ya know? like, we got penguins and stuff, but not just any penguins. these penguins are like, super smart and they can build stuff and mine diamonds and all that jazz.and get this, these penguins don’t mate for life! they’re like the players on this server, always looking for a new adventure and a new friend to play with. the divorce rate on this server is like, 10 times higher than in real life, but that just means there’s more penguins to hang out with, right?
so if you’re looking for a wild and crazy time with some penguins who are always down for a good time, then you gotta join this server. plus, the kids on this server are like, super cute and always causing mischief. it’s a real party over here, so come join the fun!
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CraftyLove: Dating Difficulty Upgrade
Are you tired of the dating scene being harder than finding diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and find your player 2 in no time, because love is just a creeper explosion away.Our server is so magical, it’s like finding a rare enchanted golden apple in a dungeon chest. With our unique matchmaking algorithm, you’ll be paired up with your perfect pixelated partner in no time. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword?
Forget about swiping left or right, on our server you’ll be swiping up to build the perfect date night spot. From romantic pixelated sunsets to cozy pixel art cafes, the possibilities are endless. And hey, if things don’t work out, you can always blame it on a lag spike.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the love potions flow. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. Love is in the air, along with the smell of freshly mined ores.
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VeggieCraft – Ageless Adventures
LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE TURN CARROTS INTO DIAMONDS AND MAKE COWS DO THE MACARENA!IF U WANNA STAY YOUNG FOREVER, THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE! OUR PLANT-BASED DIETS WILL LITERALLY TURN BACK THE CLOCK ON UR BIOLOGICAL AGING!
WE GOT A NATIONAL STUDY THAT SAYS SO! AMERICA KNOWS WHAT’S UP!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR SOME WACKY FUN AND NEVER GROW OLD AGAIN! YOLO, AMIRITE?!
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BoomerCraft Vision Impairment Fun
Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool grandmas and grandpas hang out, right? And get this, 19% of them have dementia because they can’t see so good! like, they be walkin’ into walls and stuff, it’s wild!Join our server and help guide these poor old folks around, show ’em how to build a sick castle or mine for diamonds. Plus, you’ll get to hear some crazy stories from back in the day when they were young and hip. Trust me, it’s a hoot!
So come on down to our server and be a hero to these visually impaired seniors. Who knows, maybe they’ll even share their secret recipe for the best cookies in the world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
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EpicLossAgeClocksMC
hey u! yes u! r u an adult aged 33 to 44? do u wanna slow down ur aging process? well, do i have the perfect solution for u! join our minecraft server and experience the loss of a family member in-game to unlock the secret to eternal youth! our researchers say that this is the key to staying young forever! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to cheat death and look fabulous while doing it! join now and say goodbye to wrinkles and hello to a brand new you! -
ClimateCraft: Wildfire & Heat! π₯πΏ
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest weather events you’ve ever seen! we got wildfires, extreme heat, and who knows what else! republicans and democrats alike can come together and agree that our weather is out of control! if you’ve ever been impacted by a crazy weather event, you’ll fit right in here. so come on down and experience the chaos for yourself! -
greeffalle Minecraft server
Come to our grief server, there are super things, super shields, super potions, etc. Cheap donation and kind admins and helpers, to become a helper, moderator, curator you need to be in the VK group, discord.
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STAYMINE π₯ Anarchic CHAOS, Vanilla, Classic! Minecraft server
StayMine is a unique Minecraft game project, an unforgettable pastime, thoughtful systems and hardcore. We donβt use a lot of donation ads; the players and their emotions are most important to us. You can connect to the project from version 1.17 to 1.20.2. But our main core is always the latest, so new items and mobs from 1.20.2 work. We’ll also show you the latest animations, you’ll definitely love them (just start digging)!
Our project has developed several modes:
Survival is a survival server that combines classic and original survival. The server has unique and important features that add convenience and excitement to the game. The server economy is stable, and the donation system is balanced, providing opportunities for decorative changes that do not affect the economy. We have a convenient warp system with the ability to earn money and organize it by category. Thanks to new animations, our players can expect even more exciting moments. PVP is an integral part of our server, so we adhere to a system of fair battles without restarts.
Vanilla is a standalone server mode that closely matches the original Minecraft experience without the need for territory private plugins. Here you can play as in a single-player game, with the ability to survive together and find each other by coordinates. There are no donations in Vanilla mode, all players are treated on an equal footing, and we provide robust anti-cheat protection to ensure fair play.
Anarchic Chaos is a regime where there are no rules or restrictions. Here you can fully unleash your freedom and experiment. We created our own unique crafts, and also allowed dynamite and all cheats, which allows you to get unlimited resources and opportunities. Complete chaos awaits you: griefing, cheating and battles with other players will become an integral part of your journey. Prepare for the unpredictability and endless possibilities of Anarchic Chaos!
Interested? Then we are waiting for you on our project. Recommended version for the game: 1.20+
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