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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 4323 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 25 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.