Urology MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

Pain, urinary tract infection, burning urination, Medical advice, health concern

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

reproductive health, Urology, testicular pain, Testicular Torsion, testicular torsion awareness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

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VasectomyVibesMC SMP

smp, emotional impact, male sterilization, long-term effects, satisfaction

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

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BlockBusterBalls

physical injury, sports injury, genital injury, male anatomy, traumatic event

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!

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KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

passing kidney stones, kidney stone symptoms, thrill ride, Eastern Iowa, kidney health

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

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AnalogProstateExamCraft

prostate health, Urology, prostate cancer detection, prostate exam guidelines, prostate cancer awareness

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

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Cam’s Bird Sanctuary: Where Parrots Rule and PVP is for the Birds! 1.21 Economy Server with Custom Claims and End Adventures!

seamless experience, YOU HAVE A SAY, Birds, Custom, fast-growing community

DISCORD	https://discord.gg/camsproject
Server IP	camsproject.com

Overview:

CALLING ALL PLAYERS – Are you looking for a brand new server? We are extremely fresh, and consistently making custom changes, you will see nowhere else!

An Like-No-Other claims system, that you have full control over.
EARNABLE RANKING SYSTEM! Receive perks !
Toggle FLYING in claims!
Elytras & End Active.
YOU HAVE A SAY – We are in our first version. Every change made is dependent on YOU!
We are extremely motivated to make a seamless, less type-to-play experience!
ProjectCash – An Exclusive system, where the server is not dependent on ECO.

Be apart of a fast-growing community! Join today. camsproject.com

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server new?	Yes, the server is extremely fresh and constantly making unique custom changes.
Do players have control over the claims system?	Yes, players have full control over the unique claims system.
Are there earnable ranking systems?	Yes, players can earn ranks and receive perks.
Can players toggle flying in claims?	Yes, players can toggle flying in their claims.
Is the community growing?	Yes, the server is part of a fast-growing community.
What is ProjectCash?	ProjectCash is an exclusive system where the server is not dependent on ECO.

BritsCraft Minecraft Server

Monarchy, founding fathers, control, Treaty of Paris, power

Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding! Who needs history lessons when you can battle zombies with laser swords and ride unicorns into battle? Trust us, you won’t regret joining this server – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even winning the war of independence with a team of llamas armed with water balloons!

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YeehawCraft SMP: Americans Were Right

smp, Salary Cap, PARITY, Tension, AMERICANS

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a salary cap to ensure that no one can just buy their way to victory like in soccer! That’s right, no diamond-studded armor here, you gotta earn your way to the top.

But wait, there’s more! We have playoffs to keep the action going until the very end. No early finishes here, folks. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with blocks.

And don’t worry if you’re starting off as the weakest player, our draft system allows you to pick up some big talents and potentially catch up to the big dogs. Of course, it doesn’t always work out, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s see who will reign supreme in this blocky world!

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ExBand-It Minecraft Server

PROFESSIONAL, Upset, fragile, refund, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like this wild wedding story, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of encountering your high school ex as the lead singer of the band at your wedding! Will you kick them out like the OP did, or will you let them serenade you with their sweet melodies? The choice is yours!

But beware, just like the OP’s wife, other players may not understand your actions and may accuse you of still having feelings for your ex. Will you be able to navigate through the drama and come out on top?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a wedding with an unexpected ex appearance, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

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