Urology Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

burning sensation, burning urination, dick, discomfort, genital discomfort, genital infection, genital issue, health concern, Medical advice, medical diagnosis, medical help, medical question, Minecraft, Pain, penis infection, penis problem, Server, sexual health, Trouble, urinary issue, urinary tract infection, Urology, uti, yeast infection

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

BALLZ, blocky, emergency surgery, genital pain, male anatomy, medical emergency, Minecraft, reproductive health, scrotal pain, Server, severe pain, swelling, testicular health, testicular pain, Testicular Torsion, testicular torsion awareness, testicular torsion causes, testicular torsion diagnosis, testicular torsion prevention, testicular torsion symptoms, testicular torsion treatment, twisted testicle, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mines Excavated:	3685
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

VasectomyVibesMC SMP

Contraception, Decision making, emotional impact, Family Planning, Fatherhood, fertility, long-term effects, male sterilization, medical procedure, mens health, permanent birth control, personal experience, post-surgery recovery, regret, reproductive health, satisfaction, sexual health, smp, surgical procedure, Urology, vasectomy, VasectomyVibesMC

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	128156	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	841
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

BlockBusterBalls

BlockBusterBalls, emergency room visit, genital injury, genital trauma, groin injury, male anatomy, medical emergency, painful accident, painful experience, physical injury, reproductive health, scrotum injury, sensitive area, sports accident, sports injury, testicle injury, testicular pain, testicular trauma, traumatic event, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	New Chunks Explored:	654495
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2785
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!

KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

amusement park, amusement park rides, amusement ride, doctor’s advice, Eastern Iowa, health, kidney health, kidney stone, kidney stone pain, kidney stone prevention, kidney stone relief, kidney stone symptoms, kidney stone treatment, KidneyStoneRodeo, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, natural remedies, passing kidney stones, Safety, Server, stone removal, thrill ride, Urology

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7250
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	16

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

AnalogProstateExamCraft

analog test, AnalogProstateExamCraft, digital prostate exam, digital rectal exam, Healthcare, medical procedure, mens health, prostate cancer awareness, prostate cancer detection, prostate cancer prevention, prostate cancer screening, prostate exam frequency, prostate exam guidelines, prostate exam procedure, prostate exam recommendations, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health awareness, prostate health check, prostate screening, Urology

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchantments Applied:	295	Animals Bred:	191
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

Zombie Lynx Gaming

Bedwars, Creative, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Skyblock, Bedwars, Survival, Creative, Great place for friends to hang out and have a good time. Everyone is welcome

play.zlg.gg

🌌 Parallel [Semi-Vanilla SMP] {Public} {1.20+} {Multiworld Exploration} {Custom Terrain}

#youtube, 1201server, 1201smp, 120server, 120smp, 120vanilla, Adventure, Antigrief, Antitheft, Community, Customstructures, Customterrain, Customworld, Datapacks, Discord, Eulacompliant, Experience, Exploration, Friendly, Multiworld, Plugins, Portals, PvE, Pvesurvival, Rifts, Semivanilla, smp, Survival, Survivalmultiplayer, Universe, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	8926	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Discord for more info/announcements: https://discord.parallelmc.org

Looking for a server that lets you explore like never before? Welcome to Parallel, a semi-vanilla SMP where players can travel through rifts between worlds in order to face great dangers, explore uncharted territory, and collect gleaming treasure. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored. 🌌 Parallel [Semi-Vanilla SMP] {Public} {1.20+} {Multiworld Exploration} {Custom Terrain} Minecraft Server

Server Features:

🌌 Parallel [Semi-Vanilla SMP] {Public} {1.20+} {Multiworld Exploration} {Custom Terrain} Minecraft Server

Server Rules:

No griefing/looting (staff can roll back damages)No hacking (our anticheat mitigates hacked clients)Be respectful & use common sense when interacting with other players through chat and gameplayDon’t cause excessive lag (tick farms, too many mobs, etc.)PVP is not allowed unless all involved parties consent to itA fuller set of rules can be found on our Discord server!

Server IP = play.parallelmc.org

For more info, including a full set of rules and additional specifics about how our server is customized, join our Discord server: https://discord.parallelmc.org

play.parallelmc.org

Kalif

Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Runes Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

welcome, i Kalif its just normal survival server. we have plugins for survival. discord: https://discord.gg/YVkBhJan6w join now! mc.kalif.fun:25583

51.68.21.105:25583

Varsk

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dimension Hops:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
New Chunks Explored:	334735	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

A Modded Political RP Survival server, take control of a province within the Republic of Varsk, govern your affairs, or run for Federal office!

Serve your Citizens in a provincial legislature, run for Parliament, or even serve in cabinet! Or just chill in the middle of nowhere on a farm, the choice is yours!

Whatever you want your path to be, a farmer from nowhere, a former guerilla fighter trying to adjust, or one who never laid down their arms, its yours to forge. So what are you waiting for, Join Today!

(Modpack is only available on the Discord server and membership in the DC is required to be able to vote and/or hold office)

Varsk.modded.fun

Solar Network

KitPvP, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crops Grown:	7098	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Solar Network is a Minecraft Network offering an unique and joyful multiplayer experience! Our current gamemodes include: KitPvP , with more soon to come! Vote for our server to help it reach new heights in the Minecraft community!

solarnetwork.gg

Happy Cubes

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Potions Brewed:	119
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	1260
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Happy Cubes is an Ultra Hardcore SMP. But what does Ultra Hardcore mean? Server was created for those, who think that normal survival is too easy. It provides features that make the gameplay challenging and more interesting. If you want to check your Minecraft skills, grab a pack of friends or join alone and face the Ultra Hardcore!

Server features:

Hardcore Lives – Each player starts the game with 5 lives. Lose life when you die. You can trade lives with other players or buy additional using items in game. If you lose all your lives, you can ask another player for a revive, buy it from the itemshop or wait 3 days.

Lifesteal – Lose one heart everytime you die. Killing other players gives more hearts. If you prefer not to fight, you can also get your health back by buying it with items.

Kill streak – Fight with other players and get Kill Streak points with every kill. The higher kill streak you have, the better bonuses you earn (also get visual auras!)

Longer Nights – Survive throug the 30 minutes long nights! Then have only 10 minutes to rest during the day.No regeneration – Health does not regenerate naturally. To recover your missing hearts, use consumables like golden apples or regeneration potions.More detailed information can be found in-game using /info command.

No regeneration – Health does not regenerate naturally. To recover your missing hearts, use consumables like golden apples or regeneration potions.

More detailed information can be found in-game using /info command.

happycubes.csrv.pl

KizilayNetwork

Towny

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Items Found:	7655
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Come to Our Brand New Towny Server, My Friend Ability to View the Game World on the Site Advanced Abilities System Inter-Player Trading System Advanced XRay protection Random Teleportation System (Captain) Ability to open menu with Shift+F keys The server economy operates on gold. Chat Competitions System FLY Cheat Protection Specially textured Tools, Sets and cosmetics MOB limitations to prevent server performance from decreasing Farming optimizations to prevent server performance from decreasing

kizilaynw.minecraftoyna.com

🌟 EmeraldsMC 💎 [SURVIVAL] 🏡 [LANDS] 👑[PVP] 🛒 [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] 🎉

battle, Factions, games, Landclaim, Landclaiming, PvP, smp, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	3359
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

🌟 Welcome to EmeraldsMC! 💎PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COM

Discover a world of endless possibilities with our active staff ready to assist you anytime. Your opportunities here are endless. Show off your leadership skills by creating a town, become rich by gathering resources and completing weekly challenges, and run custom chest-shops!

– 🏡 Build thriving towns to show off your creativity.- 🛒 Run successful shops and amass riches in-game.- 🎉 Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.

Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

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play.emeraldsmc.com

ProxyPvP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3083
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

mc.proxypvp.net

VortexSMP

Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

VortexSMP is a survival multiplayer server meant to have a friendly community with custom features. We are currently looking for a staff team that is willing to help out with current and future server development. Join in today to be apart of a BRAND NEW survival experience!

vortexsmp.xyz