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Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

burning sensation, burning urination, dick, discomfort, genital discomfort, genital infection, genital issue, health concern, Medical advice, medical diagnosis, medical help, medical question, Minecraft, Pain, penis infection, penis problem, Server, sexual health, Trouble, urinary issue, urinary tract infection, Urology, uti, yeast infection

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Emeralds Found:	6655	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

BALLZ, blocky, emergency surgery, genital pain, male anatomy, medical emergency, Minecraft, reproductive health, scrotal pain, Server, severe pain, swelling, testicular health, testicular pain, Testicular Torsion, testicular torsion awareness, testicular torsion causes, testicular torsion diagnosis, testicular torsion prevention, testicular torsion symptoms, testicular torsion treatment, twisted testicle, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Votes:	5121	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

VasectomyVibesMC SMP

Contraception, Decision making, emotional impact, Family Planning, Fatherhood, fertility, long-term effects, male sterilization, medical procedure, mens health, permanent birth control, personal experience, post-surgery recovery, regret, reproductive health, satisfaction, sexual health, smp, surgical procedure, Urology, vasectomy, VasectomyVibesMC

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

BlockBusterBalls

BlockBusterBalls, emergency room visit, genital injury, genital trauma, groin injury, male anatomy, medical emergency, painful accident, painful experience, physical injury, reproductive health, scrotum injury, sensitive area, sports accident, sports injury, testicle injury, testicular pain, testicular trauma, traumatic event, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9628
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Love Letters Sent:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!

KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

amusement park, amusement park rides, amusement ride, doctor’s advice, Eastern Iowa, health, kidney health, kidney stone, kidney stone pain, kidney stone prevention, kidney stone relief, kidney stone symptoms, kidney stone treatment, KidneyStoneRodeo, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, natural remedies, passing kidney stones, Safety, Server, stone removal, thrill ride, Urology

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

AnalogProstateExamCraft

analog test, AnalogProstateExamCraft, digital prostate exam, digital rectal exam, Healthcare, medical procedure, mens health, prostate cancer awareness, prostate cancer detection, prostate cancer prevention, prostate cancer screening, prostate exam frequency, prostate exam guidelines, prostate exam procedure, prostate exam recommendations, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health awareness, prostate health check, prostate screening, Urology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

Cloudy Origins

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ores Mined:	2903
New Chunks Explored:	303973	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Towns Built:	2

This is server called Cloudy Origins. It uses Paper to run the plugins. Including the Magic plugin, the Magic plugin lets you become a wizard and master the 200+ spells. After you unlock all the spells in your magic rank you move onto the next. You can learn new spells by using skillpoints (sp), spells like rocket allowing you to fly to your destination in style. If you have any suggestions please post them in our Discord. Have fun!

51.161.119.29:25584

DarkMC Minecraft server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Chimeras Created:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

A completely recent project with the excellent name DarkMC has been opened! Servers: Anarchy 1.16.5 (Technical work) Survival 1.12.2 (Open) New mode that you can vote in our discord channel ?? https://discord.gg/5M9rmM7j The server has: Good check against DDOS attacks Good optimization (tobish tps, fps, ping) Excellent mechanics Beautiful spawn, lobby The server is recruiting: Mods, Tech. Admins, Helpers, Admins (I will pay in server currency) Auction system, Quests, HUGE flea market, Casino, Jobs, NOT expensive Privileges (Warrior costs 19 rubles) Website: darkmc.easydonate.ru We are waiting for you (:IP!: DarkMC.mcmod. ru

darkmc.mcmod.ru

Elitios Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magic Items Found:	6721

Elitios Network offers different servers in a friendly environment!

At your disposal: Survival – Creative – Semi-RP – SheepWars – Thimble – TNT Run – LG UHC and other games!

play.elitios.net:20000

Lowsmp lifesteal

PvP, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4663	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mines Excavated:	3852
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Join my 1.19 lifesteal smp on minehut! pls join (IMPORTANT) IF IT DOSENT WORK go into minehut and do /join lowsmps

lowsmps.minehut.gg

JKeyMC

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5540
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Divine Spears Created:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

The JKeySMP is the best public SMP in Minecraft. We have a thriving, PvP based community, as well as a creator favoured approach to content, so you can grow your socials. (The server is ran by a content creator)

jkeymc.net

🚀 DYNAMITEMC ❤️ TAKE DONATION ➫ /FREE 💎 Minecraft server

Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8980	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

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All versions above 1.8.8 are available!

– – Free donation over time

— Spawn in the style of Cyberpunk 2077

— Issuance of donation currency to the best players every month

— More than 20 types transport

— More than 15 types of weapons

— Start Trek items with kill counters!

— Parkour, spliff, trampolines, games, lucky- blocks and much more…

— Custom dynamites with explosion power up to x100

— Competitions and top clans

— No wipes

— No cheaters

— No cheating for donations

▯ IP: DynMC.dynmc.ru

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▯ VKontakte: vk.com/DynamiteMc

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mr21.dynamitemc.ru

Centerium Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Potions Brewed:	77	Dragon Eggs Found:	8842
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

A 1.18.2 anarchy server with the goal of a smooth and mostly-vanilla experience on a world that will never reset. In the meantime while waiting for the server to update, you can still connect with 1.19 clients!

centerium.org

Globemc – earth smp

Custom Plugins, Earth, Events, Faction Survival, Factions, Guns, Minigames, Nations, PvP, Vehicles

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

💪 !JOIN THE PARTY! ✨🎉 SEASON 1 OF GlobeMC will start at 26.09.2022 and it’s going to be epic 💬✔ join our discord server for more information and updateshttps://discord.gg/qGrvKYrv

unique dynmap 🗺

custom plugins 🔓

guns and vehicles 🔫🚁

nations and wars 🏳

nation economy 💲

events 🎇

giveaways 🤑

GlobeMC.aquatis.io

Extra Life Minecraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Brand new server network with Survival, Skyblock, and Factions coming soon! We’ve got the best community around and awesome features like mcmmo, quests, pvp arenas and more. Make sure to join our discord for Giveaways, announcements, and events!

mc.extralife.gg

MC.EXFIL.RU network of servers Minecraft server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	New Chunks Explored:	167928
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Buildings Constructed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Anarchy Server:

Vanilla server without donations and privileges, and so far without wipes. Vanilla generation, world area 15kk in all directions, pvp enabled, only render cheats allowed. Cheats for money transfers, etc. are prohibited. There is moderation, monthly updates of plugins, and bug fixes. Version 1.19.2. The North has existed for more than a year, created in November 2021. More than 23,000 days have passed on the server itself without a wipe.

RPG server:

A server with unique game mechanics. Custom models, leveling up in MMO style. Choose your class, upgrade and discover new mechanics.

Discord:

Discord publishes information on the server, the work being done, and the current status of the server. There is a form for reporting a problem, or anonymous tickets that are seen only by moderation and the ticket author.

mc.exfil.ru