Urology MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Dick Trouble Minecraft Server

medical diagnosis, penis problem, discomfort, urinary tract infection, dick

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee a little? Look no further, because our server is so hilarious, you’ll be questioning if you have a UTI or a yeast infection from laughing so hard!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. And don’t worry, if it burns like hell when you piss or cum, that just means you’re having a blast on our server! So come on, join us and let the hilarity ensue. Just make sure to bring some extra underwear, because you’re gonna need it!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

Testicular Torsion, BALLZ, medical emergency, genital pain, Urology

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

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VasectomyVibesMC SMP

fertility, satisfaction, sexual health, regret, emotional impact

Are you tired of constantly worrying about accidentally impregnating someone in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all the players have had vasectomies! No need to stress about virtual baby creepers popping up unexpectedly. Plus, imagine the hilarious conversations about our virtual surgeries in the chat. Trust us, it’s worth it just for the laughs alone! So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay.

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BlockBusterBalls

emergency room visit, testicular trauma, physical injury, sensitive area, scrotum injury

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!

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KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

amusement park rides, passing kidney stones, Minecraft, Eastern Iowa, amusement ride

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

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AnalogProstateExamCraft

prostate exam frequency, digital prostate exam, prostate cancer awareness, prostate cancer detection, prostate exam recommendations

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s, like, totally bonkers? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

we got, like, a secret underground society of llamas who run the show. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

also, there’s a rumor that if u find the hidden diamond mine, u get teleported to a disco party with dancing creepers and glow-in-the-dark sheep.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels. it’s a sight to behold, lemme tell ya.

so, if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, u might even get a digital prostate exam. wait, scratch that last part. just come play, okay?

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Oasis Realms

Hardcore, Survival

OasisRealms is a HARDCORE Minecraft Server and SMP that allows Bedrock & Java. The server is equipped with various extraordinary activities striving to produce the highest quality experience for its players.

play.oasisrealms.com:25599

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GreenBelarusCraft Version 1.8-1.12.2 Minecraft server

The owner of the server “GreenBelarusCraft Version 1.8-1.12.2” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

s3.joinserver.ru:25762

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LunarCraft

PvE, Skyblock, Parkour

We are new to haveing this server, but very well known in owning servers in the past. This time around our server has been reworked to help improve our very beloved gamemode being “Skyblock”. We have improve different things about skyblock trying to make it more player based and just more fun in general and we welcome anyone to join. We have a website for anyone looking to become part of the staff team. All the staff are nice and very kind and sweet. We are LGBTQ friendly and wont turn anyone away for no reason at all. If none of the staff is on consider joining the discord server and reaching out for help their. if no one responds then someone will get back to you. We currently are only offering skyblock as our main gamemode, but decided to open the server to test our biggest skyblock porject yet!

104.217.249.66:25584

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RR-Anarchy.eu

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

RR-Anarchy [Anarchy] {1.19.3}

Join RR-Anarchy.eu and do your thing – it’s just anarchy. There is noone protecting you and there is no moderation. The server is hosted in europe and runs Java 1.19.3 and is mostly compatible with client versions >=1.17.

The server is very new: Created on december 2022. It was generated in 1.19.3 and only contains a minimum amount of plugins to keep the server running. Even tho there is an anticheat installed a lot of hacks still work so use your favorite client and have fun. There is also no chat reporting. The chat is free and unmoderated.

RR-Anarchy.eu

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