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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

BALLZ, blocky, emergency surgery, genital pain, male anatomy, medical emergency, Minecraft, reproductive health, scrotal pain, Server, severe pain, swelling, testicular health, testicular pain, Testicular Torsion, testicular torsion awareness, testicular torsion causes, testicular torsion diagnosis, testicular torsion prevention, testicular torsion symptoms, testicular torsion treatment, twisted testicle, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4715
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

BlockBusterBalls

BlockBusterBalls, emergency room visit, genital injury, genital trauma, groin injury, male anatomy, medical emergency, painful accident, painful experience, physical injury, reproductive health, scrotum injury, sensitive area, sports accident, sports injury, testicle injury, testicular pain, testicular trauma, traumatic event, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!

killer-bedwar

Bedwars

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5383
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	282
Love Letters Sent:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

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game5.falixserver.net:35868

ST6U

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Votes:	5770
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2

Hello! If you would like to join ST6U, a recently released Minecraft server, this is your chance! We are an EarthSMP with many many plugins like: Crates, Tokens (A secondary economy you can buy keys, wands and more with!), Custom GUI’s (under development like the token shop GUI), Donator ranks and much more! We have features like: Amazing spawn with an aquatic theme like the Donator Ranks, An amazing community, a Live map, The best premium land claiming plugin there is and much much more! We are always open to suggestions on how to make our server better and how we can improve and make the experience more enjoyable for you! We would love to see you here at ST6U being apart of our amazing community!

play.st6u.net:2224

Spectret MC

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

A nice small SkyPvP server with 3 custom kits! We try and keep it 24/7 but donations would help us a tons!

spectret.ml

Cortex PvP

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3295
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Mines Excavated:	2807
Animals Bred:	158	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

We are a simple semi-vanilla server with an additional feature where you get geared when you spawn. You can fight in a pre made arena. When you kill other players you earn gold what you can use to upgrade your gear.

cortexpvp.shockbyte.xyz

Raw tea

Creative

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	599
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mines Excavated:	3796
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Hi, this server is in creative mode only. I want to build together with the community. But theres no community yet, only me alone in this server. Anyway, It has world edit, and uhh a lot of things. I mean i can add more its just I dont know yet. If you request something to me, maybe ill think about it, and then if its good ill add it. Ill build the server that the community prefer. Lets do it together i guess.

raw-tea.my.to

Cactus Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Endless Night Skies:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Buildings Constructed:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Runes Activated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

– Survival – Server and Player Shop – Land Claims – Economy – Custom Spawners – Land Claims – Friendly Staff

cactuscraft.apexmc.co

Mine In Abyss

Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8720	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Server aims to recreate the world of Made In Abyss in Minecraft. With a 8000 block deep map, custom mobs and artifacts, there are tons to explore.

survive.mineinabyss.com

ApexPrison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3468
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Ores Mined:	2045	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9533

Welcome to ApexPrison! Season 2 out now! IP: theapexnetwork.org

We have lots of exclusive features! 75 Prestiges with a Rebirth system Custom Beacon System Boosters Lots of Rewards Payouts Gangs Events such as Sumo / KoTH… and so much more!

45.43.13.210:25620

mk7SMP

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Mines Excavated:	4564	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

mk7SMP is a chill MC environment. We aim to please our players with only the Top-Rated plugins to assist in the SMP experience. Server is maturely operated; all ages welcome to join! We try to be as family friendly as possible, but we all know **** happens sometimes! [Economy] [Quests] [Parkour]

play.mk7smp.org

LicentiaOrbis

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Legendary russian free server without wipe from 2015 year. Minimum plugins, not have mods. Real server for real playing.

mc.tecode.ru