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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

BALLZ, blocky, emergency surgery, genital pain, male anatomy, medical emergency, Minecraft, reproductive health, scrotal pain, Server, severe pain, swelling, testicular health, testicular pain, Testicular Torsion, testicular torsion awareness, testicular torsion causes, testicular torsion diagnosis, testicular torsion prevention, testicular torsion symptoms, testicular torsion treatment, twisted testicle, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	626
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mines Excavated:	2673
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

BlockBusterBalls

BlockBusterBalls, emergency room visit, genital injury, genital trauma, groin injury, male anatomy, medical emergency, painful accident, painful experience, physical injury, reproductive health, scrotum injury, sensitive area, sports accident, sports injury, testicle injury, testicular pain, testicular trauma, traumatic event, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3628	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!

RegretfulCraft

acceptance, advice, Choices, Closure, death, Dying, final thoughts, forgiveness, Gratitude, introspection, last words, Legacy, lessons learned, Life, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, mortality, perspective, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1545
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Towns Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if your biggest regret in life is not experiencing the thrill of battling dragons, exploring haunted mansions, and dodging lava traps. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server…unless your biggest regret is not joining sooner! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some regrettable memories together!

MeTooMineCraftPrison

#metoo movement, activism, advocacy, Censorship, Chinese journalist, FEMINIST, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Journalism, Justice, Media, MeTooMineCraftPrison, Prison, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, SILENCED, social change, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2
Votes:	3379	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

so like u know this server is like the #MeToo movement but for minecraft lol. we got chinese journalists getting sentenced to 5 years in prison for promoting it. but like don’t worry, on our server u can promote whatever u want and not get in trouble. join us for a wild ride of freedom and blocky fun. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the banned items. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join us and let’s cause chaos together!

HabitCraft: Break Bad, Build Good

bad, bad habits, behavior change, Break, breaking bad habits, breaking habits, BUILD, Consistency, discipline, forming good habits, forming habits, giving up habits, Good, good habits, habit formation, HabitCraft, habits, healthy habits, motivation, negative habits, personal development, positive habits, self improvement, unhealthy habits, Willpower

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Votes:	8572	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the most epic parties in all of minecraft land. like, one time, we had a party so wild, even the creepers were dancing.

and, like, our community is, like, super tight-knit. we all, like, help each other out and stuff. like, one time, this dude lost all his diamonds and we all banded together to help him find them. turns out, they were in his inventory the whole time. classic mix-up, man.

oh, and did i mention the custom plugins? we have, like, this one plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. it’s, like, totally insane. you gotta see it to believe it, man.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OneCraft: Where Java 1.2.5 reigns supreme and the economy is more unstable than my crafting skills!

1.2.5, Alpha, Alphacraft, command, commands, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Fun, invite, Ip:, java, Map, Nostalgia, Old, OneCraft, Plugin, Plugins, registration, REIGNS, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SUPREME, Survival, Unstable, Vanilla, Version, Website

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

IP	oc.alphacraft.fun:25624
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/bHS3guv7nS
Website	alphacraft.fun
Server’s map	http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/
Version	JAVA 1.2.5

Overview:

Nostalgic survival server with plugins running on the old version of Java 1.2.5. The server uses the old registration with the /register command. Anyone can come in!

FAQ:

What version of Java does the server run on?: The server runs on JAVA 1.2.5.
How do I register on the server?: You can register using the /register command.
Are there any restrictions on who can join the server?: There are no restrictions, anyone can join the server.
Where can I find the server’s map?: You can find the server’s map at http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

all-time best, best ever, best sports games, created, factually best, Gaming, greatest sports games, Minecraft, objectively best, objectively factual, Server, sports, sports games, sports gaming, Sports Video Games, SportyCraft, top rated sports games, top sports games, truthfully, truthfully best, ultimate sports games, video games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2469
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1942
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of boring old sports games that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the most epic and outrageous sports games you’ll ever play! Picture this: instead of kicking a boring old soccer ball around, you’ll be playing soccer with exploding TNT blocks! And forget about normal basketball hoops, ours are made out of lava and you have to dodge fireballs while shooting hoops. Oh, and did we mention that our golf course is on a floating island in the sky and you have to ride pigs to get around? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to play a regular sports game again! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the craziest sports games of your life!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

000 in savings, 120, 24 years old, Adulthood, adulting, BoomerCraft, family dynamics, financial independence, financial milestones, Financial Security, Financial Stability, investment strategies, Investments, live in parents basement, living arrangements, living situation, Minecraft, parental support, personal finances, Relationship Status, savings goals, Server, Virgin, young adult

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, being a 24-year-old virgin with $120,000 in savings? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the real world where you can finally be the master of your own virtual universe. Build your dream castle, find love with other players, and maybe even lose your virginity (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your sad reality into a hilarious adventure on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

ExWifeExcessStorageCraft

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, crawl space, deed, Divorce, ExWifeExcessStorageCraft, family, home, husband’s ex, Kids, Mortgage, ownership, paddleboard, Property, relationship, Respect, separation, Storage

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
New Chunks Explored:	638402	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with exes trying to reclaim their paddleboards from your virtual crawl space.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex shows up demanding her long-lost paddleboard. Will you stand your ground and defend your deed rights, or will you cave and let her take it back? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between players over who gets to keep the enchanted diamond armor they found in a dungeon. Will you emerge victorious and claim the loot for yourself, or will you be left empty-handed and crying in a corner? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

culinary disappointment, deceptive appearance, deceptive food, deceptive presentation, disappointing flavors, disgusting food, disgusting taste, food fails, Minecraft, repulsive flavors, revolting food, Server, TasteBudTerror, unappealing dishes, unappealing flavors, unappetizing cuisine, unappetizing dishes, unattractive flavors, unattractive food, uninviting meals, unpalatable dishes, unpalatable meals, unsavory dishes

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of bland and boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chefs who serve up dishes that look delicious but taste like rotten flesh!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted food items that give you superpowers like the ability to shoot spaghetti out of your fingertips or turn into a giant meatball. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraftia!

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and feast on the craziest, most deliciously disgusting adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Come hungry, leave satisfied (or possibly nauseous)!

StankCraft: Smelliest Adventures

Adventures, atrocious smell, bad odor, disgusting scent, foul reek, foul stench, foul-smelling, gag-inducing scent, horrible stench, nauseating fragrance, noxious fumes, offensive odor, putrid aroma, rancid smell, repellant scent, repugnant odor, repulsive smell, revolting stink, Smelliest, StankCraft, unbearable stench, vile stink, worst smell

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where the smell of adventure is so strong, it’ll make you forget about that time you accidentally stepped in a pile of llama poop. Our world is filled with crazy challenges, epic quests, and the occasional farting pig (don’t ask how, it’s a long story involving a witch and some enchanted beans). So if you’re ready to hold your nose and dive into the stinkiest adventure of your life, join us now!

TerritorialIntegrityCraft

78 countries, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international community, international relations, Négotiation, Peace, political agreement, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stability, Swiss conference, territorial integrity, TerritorialIntegrityCraft, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3886
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	3474
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	9552
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

join this cray cray minecraft server where 78 countries come together to agree that ukraine’s teritorial integrity must be the basis of any peace. like, if these countries can agree on something, then you know this server is gonna be lit af. we got diplomats from all over the world building epic structures and negotiating alliances. you never know who you might run into – maybe even a secret agent or two! come join the fun and help us build a world of peace and friendship, one block at a time.