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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6763 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 16 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8987 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 156 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Piss Tower, a towering structure made entirely out of golden blocks. Legend has it that anyone who reaches the top will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the Piss Tower and claim your wishes?
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual Pig Racing Championship. Players saddle up on their trusty pigs and race through obstacle courses, dodging obstacles and power-ups along the way. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (not really, but wouldn’t that be amazing?).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those exploding sheep!
