Urine MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Whale Urine Funnel | Ocean Alive | Nitrogen & Biomass | Minecraft

environmental impact, whale conservation, Whale, marine nutrient cycling, BIOMASS

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a WHALE URINE FUNNEL moving tons of nitrogen and biomass to keep the ocean ALIVE, bro! Back in the day, whales were like, “Yo, we gotta keep this ocean poppin’ with nutrients,” but then humans were all like, “Nah, let’s mess it up with industrial whaling.” But now, on this server, we’re bringing back the whale magic and making the ocean LIT again! Join us and be part of this epic journey to save the ocean with whale pee, bro! It’s gonna be WILD!

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Dino Urine Water Park

Science, ancient creatures, hydration, URINE, Earth science

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

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SmokeCraft: Kid-Free Zone

Risks, detectable, Thc, findings, in-home

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our towers is the amount of THC in the air! our in-game cannabis smoking feature will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world, literally. with 27% of players already showing detectable THC biomarkers, you know you’re in for a wild ride. join now and see why our server is five times more lit than the rest. #420minecraft #blazeit #minecraftmadness 🌿🔥🎮

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Piss Off Minecraft Server

Humiliation, bathroom, pee drinking, pee fetishism, Urination

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a herd of exploding sheep that rained down TNT from the sky. It was chaos, but oh boy was it hilarious!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Piss Tower, a towering structure made entirely out of golden blocks. Legend has it that anyone who reaches the top will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the Piss Tower and claim your wishes?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual Pig Racing Championship. Players saddle up on their trusty pigs and race through obstacle courses, dodging obstacles and power-ups along the way. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (not really, but wouldn’t that be amazing?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those exploding sheep!

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Phthalate-Free Kids Skincare Server

skincare risks, study, skincare, Server, Beauty Products

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even ur skincare products are shook? well, boy do i have the server for u! our server is so epic, it’s been scientifically proven that using skincare products while playing on it can make u a total boss. like, ur urine levels will be off the charts with phthalates, whatever that means. join now for a skincare routine like no other!

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PissedOnMC Server – Expecting Sympathy? 🐶✈️🎮

accident, complaint, refund, PissedOnMC, emotional support animal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting peed on is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with emotional support dogs running amok, but don’t worry, they won’t be peeing on you here (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment).

Our server is so intense, even the flight attendants will be offering you special treatment and bags to clean up any messes. And forget about waiting 25 minutes for the head of claims, our admins are always ready to rectify any less-than-delightful experiences with empathy and compensation in the form of in-game rewards.

So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having! Trust us, it’s better than being peed on by an emotional support dog on a plane.

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MetalCraftALS-Killers

mortality, environmental factors, study, University of Michigan, metals

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ WE GOT ALL DA METALS U NEED IN UR BLOOD AND URINE TO SURVIVE AND THRIVE IN DIS CRAZY WORLD. ALS? MORE LIKE ALS-OME CUZ WE GONNA MAKE SURE U NEVER DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN DA BLOCKY WORLD TOGETHER. YOLO!

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TessCraft Minecraft Server

Visit, alcohol, Upset, family, Issues

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of reading forbidden thrillers at a young age, just like our admin did! Our server is so wild, even borrowing a couple of those books will cause chaos with your family dynamics.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all your rebellious tendencies. We understand the struggle of dealing with divorce, alcohol, and drug problems at a young age, which is why we encourage you to let loose and have fun in our virtual world.

So come on, join us and let your inner rebel out on our Minecraft server. Who knew reading thrillers could lead to such a crazy adventure?

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ToyCraftGenderBend

co parenting, ToyCraftGenderBend, childrens toys, Gender Roles, gendered expectations

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your kids play with whatever toys they want without judgment? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all toy preferences, whether your child loves legos or unicorns.

Join us and let your 4-year-old son build dollhouses and magical kingdoms while your 6-year-old battles zombies and builds epic forts. No need to worry about your ex’s opinions here – we support all toy choices!

So come on over to our server and let your kids’ imaginations run wild – because in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even if it involves unicorns and superheroes teaming up to save the day!

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AgingInMinecraftSMP

Coping skills, perseverance, Expectations, patience, Maturity

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities weighing you down? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is building the most epic dirt house! We promise, it’s way easier than paying bills or doing taxes.

Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Ender Dragon named Steve.

So come on, leave your adulting woes behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs real life when you can have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Larry?

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