Urine MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Whale Urine Funnel | Ocean Alive | Nitrogen & Biomass | Minecraft

URINE, nutrient transport system, Ecosystem Services, Minecraft, nutrient cycling

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a WHALE URINE FUNNEL moving tons of nitrogen and biomass to keep the ocean ALIVE, bro! Back in the day, whales were like, “Yo, we gotta keep this ocean poppin’ with nutrients,” but then humans were all like, “Nah, let’s mess it up with industrial whaling.” But now, on this server, we’re bringing back the whale magic and making the ocean LIT again! Join us and be part of this epic journey to save the ocean with whale pee, bro! It’s gonna be WILD!

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Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, Evolution, Dinosaur, History, park

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

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SmokeCraft: Kid-Free Zone

Thc, Zone, toxic chemicals, carcinogens, URINE

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our towers is the amount of THC in the air! our in-game cannabis smoking feature will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world, literally. with 27% of players already showing detectable THC biomarkers, you know you’re in for a wild ride. join now and see why our server is five times more lit than the rest. #420minecraft #blazeit #minecraftmadness 🌿🔥🎮

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Piss Off Minecraft Server

pee lovers, URINE, Server, pee drinking, Humiliation

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a herd of exploding sheep that rained down TNT from the sky. It was chaos, but oh boy was it hilarious!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Piss Tower, a towering structure made entirely out of golden blocks. Legend has it that anyone who reaches the top will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the Piss Tower and claim your wishes?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual Pig Racing Championship. Players saddle up on their trusty pigs and race through obstacle courses, dodging obstacles and power-ups along the way. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (not really, but wouldn’t that be amazing?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those exploding sheep!

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Phthalate-Free Kids Skincare Server

skincare effects, skincare products, URINE, Skincare Routine, Server

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even ur skincare products are shook? well, boy do i have the server for u! our server is so epic, it’s been scientifically proven that using skincare products while playing on it can make u a total boss. like, ur urine levels will be off the charts with phthalates, whatever that means. join now for a skincare routine like no other!

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PissedOnMC Server – Expecting Sympathy? 🐶✈️🎮

Flight, bathroom, compensation, emotional support animal, CREW

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting peed on is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with emotional support dogs running amok, but don’t worry, they won’t be peeing on you here (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment).

Our server is so intense, even the flight attendants will be offering you special treatment and bags to clean up any messes. And forget about waiting 25 minutes for the head of claims, our admins are always ready to rectify any less-than-delightful experiences with empathy and compensation in the form of in-game rewards.

So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having! Trust us, it’s better than being peed on by an emotional support dog on a plane.

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MetalCraftALS-Killers

health, environmental factors, neurodegenerative disease, Blood, MetalCraftALSKillers

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ WE GOT ALL DA METALS U NEED IN UR BLOOD AND URINE TO SURVIVE AND THRIVE IN DIS CRAZY WORLD. ALS? MORE LIKE ALS-OME CUZ WE GONNA MAKE SURE U NEVER DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN DA BLOCKY WORLD TOGETHER. YOLO!

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Prlekcraft Slovenija – Nova sezona

Towny, Economy, Survival

Slovenian minecraft server PrlekCraft Slovenia offers almost 5 years of tradition of quality servers and serving a pleasant game.

dev.prlekcraft.eu

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Aksh Anarchy

Anarchy

A server with no rules AT ALL , say and do what ever and chat reporting is off . Unlike other servers we are profesional with a website and discord. We have a /tpa /home and /spawn command , 99.9% uptime and a active community , if you wanna get a real anarchy experience with no BS.

aksh.lol

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Medieval lords towny

Adventure, Jobs, PvE, Bosses, Towny

TOWNY | RPG CLASSES | CUSTOM BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS | MAGIC

Medieval Lords is the best and most expansive class-based questing server on the net. With over 30 bosses, a dozen powerful classes each with their own diverse set of skills, and a rich lore begging to be explored, Medieval Lords is adventure aplenty. Also featuring a towny world filled with nations comprised of ambitious towns seeking to declare themselves the finest city, you’ll surely find somewhere to call home. Join today to begin your own quest.

Your Kingdom Awaits…

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