New Minecraft Servers 2025

Urination (Quotation Subject) Minecraft Servers

Urination (Quotation Subject) Minecraft Servers

  • CreeperLoveGoneWrong

    CreeperLoveGoneWrong
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 4142
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4911
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 67
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Epic Battles Fought: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like Maya did when she discovered Marcus’s alleged affair. But don’t worry, our server is all about open relationships and communication – just like OP and Marcus!

    With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. From family feuds to shocking revelations, you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat at all times. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a supportive “friend” like Maya to help you navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life.

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that’s crazier than Maya showing up with bags to pack your virtual belongings!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PhonelessSMP: WhatNowRedditors?

    PhonelessSMP: WhatNowRedditors?
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 509
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4406 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey gamers, imagine a world where all smartphones mysteriously vanish into thin air. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t even miss your precious phone! Why? Because our server is so addictively fun and chaotic that you’ll forget all about those pesky devices.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs Instagram when you can build a pixelated castle with your bare hands and defend it against a horde of zombie villagers?

    So say goodbye to your smartphone and hello to a world of blocky adventures and endless laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those creepers… they’re sneaky little buggers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition

    BoomerCraft: Bullshit Edition
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 1383
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 55 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 12 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33
    Ores Mined: 9780 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with kids who can’t even spell “diamond”? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for the wise and experienced older players of Reddit! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground society of elderly players who have been playing Minecraft since the dawn of time. Legend has it that they hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds and rare items. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dank Memes Dungeon” where players must navigate through a maze of hilarious memes in order to claim the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted potato. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most legendary group of older players in the Minecraft universe. Remember, age is just a number – but diamonds are forever!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KurskCraft: Russian Soldiers Beware!

    KurskCraft: Russian Soldiers Beware!
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 286
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2251 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where Russian soldiers got captured in Kursk Oblast battles? Yeah, you heard me right! Join our server and you might just stumble upon some real-life military drama while mining for diamonds. Who needs boring old quests when you can witness international conflicts unfold right before your eyes? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures on our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VaxCraft: Saving Lives & Building Blocks

    VaxCraft: Saving Lives & Building Blocks
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 9821
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Farms Harvested: 865
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard about this epic Minecraft server where the players are so OP that they actually saved 1.6 million European lives with their sick PvP skills? That’s right, these legends were out there slaying mobs and building epic bases while also fighting off the dreaded Omicron virus like it was just another boss battle.

    Join this server and become a hero in your own right! Who needs a diamond sword when you can wield the power of a life-saving vaccine? Plus, rumor has it that the admins are actually wizards who can summon rare loot drops just by waving their enchanted wands.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this epic quest to save the world, one block at a time! Trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Let’s go, gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LEGITMC

    LEGITMC
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 3089
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    the best lifesteal server ever best experience and enjoying server with good staff and good ranks with auction house

    Legit.mc-world.net:25216

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  • FallenCube

    FallenCube
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 1742
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 19 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

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    FallenCube is a dynamic, progressive skyblock game that offers endless entertainment with its unique map features. While our community is currently small, it’s growing, and we anticipate even more expansion with future skyblock maps and additional game modes. We’re excited to welcome more players and are always eager to hear suggestions from our community.

    fallencube.com

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  • Grimwald SMP: Where we mine diamonds by day and fight creepers by night! Join us now!

    Grimwald SMP: Where we mine diamonds by day and fight creepers by night! Join us now!
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 3031
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Gods Slained: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    About Us

    We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.

    Features

    • Proximity voicechat (optional)
    • Vanilla Tweaks datapacks for quality of life
    • Coreprotect for server protection
    • Hard difficulty
    • Democracy for major server decisions
    • Updates to new versions soon after release
    • Friendly community
    • Minigames and events
    • Group projects
    • No pay-to-win or voting to access features

    Apply

    To apply, visit: Application Form

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server mostly vanilla? Yes, we have some quality of life datapacks and plugins for server protection, but the core gameplay is vanilla.
    Can I use proximity voicechat? Yes, it is optional for players to use proximity voicechat on the server.
    Are major server decisions voted on? Yes, democracy is used for all major server decisions.
    Is TNT, rail, and carpet duping allowed? Yes, we have vanilla-like configs where TNT, rail, and carpet duping is allowed.
    How do you protect against theft and griefing? We use Coreprotect instead of land claim to protect the server. This allows us to revert the world to previous states and ban those responsible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Fembot’s Cute Loser BF Minecraft Server

    Fembot’s Cute Loser BF Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 8320
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all the cool kids (and golden retriever personalities) like you!

    Join our server and meet our resident 21-year-old shut-in who is a KHHV (that’s right, never had a girlfriend and proud of it), NEET, and self-proclaimed master of avoiding social media and porn. But don’t worry, he’s not a chud and definitely doesn’t hate women.

    With a mix of autism, OCD, and a touch of doomer energy, our server is the perfect place for those who march to the beat of their own drum. Plus, our resident musician, programmer, weightlifter, Japanese speaker, and aspiring artist will keep you entertained with his quirky sense of humor and love for animanga and niche music (ambient and post-rock, anyone?).

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate mix of chaos, creativity, and camaraderie. Bonus trivia: our resident cool guy even has a really cool name. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NijiENNoobGamer Minecraft SMP

    NijiENNoobGamer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 3993
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 7975 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh, have fun, and maybe even question your sanity!

    Join us on our server where the mobs have formed a union and demand better working conditions, where the villagers have started a protest against the iron golems for their aggressive behavior, and where the creepers have formed a synchronized dance troupe (watch out for their explosive finale)!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world, a group of sheep who have formed a cult worshiping a golden carrot, and a mysterious player who may or may not be a time-traveling wizard from the future.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of the server – or at least get a good story to tell your friends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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