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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9218 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
We did a study with 3091 players from all over the world and found out that cranberries prevent bacteria from sticking to your urinary tract walls. So, come on over and play on our server while sippin’ on some cranberry juice to keep those UTIs away!
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a special power-up that turns all the mobs into giant cranberries! Imagine fighting off a horde of cranberry zombies with your trusty diamond sword – it’s gonna be wild!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to UTIs forever! It’s gonna be a berry good time, trust us!