Urinary Tract MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PixelPotty Panic Server

PixelPotty, pollution control, urine samples, Bladder cancer, health risks

so like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where microplastics are taking over and causing chaos in the urinary tract. yeah, that’s right, we got a whole storyline about microplastics invading your body and you gotta fight them off in epic battles.

join our server for a chance to save the world from the evil microplastics, build epic bases to protect yourself, and team up with other players to defeat the plastic invaders. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground lab where you can research new ways to fight off the microplastics and save the day?

plus, we have custom mini-games like “plastic purge” where you have to collect as many microplastics as you can before time runs out, and “toxic waste toss” where you have to throw toxic waste barrels at your opponents to win. it’s a total blast, bro.

so come join our server and embark on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. let’s save the world from the evil microplastics together!

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StingCraft Minecraft Server

emergency room, insect, Experiment, Dangerous, STINGcraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe some common sense. Ever wondered what would happen if you pushed a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick? Well, on our server, you can find out!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Minecraft world in ways you never thought possible. Build a castle out of giant rubber ducks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or create a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere.

But be warned, things can get a little wild on our server. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry zombies with frosting cannons. Another time, a group of players tried to tame a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with Justin Bieber songs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as pushing a hornet down your piss hole with a chopstick, then come join us! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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Pee-ventures: Aim Challenge

urinary changes, mens health, bathroom challenges, urinary issues, urinary difficulties

come join dis epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep music. we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake and diamonds. if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies. our community is full of crazy players who build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on all the craziness happening on dis server. so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Straight Up Chaos SMP – Where griefing is just another way to say hello! 1.20.4

Survival, Chaos, Straight.., improved, Anarchy

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	straightup.minecraft.best
Description	Join us on Straight Up! A 5 year old anarchy server with no map resets and limited anticheat to keep things fun. We have a small but active player base with room to grow so come enjoy the vanilla minecraft experience with us!
New Discord	https://discord.gg/UBTz9ruShH
Old Official Discord	https://discord.gg/6w7dCFf

FAQs

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for 5 years.

2. Is there a map reset on this server?

No, there are no map resets on this server.

3. What kind of anticheat system is in place?

The server has a limited anticheat system to keep things fun.

4. How big is the player base on the server?

The server has a small but active player base with room to grow.

AS SMP VS Hypixel

rules, multiplayer, Tpa, Adventure, hackers

	Hypixel	AS SMP
Player Base	Massive player base	Small community
Gameplay	Diverse minigames, custom game modes	Semi-vanilla survival experience
Features	Extensive features, events, challenges	Basic survival features with whitelisting
PVP	PVP enabled in specific game modes	PVP enabled everywhere in the world
Whitelist	No whitelist	Whitelist to avoid hackers

FAQ:

1. How many players are on Hypixel compared to AS SMP? – Hypixel has a massive player base, while AS SMP has a small community.

2. What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on each server? – Hypixel offers diverse minigames and custom game modes, while AS SMP provides a semi-vanilla survival experience.

3. What features are available on both servers? – Hypixel has extensive features, events, and challenges, while AS SMP offers basic survival features with whitelisting.

4. Is PVP enabled on these servers? – PVP is enabled in specific game modes on Hypixel, while AS SMP has PVP enabled everywhere in the world.

5. Do I need to go through a whitelist process to join these servers? – Hypixel does not require a whitelist, but AS SMP has a whitelist to avoid hackers and unwanted players.

DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!

Villain, Neuro, brainless, preposterous, Absurd

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.

Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!

But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

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Blocky Heartbreakers: Ay Mi Croazon Minecraft Server

pedacito, regalar, desamor, problema, soloun

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we specialize in heartbreak-proof relationships! Our players are so sweet, they’ll give you a piece of their heart (literally) just to show how much they care. So come join us and collect all the heart pieces to create the ultimate love potion! Who needs diamonds when you have a heart-shaped inventory? Join now and say goodbye to heartbreak, and hello to heartache (in a good way)! 💔❤️💎

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FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – /HACK Minecraft server

FREEDON HERE, Hack, Minecraft, Server, GET A FREE

The owner of the server “FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – HACK” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Mildew RP: Where we take vanilla and add just a hint of mold for that extra flavor! Now serving ages 18+ only!

FSit, safe space, Squaremap, Mold, species

Mildew RP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can. If the issue is with a staff member themself, the server owner can be trusted to be unbiased.
A variety of Character Options!	When joining the discord, you get access to the full list of the species you can base your character on. At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
No client-required Mods!	We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement!
A couple of server-side mods:	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations. We also have Fast Leaf Decay for those who enjoy a speedy deforesting!
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world, but we have custom recipes to still get End materials!

FAQ

Q: How many species can I choose from?

A: At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!

Q: Are mods required to play on this server?

A: We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement!

Q: Is there an End Dimension in this world?

A: No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world, but we have custom recipes to still get End materials!

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j

PixelPalsCraft: Where Achievements Are So Last Season!

retro gaming website, retro gaming discussion, Nostalgia, retro gaming achievements, Thoughts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are either based or cringe? Well, look no further because our server is neither! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Diamond Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

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