UrinalToStall Minecraft Server

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Welcome to CrazyCraft: Where Reality Meets Insanity!

Imagine a world where goldfish rule the skies and trees talk in riddles! Penetrate the veil of normalcy and dive into our server of delightful madness where every block is a question mark and every player is a favorite sandwich!

Server Features (Read at Your Own Risk!)

Feature	Description
Sentient Grass Blocks	Will tell you the weather! Most of the time, they lie.
Unlimited Pickles	But why can’t I find the sandwiches?
Endless Nightmares	Cuddle monsters are REAL. Sleep is for the weak!
Creeper Karaoke	Enjoy the explosive music, literally!
Dog Cops	The law is in a very fluffy place. Just don’t bark back.
End Portal to the 3rd Dimension	It’s just your closet. Don’t open it!

Player Testimonials

“I never thought I could milk a cow with my bare hands. Now I’m stuck in a time loop.” – Player747

“The pickles sing as I run. I think I’m the heir to the throne!” – DukeOfPickles

“My only regret is teaching my pet spider to read.” – SpookySteve

Join Us, If You Dare!

CrazyCraft is not just a server; it’s a cosmic trip through a kaleidoscope! Leap from dimensions and embrace the chocolate fountain of existential despair! Maybe the world is flat? Maybe you’re just dreaming of donuts! Reality is just a suggestion!

Cautionary Notice

Beware, oh traveler! If you hear whispers in the void, it may be the fry cook from the 273rd reality trying to steal your soul. Trust no one, especially the talking sheep. On Thursdays, they become sentient.

LuxKreepCraft: Kim’s Russian Ride

Automotive Industry, Diplomacy, diplomatic gesture, economic cooperation, foreign relations, gift, global politics, headline, hybrid car, international relations, Kim, Kims, LuxKreepCraft, luxury car, political leaders, putin, Reuters, Ride, russia, Russian, south korea, state gift, summit meeting, world news

so like, imagine this, right? putin and kim jong un are like bffs now and putin was all like “yo kim, i got u this sick russian luxury car but it’s got south korean parts in it” and kim was like “omg putin u shouldn’t have” and now they’re cruising around in style together.

join our minecraft server and u can be part of this epic bromance too. imagine building a luxury car with russian and south korean parts in minecraft, that’s the kind of crazy stuff we do here. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where putin and kim hang out and plan world domination.

come join us for a wild ride filled with luxury cars, international diplomacy, and friendship goals. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

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IceMeltMadness

antarctic, antarctica, climate change, climate data, climate modeling, climate projections, climate science, climate variability, environmental impact, glaciology, global warming, ice melt, ice sheet dynamics, ice shelves, IceMeltMadness, meltwater, polar regions, regional climate models, scientific research, Sea Level Rise, water resources

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the ice shelves are melting faster than you can say “creeper!” we got so much meltwater, you’ll be swimming in it like a drowned zombie! our climate models are so wack, you’ll be building snowmen in the desert! join now for a wild ride through the icy unknown, where the only thing colder than the ice is our sense of humor!

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Survivalmc Anarchy server

1.12.2, 3 Month old world, Anarchy, anti cheat, Crafting Dupe, Lava Flow, LavaCast, Survival, Suvival, True 1.12.2 Anarchy experience, Vanilla

welcome to survivalmc Anarchy server Crafting Dupe! 3 Month old world 1.12.2 Suvival Vanilla Anarchy Anti-Cheat Lava Flow 20% Faster than other anarchy servers Lavacast Faster True 1.12.2 Anarchy experience

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EmperixSMP: Where vanilla is semi, resets are a no-no, and 1.21 is the magic number!

Community, customized, Discord, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, gaming experience, hospitable haven, large builds, large goals, Magic, minecraft veteran, new, Nono, number, progress, progress preservation, pure vanilla, quality of life, Resets, Seasoned, Semi, smp, technical details, unique twist, Vanilla, Welcoming Community

Emperix SMP Server

Welcome to Emperix SMP Server!

The server has just gone live last week and is now open for everyone!

If you’re looking for a recently refurbished, but long standing community SMP, Emperix is the place to go! Equipped with a brand new, and genuinely active Discord server, Emperix SMP is a Vanilla+ SMP that focuses on quality of life, and the community, than it does anything else! Whether you prefer a vanilla experience or something more customized, this server caters to both preferences. Enjoy pure vanilla gameplay without any distractions, or explore our enhanced features for a unique twist on your gaming experience. Our focus is to bring a world where it will remain unaffected by resets for a large period of time, preserving your progress no matter which path you choose. This server will focus on making large builds or accomplishing large goals without the fear of a server reset anytime soon.

If anyone has any questions, or want to know more technical details about what’s included please direct them to the new Discord Server linked below, and the staff (myself included) will answer happily answer any questions!

How to Join:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/emperixmc Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or someone seeking a welcoming community, Emperix SMP offers a hospitable haven for all.

IP: play.emperixmc.com

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, but it also offers some enhanced features for a unique experience.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any server rules?	Yes, there are rules outlined in the Discord server that all players must follow.
Can I join with mods or cheats?	No, the server is meant for a fair and enjoyable vanilla gameplay experience.

SummerStrong Minecraft Server

30 degrees, climate, climate change, comparison, European, Europoors, Extreme Temperatures, global warming, heat wave, hot weather, Minecraft, Pussies, seasonal differences, Server, strength, Summers, SummerStrong, super mega hot, Temperature, toughness, Weak, weather conditions, weather patterns

Are you tired of those weak europoors and their measly summers? Join our Minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the temperatures are so hot, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the game! Our summers are so intense, they sometimes reach a scorching 30 degrees! Come join us and experience the ultimate heatwave while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who needs air conditioning when you have our super mega hot summers? Join now and feel the burn!

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PixelPals Minecraft Server

art, Artistic, artwork, Boy, call it a girl, confusion, Creative, creativity, draw, drawing, Expression, gender, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Identity, illustration, Minecraft, nonconformity, PixelPals, Server, sketching, societal norms, Stereotypes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where boys are called girls and girls are called boys! It’s absolute chaos and confusion, but that’s what makes it so much fun! Who knows what kind of hilarious mix-ups and misunderstandings you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and join the madness!

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NoRoomForNoobs Minecraft Server

adhd, anti-vax, Boundaries, Communication, cousin-in-law, Eviction, family, family dynamics, financial mismanagement, Homeless, Housing, Job, mat leave, Minecraft, NoRoomForNoobs, personal space, Pregnancy, Privilege, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, Server, strangers

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! We promise no entitled cousins or rude in-laws will be bothering you here.

Join us and build your dream virtual home without worrying about unwanted houseguests showing up uninvited. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on crafting and mining to your heart’s content.

And don’t worry about being called “privileged” for wanting your own space – on our server, everyone is equal and free to play without judgment. Plus, we won’t judge if you spend all your in-game money on virtual nails instead of rent.

So come join us and leave the real-life family drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it – unless you forget to build a roof over your head, that is!

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Bestie’s Wifey, Chill Out!

acting weird, Best Friend, best friend’s wife, Besties, Birthday Party, Chill, court date, Frustration, group hangs, Gun Safety, interferes, kindness abused, mistaken identity, neighbor intervention, newborn baby, resemblance, robbery trauma, split opinions., starts fights, Therapy, UNCOMFORTABLE, wifey

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.

Ever been mistaken for a criminal and had your best friend’s wife give you the side-eye? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Experience the thrill of trying to prove your innocence while navigating through awkward interactions and emotional turmoil.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as you try to maintain your friendships amidst the chaos. Will you be able to handle the pressure or will you crack under the strain?

Join now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you work through your issues? Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today and dive into the madness!

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PunchCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, bipartisanship, brawl, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Democracy, democrats, Division, Fist Fight, Government, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, Minecraft, partisan brawl, partisanship, physical altercation, political parties, political showdown, Politics, PunchCraft, republicans, Server, Unity

Are you tired of political debates and arguments? Join our Minecraft server and watch as all the Democrats and Republicans duke it out in an epic fist fight with no weapons! Will Nancy Pelosi knock out Mitch McConnell with a swift uppercut? Will Ted Cruz unleash his secret karate skills on Joe Biden? Join now to witness the ultimate showdown and place your bets on who will come out victorious! Who needs a debate when you can have a brawl in Minecraft? Join us for the chaos and mayhem!

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CraftyChronicles

Astonishing, Bizarre History, CraftyChronicles, Events, hard to believe., historical events, incredulous, mind-boggling, recorded history, Shocking History, Strange History, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable events, unbelievable facts, unbelievable happenings, unbelievable incidents, unbelievable moments, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable occurrences in history, unbelievable stories

Are you tired of boring old history books? Well, come join our Minecraft server where history comes to life in the most outrageous ways possible! Witness the epic battle between dinosaurs and aliens that totally happened (we swear)! Explore ancient civilizations that had flying cars and robot butlers! And don’t even get us started on the time travelers who accidentally started the Great Fire of London while trying to cook marshmallows with a flamethrower. Join us for a history lesson like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

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